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(Delaware Online)   News: Cute 35-year-old teacher's assistant has sex with her son's friend. Fark: 40 times (w/mugshot)   (delawareonline.com) divider line 106
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2013-02-08 12:17:54 AM  
IT'S A TRAP!
 
2013-02-08 02:08:51 AM  
The human brain is a funny thing. Love is simply chemicals that can be manipulated by something I like to call a deep cycle marine battery.

Or LSD.
 
2013-02-08 02:15:43 AM  
the boy told them that they knew each other because they attended the same church in Seaford

well hallelujah.
 
2013-02-08 02:46:18 AM  
I've gotten some pretty explicit "hints" from jailbait, but I've never been dumb enough to believe they wouldn't snitch.  Just run like hell!
 
2013-02-08 02:56:56 AM  

BarkingUnicorn: I've gotten some pretty explicit "hints" from jailbait


breathing?
 
2013-02-08 03:02:08 AM  
She has that look in her eyes.
"It's last call and you're the only guy still standing... *sigh*"
 
2013-02-08 03:02:08 AM  
And that's terrible.
 
2013-02-08 03:04:45 AM  
i59.photobucket.com
 
2013-02-08 03:05:39 AM  
In a ROW?
 
2013-02-08 03:05:59 AM  
"The victim confided..."

"Victim". Riiiiight. Kid probably got pissed off because she got married and decided to narc on her.
 
2013-02-08 03:08:27 AM  
Laurel...there's your problem.


/Also, that's a man, baby.
 
2013-02-08 03:08:30 AM  
Sort of want...
 
2013-02-08 03:08:53 AM  
They met in church!
/got nothing
//if fourteen again, minus mole then yeah
///even not handicapped
i think I'm doing it right, give me encouragement
 
2013-02-08 03:13:24 AM  
www.webdemons.com
 
2013-02-08 03:14:08 AM  
Her jaw is wider than her forehead.
 
2013-02-08 03:14:34 AM  
@ 14 id have let her
 
2013-02-08 03:17:04 AM  
I see they met in church....assuming anal was involved as well
 
2013-02-08 03:21:02 AM  
Take my breath away
 
2013-02-08 03:23:14 AM  

BronyMedic: The human brain is a funny thing. Love is simply chemicals that can be manipulated by something I like to call a deep cycle marine battery.

Or LSD.


A 14yo with a boner is an unusual definition of "love".
 
2013-02-08 03:28:19 AM  
Where can I get my own hot for sex female school teacher? I'll get a fake ID saying I'm fifteen years old.
 
2013-02-08 03:28:20 AM  

SpdrJay: In a ROW?


All at once.
 
2013-02-08 03:30:31 AM  
Her court date is on Valentine's Day?

How romantic!
 
2013-02-08 03:37:33 AM  

BronyMedic: The human brain is a funny thing. Love is simply chemicals that can be manipulated by something I like to call a deep cycle marine battery.

Or LSD.


I thought those were breath strips!
 
2013-02-08 03:37:50 AM  

GreatGlavinsGhost: Her court date is on Valentine's Day?

How romantic!


I'd give her my meat as a Valentine present...

i.imgur.com
 
2013-02-08 03:41:02 AM  
t0.gstatic.com
 
2013-02-08 03:49:04 AM  

illannoyin: GreatGlavinsGhost: Her court date is on Valentine's Day?

How romantic!

I'd give her my meat as a Valentine present...

[i.imgur.com image 540x720]


assets.rollingstone.com
 
2013-02-08 03:58:31 AM  
"The boy said "he would spend the night at Carmean's Mt. Zion Road home in Laurel" with the young relative and have sex with her. The victim also said he had "sex in her car," and at parks and parking lots around Laurel, according to court records. "

the young relative? it has to be A young relative right? and have sex with the relative? or have sex with her the teachers assistant?  I don't get it, the words, they all sound right, but they don't make sense.
 
2013-02-08 04:16:56 AM  
So is a teacher's assistant is like the amateur ranks of the current trend of teacher boffing students?
 
HBK
2013-02-08 04:17:06 AM  
Indications that Subby is a virgin:

1)  He thinks that having sex with someone 40 times is noteworthy.  When you're young, that's six weeks of dating... maybe four.

2)  He thinks that hosebeast is "cute."

/not studman, just have standards
//may have hit it when I was 14, but wouldn't have called her cute
 
2013-02-08 04:28:24 AM  
How come I always have difficulty with the outrage on this topic. What's the worst that can happen? She turns off the spigot and he gets all Lloyd Dobler, maybe a little stabby. Worst case, Columbine.
 
2013-02-08 04:55:15 AM  

Notabunny: A 14yo with a boner is an unusual definition of "love".


HOW DARE YOU! HIS CHERRY BLOSSOM IS WILTING!
 
2013-02-08 04:56:08 AM  
Maybe they should meter the offence based on duration instead of number of times the intercourse happened. I mean, after all, 40 times with a 14 year old boy is about 2 hours, tops.

When you look at it that way it doesn't seem so bad, does it?
 
2013-02-08 04:58:29 AM  

TwistedFark: Maybe they should meter the offence based on duration instead of number of times the intercourse happened. I mean, after all, 40 times with a 14 year old boy is about 2 hours, tops.

When you look at it that way it doesn't seem so bad, does it?


well only 10 of the 40 cases were 3rd degree rape
then the boy started liking it for the other 30
 
2013-02-08 05:00:03 AM  
So nice, they boinked more than twice

/I'd only go once with her
//the face of anger
 
2013-02-08 05:00:56 AM  

illannoyin: GreatGlavinsGhost: Her court date is on Valentine's Day?

How romantic!

I'd give her my meat as a Valentine present...

[i.imgur.com image 540x720]


Why not give her your heart?

ts3.mm.bing.net
 
2013-02-08 05:09:53 AM  
If he went back 39 times can it really be "rape" rape?
/in a row?
 
2013-02-08 05:25:02 AM  

MagSeven: If he went back 39 times can it really be "rape" rape?
/in a row?


yes.  because now the kid won't be able to have a healthy relationship anymore, cause his mind will ALWAYS be obsessing about this.
 
2013-02-08 05:39:05 AM  
35 and still a teachers assistant? how does that work?
 
2013-02-08 05:41:09 AM  
1) "Continuous sexual abuse of a child" is something I usually associate with guys named Chester with heavily modified basements.
2) Does a "paraeducator" only teach during free fall?
3) Something something face Braille easy to find in the dark.
4) Married a week ago? Who the hell is the lucky groom, and what now? "Baby, there's something I haven't told you that might come up on the honeymoon."
 
2013-02-08 05:42:19 AM  

Subtle_Canary: 35 and still a teachers assistant? how does that work?


probably because she doesn't have a degree and can't become a teacher, so became a teachers assistant.
 
2013-02-08 05:52:22 AM  
<i>Cute 35-year-old teacher's assistant...</i>

Inigo Montoya will be along shortly for subby vocabulary lesson.
 
2013-02-08 05:53:14 AM  
And someone else will be along shortly to give me a Fark markup refresher.
 
2013-02-08 05:56:41 AM  

Snargi: [www.webdemons.com image 468x310]


Ah-buuuuuuh?

web.mit.edu
 
2013-02-08 05:59:07 AM  

Jon iz teh kewl: MagSeven: If he went back 39 times can it really be "rape" rape?
/in a row?

yes.  because now the kid won't be able to have a healthy relationship anymore, cause his mind will ALWAYS be obsessing about this.


These kids need their own campaign. Sex: it gets better.
 
2013-02-08 06:04:08 AM  

RequiemHC: "The victim confided..."

"Victim". Riiiiight. Kid probably got pissed off because she got married and decided to narc on her.


He's 15/16 and undoubtably thought he was in love with her (first fark syndrome plus teenage hormones). Her getting married probably made him seriously depressed and his mom may have spent days/weeks trying to get the reason out of him.
 
2013-02-08 06:10:51 AM  
At 14, I would have skipped up on her like a scampering jack rabbit  and the number would have been closer to one hundred, one hundred three-second goes.
 
2013-02-08 06:12:09 AM  

MagSeven: These kids need their own campaign. Sex: it gets better.


How about.

Stop raping boys

Also

Courts, please prosecute these women equally to men.
 
2013-02-08 06:12:49 AM  

August11: At 14, I would have skipped up on her like a scampering jack rabbit  and the number would have been closer to one hundred, one hundred three-second goes.


Do you have a daughter or sister thats 14?
 
2013-02-08 06:16:47 AM  

people: MagSeven: These kids need their own campaign. Sex: it gets better.

How about.

Stop raping boys

Also

Courts, please prosecute these women equally to men.


Any particular reason you replied to me with this?
 
2013-02-08 06:19:28 AM  

people: August11: At 14, I would have skipped up on her like a scampering jack rabbit  and the number would have been closer to one hundred, one hundred three-second goes.

Do you have a daughter or sister thats 14?


It's funny you think that is somehow an equivalent comparison. Possibly because you were never a 14yr old boy.

Oh, and it's not rape rape so calm down.
 
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