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(Charleston Post and Courier)   Peeing off the side of a boat, flipping off your neighbors, and firing a shotgun into the air is no way to go through life...especially if you're a former town councilman   (postandcourier.com) divider line 35
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2013-02-08 12:14:28 AM  
Pennington also argued that Payne was simply making a constitutionally protected "symbolic statement" when he dropped his trousers and flipped off one neighbor he had disagreed with. He said Payne was exercising his freedom of speech in trying to convey a message to that neighbor.

He was just exercising his 1st and 2nd amendment rights!
 
2013-02-08 12:19:54 AM  
Another responsible gun owner heard from.
 
2013-02-08 12:32:36 AM  
So would this technically be a hodown, or a hootananny?
 
2013-02-08 12:44:49 AM  
If that's wrong I don't wanna be right
 
2013-02-08 12:44:51 AM  
If you can do it all at once, though, it may mean you have prehensile toes.
 
2013-02-08 12:45:55 AM  

BronyMedic: So would this technically be a hodown, or a hootananny?


www.film.com
 
2013-02-08 12:46:59 AM  
Out here we call that "Tuesday."
 
2013-02-08 12:51:14 AM  
hell, i did worse than that when current
 
2013-02-08 12:53:29 AM  
/shrug

I can think of a time, and a place, where doing ANY of those things would be appropriate.
 
2013-02-08 12:54:09 AM  
Dad?
 
2013-02-08 12:57:26 AM  
Probably, he wanted to imitate Enrique Iglesia's naked water-skiing stunt. This time with an extra - a gun shot to salute his watchers.
 
2013-02-08 01:00:42 AM  
South Carolina.  I bet firing the shotgun was the least objectionable thing he did.
 
2013-02-08 01:03:19 AM  
See, there might be a reason for the word "former" being in that headline.
 
2013-02-08 01:03:51 AM  

BronyMedic: So would this technically be a hodown, or a hootananny?


I thought they had dictionaries in Tennessee.
All them ponies makin' yer brains mushy and so forth and such as.

/hoedown
//hootenanny
///Rent Party nailed it
 
2013-02-08 01:12:07 AM  
Wow, a former town councilman?  Jesus, with responsibilities like those he should really watch what he's doing.

/ Still sounds like a dumb thing to do.
 
2013-02-08 01:25:24 AM  
What's wrong with peeing off the side of a boat?
 
2013-02-08 01:27:34 AM  

AverageAmericanGuy: What's wrong with peeing off the side of a boat?


Depends on how well you know the girl in the water, I guess.
 
2013-02-08 01:41:54 AM  
If pissing off the side of a boat is a crime, I'm in big trouble.
 
2013-02-08 01:57:01 AM  
Speak for yourself subby
 
2013-02-08 02:52:53 AM  

AverageAmericanGuy: What's wrong with peeing off the side of a boat?


It was a houseboat, if I'm not mistaken. Don't the have bathrooms?

Where does it go when you flush?
 
2013-02-08 03:38:39 AM  

Fano: If that's wrong I don't wanna be right


yeah, this. if pissing off my boat and firing a shot gun is wrong, fark you.
 
2013-02-08 04:12:03 AM  
I've done all of those. Not simultaneously, though. I never was good at multitasking.
 
2013-02-08 04:37:36 AM  

fusillade762: AverageAmericanGuy: What's wrong with peeing off the side of a boat?

It was a houseboat, if I'm not mistaken. Don't the have bathrooms?

Where does it go when you flush?


Blackwater tank. Theoretically, you get it pumped out at the dock. Realistically, it gets pumped out in the middle of the night. I try to obey the rules, but even I have been guilty of a midnight pumpout when more people than anticipated come aboard.
 
2013-02-08 05:05:54 AM  
Anyone whose ever drunk beer on a boat or been on a boat period knows you piss off the side of it.

As far as the shotgun... I doubt he shot at her. I bet she saw him taking a leak and shoot the shotgun and made this whole thing up, and the media being what it is ran with it.
 
2013-02-08 05:47:08 AM  
I thought Lloyd Bridges was dead.

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2013-02-08 06:01:52 AM  

BronyMedic: So would this technically be a hodown, or a hootananny?


shindig
 
2013-02-08 06:24:11 AM  
Maybe Councilman Payne is an avid skeet surfer.
 
2013-02-08 07:10:22 AM  

SDRR: BronyMedic: So would this technically be a hodown, or a hootananny?

shindig


ITS A YANKEE!  GET 'UM!

pegasusnews.com
 
2013-02-08 08:12:43 AM  

Nina_Hartley's_Ass: Another responsible gun owner heard from.


Unless you're shooting slugs or large buckshot, shooting a shotgun into the air is pretty damned safe.  No real danger there.
 
2013-02-08 08:27:16 AM  

Dogsbody: I've done all of those. Not simultaneously, though. I never was good at multitasking.


I was thinking the same thing. Well, not about you doing them. That'd be creepy.

/or would it?
 
2013-02-08 10:14:05 AM  
This is not where I was expecting a story involving shooting a gun and having one's peener out was headed. I am disappoint.
 
2013-02-08 12:16:22 PM  
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Disagrees
 
2013-02-08 12:37:01 PM  

dittybopper: Nina_Hartley's_Ass: Another responsible gun owner heard from.

Unless you're shooting slugs or large buckshot, shooting a shotgun into the air is pretty damned safe.  No real danger there.


Keep up the good work.
 
2013-02-08 01:40:01 PM  
"And now for a happy story... out of South Carolina!"  said no newscaster ever.

Peeing off the side of a boat is like peeing in a bush or on a tree... you're fine if the plumbing isn't in anyone's line of sight.  Hell I may have peed off the sail of a Navy submarine at sea.  Maybe I didn't, but certainly no one ever saw me peeing off a submarine sail.
 
2013-02-08 01:59:57 PM  
Let me guess, the retards on the other side of the story pee in their boats.

//disgusting

///lude
 
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