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2013-02-08 06:20:29 AM

MagSeven: Any particular reason you replied to me with this?


Would you still post that if the genders were switched?

MagSeven: These kids need their own campaign. Sex: it gets better.

Its gross, right.  I see your post is different from others here, as it seems to have concern over these victims.  I should throw a whole bunch more on there.
 
2013-02-08 06:23:08 AM

people: August11: At 14, I would have skipped up on her like a scampering jack rabbit  and the number would have been closer to one hundred, one hundred three-second goes.

Do you have a daughter or sister thats 14?



Oh boy. I'm about to get scolded on the internet.
 
2013-02-08 06:23:46 AM

PreMortem: It's funny you think that is somehow an equivalent comparison. Possibly because you were never a 14yr old boy.

Oh, and it's not rape rape so calm down.


TFA
A Maryland woman who allegedly had sex with a 14-year-old friend of a relative over 10 months last year

Thats rape, and you are a douche for saying it is not.

Also, advocating for differential treatment under the law based on gender is farked up.
 
2013-02-08 06:26:53 AM

RequiemHC: "The victim confided..."

"Victim". Riiiiight. Kid probably got pissed off because she got married and decided to narc on her.


Could someone please link the Fark teacher sex graph here.  I'm sorry, but it's just annoying that teenage boys can't possibly be victims, but teenager girls? if a teacher is so much breathing air within a mile of one, well we best hang him by his scrotum to protect the girl, even if he didn't do anything, there was the chance, right?
 
2013-02-08 06:27:47 AM

people: MagSeven: Any particular reason you replied to me with this?

Would you still post that if the genders were switched?

MagSeven: These kids need their own campaign. Sex: it gets better.

Its gross, right.  I see your post is different from others here, as it seems to have concern over these victims.  I should throw a whole bunch more on there.


Um, last time a checked "kids" is not a gender. And the time I checked before that, obvious joke is obvious. I sincerely urge you to lighten up, Francis.
 
2013-02-08 06:29:14 AM

MagSeven: obvious joke is obvious.


Sorry if I don't find raping kids funny.
 
2013-02-08 06:32:13 AM
www.mainstreetmallonline.comcmsimg.delawareonline.com
 
2013-02-08 06:40:53 AM

people: PreMortem: It's funny you think that is somehow an equivalent comparison. Possibly because you were never a 14yr old boy.

Oh, and it's not rape rape so calm down.

TFA
A Maryland woman who allegedly had sex with a 14-year-old friend of a relative over 10 months last year

Thats rape, and you are a douche for saying it is not.

Also, advocating for differential treatment under the law based on gender is farked up.



rape1 [reyp] noun,verb,raped,rap·ing.noun
1.the unlawful compelling o f a person  through physical force or duress to have sexual intercourse.
2.any act of sexual intercourse that is  forced upon a person.
3.statutory rape
4.an act of  plunder, violent seizure, or abuse; despoliation; violation:the rape  of the countryside.
5.Archaic.the act of seizing and carrying off by force. verb (used with object)
6.to  force to have sexual intercourse.
7.to  plunder (a place); despoil.
8.to seize, take, or carry off by force.

/whar force, whar violence
//not rape rape, just unlawful sex
///guess what, boys and girls are different.
 
2013-02-08 06:41:15 AM

people: MagSeven: obvious joke is obvious.

Sorry if I don't find raping kids funny.


The joke I made was in reference to the it gets better campaign, not advocating the raping of children. "Kids" would realize that having sex with their teachers isn't the end all be all of their sex lives and possibly say "no". Hence "Sex: It get's better". And that joke was in reference to a comment completely unrelated to your agenda. Believe it or not.
 
2013-02-08 06:42:25 AM
^ ^ ^

The Struthers comparison occurred to me, as well, but doing a GIS for a young Sally Struthers would have involved seeing a lot of old Sally Struthers.
 
2013-02-08 06:42:30 AM
Everybody loves a nice juicy sex scandal. An unavoidable part of human nature.  If they say otherwise they are lying. Especially those in authority that get all pompous and sanctimonious.
And then there's the revenge thing too. The icing on the cake,
We have some evolving to do.
 
2013-02-08 06:44:52 AM

PreMortem: /whar force, whar violence


This is statutory rape in every definition.  There is a reason why minors are protected from this.

You are trying to defend a rapist.  Eat my ass.

MagSeven: completely unrelated to your agenda.


of not finding raping kids funny.  I'm OK with that agenda.
 
2013-02-08 06:50:37 AM

people: PreMortem: /whar force, whar violence

This is statutory rape in every definition.  There is a reason why minors are protected from this.

You are trying to defend a rapist.  Eat my ass.

MagSeven: completely unrelated to your agenda.

of not finding raping kids funny.  I'm OK with that agenda.


Which has nothing to do with me. Just so we're clear.
Good day.
 
gja [TotalFark]
2013-02-08 06:56:00 AM

SpdrJay: In a ROW?


/snerk...i laffed
 
2013-02-08 07:02:33 AM

HBK: Indications that Subby is a virgin:

1)  He thinks that having sex with someone 40 times is noteworthy.  When you're young, that's six weeks of dating... maybe four.

2)  He thinks that hosebeast is "cute."

/not studman, just have standards
//may have hit it when I was 14, but wouldn't have called her cute


You still haven't figured this one out?

"Cute" in a Fark headline means minging.

"Smoking hot" in a Fark headline means a beached manatee.
 
2013-02-08 07:15:02 AM

skinink: Where can I get my own hot for sex female school teacher? I'll get a fake ID saying I'm fifteen years old.


Probably troll the dating sites and tell them you're a high schooler.
 
2013-02-08 07:25:29 AM
i788.photobucket.com
 
2013-02-08 07:43:18 AM
repetition is the key to learning?
 
2013-02-08 07:45:11 AM
empireminecraft.com
 
2013-02-08 07:55:30 AM
Should have known not to click when I saw Delaware
 
2013-02-08 07:58:18 AM

people: PreMortem: /whar force, whar violence

This is statutory rape in every definition.  There is a reason why minors are protected from this.

You are trying to defend a rapist.  Eat my ass.

MagSeven: completely unrelated to your agenda.

of not finding raping kids funny.  I'm OK with that agenda.


 Still not rape rape, no matter how many times you repeat yourself.  No one gives two craps about a 14yr old bf&gf getting it on, but because one person is older than 18, that calls for labeling that person the same as someone who beats and forcibly rapes a five year old.

I'm sorry for whatever happened to you as a child, but not every teenage boy who scores some strange is being "raped".
 
2013-02-08 08:01:37 AM
There's something seriously farked up with these older women doing jailbait when there are tons of guys around their age willing to bang them like a kettle drum.

She's definitely on the beer scale...but most 14 year-olds would hit it.
 
2013-02-08 08:12:01 AM
She had sex with him over ten months.

Kid has stamina.
 
2013-02-08 08:17:45 AM
I miss Kelly LeBrock of Weird Science fame, the gold standard for young teenage boners.

/I also miss the 1980's
 
2013-02-08 08:20:01 AM
Nice to see how many farkers would make bad parents or babysitters, or maybe these Farkers just shouldn't be near kids or serve on juries for that matter. It's statutory rape regardless of whether or not you think it's okay because he's a boy.

The immediate problem for me is that someone in a position of power is abusing it or misusing it. She really should face a lot of charges.
 
2013-02-08 08:29:23 AM

PreMortem: people: PreMortem: /whar force, whar violence

This is statutory rape in every definition.  There is a reason why minors are protected from this.

You are trying to defend a rapist.  Eat my ass.

MagSeven: completely unrelated to your agenda.

of not finding raping kids funny.  I'm OK with that agenda.

 Still not rape rape, no matter how many times you repeat yourself.  No one gives two craps about a 14yr old bf&gf getting it on, but because one person is older than 18, that calls for labeling that person the same as someone who beats and forcibly rapes a five year old.

I'm sorry for whatever happened to you as a child, but not every teenage boy who scores some strange is being "raped".


That.
 
2013-02-08 08:32:06 AM
Delaware Hot
 
2013-02-08 08:50:39 AM
She looks like Aileen Wuornos (the murdering prostitute that was portrayed by Charlize Theron in  Monster)
 
2013-02-08 08:56:32 AM
Master Cpl. Gary Fournier

WTF? Is there a Senior Master Cpl ? A Chief Master Cpl ?

Do these guys ever make Sargent or do their titles just get inflated?
 
2013-02-08 08:57:37 AM
Having been a teenage boy and having been with a woman in her dirty 30s I must say putting those two types together makes a lot of sense.
 
2013-02-08 09:01:23 AM
Wheres the rat when you need it???
 
2013-02-08 09:02:13 AM

log_jammin: Subtle_Canary: 35 and still a teachers assistant? how does that work?

probably because she doesn't have a degree and can't become a teacher, so became a teachers assistant.


My kids had a pre-k teacher's assistant, that had been doing the work longer than the teacher had been out of diapers.  Sweet lady, I had no concerns of her sleeping with my sons when they were 4.
 
2013-02-08 09:23:55 AM
According to court records, Carmean got married Jan. 31

Sounds like the kid narc'd her out because she quite putting out.  At least it should be recent enough for the husband to get an annulment.
 
2013-02-08 09:30:29 AM
Niiiice.
 
2013-02-08 09:41:54 AM
Ugh, 14 year old boys are kinda gross and smelly - I know from experience

/because I was one
 
2013-02-08 09:42:58 AM
So is this female teacher banging a student thing been going on for a long time and just nobody heard about it or is it a relatively new thing? If so, why?

/pissed that I missed out
 
2013-02-08 09:48:42 AM
saw the mug shot and all I could think of is this:   http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=em-NI-b6tIE
 
2013-02-08 09:58:44 AM
At 14, I'm guessing "40 times" took about 10 minutes...
 
2013-02-08 10:17:06 AM

PreMortem: people: PreMortem: It's funny you think that is somehow an equivalent comparison. Possibly because you were never a 14yr old boy.

Oh, and it's not rape rape so calm down.

TFA
A Maryland woman who allegedly had sex with a 14-year-old friend of a relative over 10 months last year

Thats rape, and you are a douche for saying it is not.

Also, advocating for differential treatment under the law based on gender is farked up.


rape1 [reyp] noun,verb,raped,rap·ing.noun
1.the unlawful compelling o f a person  through physical force or duress to have sexual intercourse.
2.any act of sexual intercourse that is  forced upon a person.
3.statutory rape
4.an act of  plunder, violent seizure, or abuse; despoliation; violation:the rape  of the countryside.
5.Archaic.the act of seizing and carrying off by force. verb (used with object)
6.to  force to have sexual intercourse.
7.to  plunder (a place); despoil.
8.to seize, take, or carry off by force.

/whar force, whar violence
//not rape rape, just unlawful sex
///guess what, boys and girls are different.


I think you missed that part

Rape is Rape
 
2013-02-08 10:17:38 AM
Again I clicked. Cutie. Hottie. I'm done with fark.

/no I'm not
//will probably still click if is says hottie
//especially them homely brits
 
2013-02-08 10:53:24 AM
here's a quarter...
 
2013-02-08 10:57:28 AM

Citrate1007: According to court records, Carmean got married Jan. 31

Sounds like the kid narc'd her out because she quite putting out.  At least it should be recent enough for the husband to get an annulment.


Unless they're Catholic, in which case he has several decades.
 
2013-02-08 11:37:40 AM
all the more reason to move away from the archaic standard of 18, sorry but if you think kids aren't trying to have sex before that, the kid is either

Asexual
comatose
retarded
dead

That an adult happens to be the first sexual contact is something that is either

under-reported and more common
given greater coverage to make the issue seem more prevalent than it is.

I opt for the first, seeing as how I'm fairly confident that several 13 year olds have gotten tapped by the neighbor lady/guy, statutory rape? sure but then again we're charging that the person should've known better in the welfare of the child, which is where we get into the rather sticky problem of determining exactly what transpired, after all if a 13 year rapes a 30 year old, we see the fault on the part of the aggressor.  Given the frequency of these scenarios and the length of some of these relationships it becomes difficult for me to assert criminality to bear, and yes I understand the nature of a coercive relationship, but at some point we have to ask, does the relationship harm the individual, or the attention we affix to it?
 
2013-02-08 11:52:23 AM

wambu: Master Cpl. Gary Fournier

WTF? Is there a Senior Master Cpl ? A Chief Master Cpl ?

Do these guys ever make Sargent or do their titles just get inflated?


THIS!
 
2013-02-08 11:55:15 AM

pgh9fan: She had sex with him over ten months.

Kid has stamina.


at 14 and 15 I could have knocked off that 40 times in about a week...
 
2013-02-08 12:22:38 PM

meadatron: does the relationship harm the individual, or the attention we affix to it?


OMG! Too much common sense for FARK or this topic.

The laws should focus on any abuse and coercion rather than simply assume it exists a matter of law. But try and find a politician that would support that. Many states still have laws the regulate the behavior of married couples in the privacy of their bedrooms, so there's little hope of that happening.
 
2013-02-08 12:24:54 PM

MagSeven: These kids need their own campaign. Sex: it gets better.


That's the lie we tell to young women according to older women with inept lovers.
 
2013-02-08 01:29:10 PM
Cute does not apply, homely is better.
 
2013-02-08 01:55:37 PM
The victim confided to his mother earlier this week about the sexual relationship
Dumbass kid.
 
2013-02-08 03:09:15 PM

Smgth: Laurel...there's your problem.


/Also, that's a man, baby.


She's my age and we should have gone to the same school (only one in Laurel) and yet I don't recognize her at all.  That all being said, you're not wrong.
 
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