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(News.com.au)   Hiker in New Zealand finds new use for emergency beacon   (news.com.au ) divider line
    More: Fail, rescue beacons, New Zealand  
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11931 clicks; posted to Main » on 08 Feb 2013 at 10:43 AM (3 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2013-02-08 10:56:57 AM  
2 votes:
They should have picked him up, flew him deeper into the wilderness and dropped him off.
2013-02-08 03:55:03 PM  
1 vote:

Tri 26.2: Prof. Frink: Please be as a sex toy. Please be as a sex toy. Please be as a sex toy.

/reads article

DAMMIT

At least I am not the only one who thought something like this.


+1
2013-02-08 01:44:00 PM  
1 vote:
These folks should have to sign an agreement before they get one of those beacons.

"I hear by agree to reimburse any emergency service for their efforts if this beacon is activated for anything other than the emergency situations detailed below:
-Severe injuries where a traveller is incapable of returning in a timely manner
-Extreme weather which may severely threaten the lives of one or more traveler
-etc
If the beacon is activated and it is deemed to be inappropriate I am entitled to a hearing to deem if my reasoning is a valid use of the beacon.

Signed

_________ "


You push the button for crap like this and you get an invoice.
2013-02-08 01:01:57 PM  
1 vote:

Prof. Frink: Please be as a sex toy. Please be as a sex toy. Please be as a sex toy.

/reads article

DAMMIT


At least I am not the only one who thought something like this.
2013-02-08 10:56:26 AM  
1 vote:
Please be as a sex toy. Please be as a sex toy. Please be as a sex toy.

/reads article

DAMMIT
2013-02-08 10:26:24 AM  
1 vote:
Mmm emergency bacon
 
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