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(Slate)   "My gun only has a finite number of bullets. It's not a friggin' phaser"   (slate.com) divider line 38
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2013-02-08 11:04:43 AM  
Chlamydiot .
 
2013-02-08 11:04:46 AM  
Lana.  Lana!  LAAAAANAAAAA!
 
2013-02-08 11:05:46 AM  
'Shut your dick holster' has got to be the line of the season so far
 
2013-02-08 11:11:33 AM  
Ron Cadillac is freakin epic!
 
2013-02-08 11:19:30 AM  

Wyckyd Sceptre: 'Shut your dick holster' has got to be the line of the season so far


Heh, I quoted that last week in some thread, and some Debbie Downer said it convinced him to never watch the show.

This week's ep. wasn't the season's strongest, but opened up some interesting future possibilities for Ron, which I'm sure was the whole point.

/use the parachute fall
 
2013-02-08 11:25:25 AM  
Cheryl's "Trouble on the hoooomefront?" line with her ridiculous fake British accent killed me. I need to work that one into everyday conversation.

"This money isn't exactly *makes air quotes* 'clean'"
*makes air quotes* "No shiat."
 
2013-02-08 11:27:21 AM  
Really enjoying this season so far, but last night they brought back one bit that annoys the piss out of me. The whole "... he said, incredulously..." self-recap Archer throws out.
 
2013-02-08 11:41:29 AM  

Mr. Chainsaw: Cheryl's "Trouble on the hoooomefront?" line with her ridiculous fake British accent killed me. I need to work that one into everyday conversation.


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2013-02-08 11:42:46 AM  
Phasers are nowhere near infinite.  Don't you recall Capt. Tracy (Morgan Woodward!!!) saying:

"And they came and they came. We killed thousands, and they still came.  We drained 3 phasers, and they still came."

And then later on when he finally has Kirk in his sights and pulls the trigger, he finds his Phaser is empty.
 
2013-02-08 11:48:13 AM  
Because of the chlamydia. Oh, and I'm an idiot.
 
2013-02-08 11:56:43 AM  
So glad I remembered Archer is new this week and tuned in. I don't think I could do a better job with the quotes than what you all have done already.

Does anyone else have issues remembering when Archer is on? Maybe it's just an odd time of the week for me...
 
2013-02-08 12:04:36 PM  
But you only really need one bullet...

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2013-02-08 12:07:40 PM  
PACMAN JONES!
 
2013-02-08 12:12:42 PM  
I used shut your dickholster on my best friend at our fantasy football end of the year party. She was shocked and appalled i said it. Then said how do you know what fiance calls my mouth. She's pretty awesome
 
2013-02-08 12:22:02 PM  
Well that was certainly some college freshmen level analysis of the trucker/tranny portion of the show...

/it was just a throwback to the "Democratic queers" line, you see, people who claim to be conservative often hide odd fetishes or sexual deviancies...
//I don't think it was any sort of statement by the show or indicative of a trend of insensitivity towards transsexuals, but you go with that Slate
 
2013-02-08 12:36:12 PM  
Pacman Jones!
 
2013-02-08 01:48:27 PM  
Damn, I missed it - I'll have to catch it OD
 
2013-02-08 02:02:50 PM  
I'm still not quite sure I understood (1) where the money came from and (2) what Ron was doing in the fleabag hotel room in Schenectady.

/Unless it was some sort of synecdoche.
 
2013-02-08 02:19:48 PM  
So much win!
 
2013-02-08 02:42:43 PM  
I got a good chuckle out of the "like if John Waters directed Mad Max" line
 
2013-02-08 02:53:44 PM  
Carol's "gypsy woman" gag coming out of Archer's mouth was perfect.
 
2013-02-08 04:09:59 PM  

js34603: Well that was certainly some college freshmen level analysis of the trucker/tranny portion of the show...

/it was just a throwback to the "Democratic queers" line, you see, people who claim to be conservative often hide odd fetishes or sexual deviancies...
//I don't think it was any sort of statement by the show or indicative of a trend of insensitivity towards transsexuals, but you go with that Slate


but the woodhouse abuse just gets a pass, like milton berle?
 
2013-02-08 04:21:44 PM  

Wyckyd Sceptre: 'Shut your dick holster' has got to be the line of the season so far


My favorite too. The delivery was amazing.
 
2013-02-08 04:22:40 PM  

grinding_journalist: Wyckyd Sceptre: 'Shut your dick holster' has got to be the line of the season so far

Heh, I quoted that last week in some thread, and some Debbie Downer said it convinced him to never watch the show.

This week's ep. wasn't the season's strongest, but opened up some interesting future possibilities for Ron, which I'm sure was the whole point.

/use the parachute fall


I remember that thread. What a douche... Can't win 'em all I suppose.
 
2013-02-08 05:07:52 PM  
images2.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2013-02-08 05:13:12 PM  
really need a good Archer wallpaper and google is sucking right now. Best i have is a danger zone one
 
2013-02-08 05:35:34 PM  

phattybeefpatty: Wyckyd Sceptre: 'Shut your dick holster' has got to be the line of the season so far

My favorite too. The delivery was amazing.


I disagree... best line was:

"Its my 3rd biggest fear that he brings home some whore and says "we're are married"... oh and the whore has bangs!"
 
2013-02-08 05:59:16 PM  
It seems kind of odd that both Pam and Cheryl would pass up a chance to help Archer out however, unless they have grown as people.
 
2013-02-08 06:23:23 PM  

farbekrieg: It seems kind of odd that both Pam and Cheryl would pass up a chance to help Archer out however, unless they have grown as people.


I think Pam was done with him when he was pushing rope at the end of Season 3 and  Cheryl Carol Krystal Cheryl was done around Season 2 when she got her inheritence.
 
2013-02-08 06:34:28 PM  
I love how the reviewer on Slate is getting upset about the use of the word 'tranny' and the way lgbt people are portrayed in Archer. Just because, dear god, have you not seen the way STRAIGHT people are portrayed on Archer? Including their sexual proclivities?
 
2013-02-08 06:43:17 PM  

ambercat: I love how the reviewer on Slate is getting upset about the use of the word 'tranny' and the way lgbt people are portrayed in Archer. Just because, dear god, have you not seen the way STRAIGHT people are portrayed on Archer? Including their sexual proclivities?



Seriously. It's not exactly about a world filled with role models.

Great episode too. But the whole season has been at least good so far. I knew this season would be a good one when the first episode opened up in Bob's Burgers and blew my frickin' mind.

And put me down as one more vote for "Shut your dick holster" as being the best line of the season so far.
 
2013-02-08 07:26:53 PM  

Wyckyd Sceptre: 'Shut your dick holster' has got to be the line of the season so far


agreed.
 
2013-02-08 07:47:23 PM  

some_beer_drinker: Wyckyd Sceptre: 'Shut your dick holster' has got to be the line of the season so far

agreed.


Though my wife reminded me that 'I'm tripping bear balls' should also be in the running.
 
2013-02-09 04:09:39 AM  
I was particularly fond of, "It is just idiots all the way down."
 
2013-02-09 07:00:13 AM  

Crotchrocket Slim: So glad I remembered Archer is new this week and tuned in. I don't think I could do a better job with the quotes than what you all have done already.

Does anyone else have issues remembering when Archer is on? Maybe it's just an odd time of the week for me...


Not just you, I missed it.  :(
 
2013-02-09 04:46:21 PM  
As someone who does the Montreal-to-NYC drive all the time, I really got a kick out of this episode.
 
2013-02-09 05:17:52 PM  

Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: I'm still not quite sure I understood (1) where the money came from and (2) what Ron was doing in the fleabag hotel room in Schenectady.

/Unless it was some sort of synecdoche.


Also, (1) the stash from the chop shop but mostly from suckering customers into buying the undercoating. (2) is kind of a mystery though.

/I bet it's drug money
//Because it's Schenectady
 
2013-02-09 11:32:44 PM  

Medic Zero: Crotchrocket Slim: So glad I remembered Archer is new this week and tuned in. I don't think I could do a better job with the quotes than what you all have done already.

Does anyone else have issues remembering when Archer is on? Maybe it's just an odd time of the week for me...

Not just you, I missed it.  :(


I have no idea what day or time Archer is on.  This is true for most shows I watch. That's what a DVR is for.

/or torrent
//It's on FX, right?
 
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