Dead for Tax Reasons: Mmm emergency bacon
abhorrent1: They should have picked him up, flew him deeper into the wilderness and dropped him off.
SerialSeb: For a second there I though someone had invented Emergency bacon..
durbnpoisn: I wonder why he told them the truth. Why didn't he just fake that he was lost and starving?What a moran.
tolallorti: Read that as Hitler in New Zealand. The Hitler of Oz/tired/Does Oz only apply to Australia?
Prof. Frink: Please be as a sex toy. Please be as a sex toy. Please be as a sex toy./reads articleDAMMIT
stuffy: At the very least they should give him a bill for the cost.
Buttbone McGillicutty: Here in Castle Anthrax, we have but one punishment for setting alight the grail-shaped beacon.
Tri 26.2: Prof. Frink: Please be as a sex toy. Please be as a sex toy. Please be as a sex toy./reads articleDAMMITAt least I am not the only one who thought something like this.
DeathBySmiley: Why does a country that small need helicopters?\had nothing funny to say\\had to say something\\\slashy-slash
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