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(NBC News)   Cowan sworn in as Senator from Massachusetts, promises to crush his enemies, see them driven before him, and to hear the lamentation of their women   (firstread.nbcnews.com) divider line 18
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2013-02-08 10:34:51 AM  
promises to crush his enemies

500hats.typepad.com
 
2013-02-08 10:37:56 AM  
Lamentations of their "persons"..

Have to be careful now in congress.
 
2013-02-08 10:38:44 AM  
Which Cowen brother is it, Joel or David X?
 
2013-02-08 10:47:12 AM  
Cowan sworn in as Senator from Massachusetts, promises to apologize to his enemies, bow down before them, and record the lamentation of himself to post on youtube

Fixed for congressional accuracy.
 
2013-02-08 10:52:50 AM  
For those who don't bother to read the entire article, you're missing out on the last paragraph...

"On his way out. Biden poked his head into Mitch McConnell's suite, grabbing some chocolate from the desk of a receptionist, then went around another corner and ended up in an embrace with a former staffer before leaving the Capitol. "
 
2013-02-08 11:17:19 AM  

devek: For those who don't bother to read the entire article, you're missing out on the last paragraph...

"On his way out. Biden poked his head into Mitch McConnell's suite, grabbing some chocolate from the desk of a receptionist, then went around another corner and ended up in an embrace with a former staffer before leaving the Capitol. "


thanks. that article read like it was written by someone with dyslexia. couldn't get past the second "paragraph".
 
2013-02-08 11:48:15 AM  
Hot water, good dentishtry and shoft lavatory paper.
 
2013-02-08 11:55:20 AM  
I really prefer "lamination of the women. "
 
2013-02-08 12:17:34 PM  
Cowan sworn in as Senator from Massachusetts, promises to cwush his enemies, see them dwiven before him, and to hear the wamentation of their women

/FTFY
 
2013-02-08 12:30:03 PM  
Now with funny...

Cowan sworw in as Sewator from Massachusetts, promises to crush his ewemies, see them drivew before him, and to hear the lamewtatiow of their womew

/maybe not, but at least you have to think about it a bit
 
2013-02-08 12:31:11 PM  

Mager: Cowan sworn in as Senator from Massachusetts, promises to cwush his enemies, see them dwiven before him, and to hear the wamentation of their women


Damn you.

/shakes tiny fist
 
2013-02-08 12:37:23 PM  
But does his know the answer to the riddle of Steele?

upload.wikimedia.org
 
2013-02-08 01:07:53 PM  
Is he keeping Andy as his sidekick? Will Max return as bandleader/drummer? Any chance of another awesome Amex commercial in the run-up?
 
2013-02-08 02:04:59 PM  

maitaimaker: Hot water, good dentishtry and shoft lavatory paper.


+1 set of shiny diamond teeth and a nice steak dinner for you good sir!
 
2013-02-08 04:23:18 PM  

devek: For those who don't bother to read the entire article, you're missing out on the last paragraph...

"On his way out. Biden poked his head into Mitch McConnell's suite, grabbing some chocolate from the desk of a receptionist, then went around another corner and ended up in an embrace with a former staffer before leaving the Capitol. "


Are we supposed to read something into that? Leadership offices are just outside the chamber, and the cars roll up to the east side of the capitol, which is on the Republican side of the Senate chamber. Biden probably just spotted the tray of chocolate, grabbed one, saw and hugged the staffer before going down the stairs and hopping in the car.

Really a pretty normal sequence of events.
 
2013-02-09 04:39:32 AM  
'Hey, chocolate.. not yours, turtle-boy!'

Embracing a former staffer?  Male or female?  Probably the latter with Biden.
 
2013-02-09 01:27:49 PM  
As long as "Liveshot" is gone, fine by me
 
2013-02-10 12:03:04 AM  
A few minutes later, the veep arrived and again performed his duties, behaving himself this time and getting through the mock ceremony without shocking anyone.

I reread the article a few times in order to make certain I hadn't missed it but WTF is the writer talking about here?

What did Joe do the first time that was so "shocking"?

The only moment even close to shocking in that article was Deval Patrick being told to get his non-Senatorial ass outta the chair and that was not so much a shock moment as a facepalm one.

Biden snagging some free chocolate from Turtleguy's office and then giving hugs on the way out the door is just another day ending in a Y for America's Favorite Uncle.

That's how he rolls.
 
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