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(Today)   Not being invited to a wedding is now a thing   ( divider line
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15630 clicks; posted to Main » on 08 Feb 2013 at 12:15 AM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-02-08 12:36:06 AM  
4 votes:
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2013-02-07 11:10:48 PM  
4 votes:
The really good ones say, "You're not invited, but if you wish to send a gift..."
2013-02-08 07:58:38 AM  
2 votes:
Hmph throw out my pic?  Try, try again!

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2013-02-08 12:49:59 AM  
2 votes:
My fiancé got an invite to the wedding of a guy she went to grad school with. Apparently he had a huge thing for her to the point that he wrote her a bunch of shiatty love poems. He sent me the non-vite but included the info for his Amazon registry. My fiance politely declined. I sent his bride something similar to this: Full Size
2013-02-08 12:41:04 AM  
2 votes:
So 12yo girls are wedding planners now?
2013-02-08 03:17:42 AM  
1 vote:
Part of me thinks that if I was explicitly told NOT to show up, I'd make extra effort to be there.
2013-02-08 01:05:28 AM  
1 vote:

wademh: drinking campaign

That's your problem right there.
2013-02-08 12:36:46 AM  
1 vote:
How is it even possible, with multiple 24/7 news channels screaming "YOU'RE ALL GOING TO DIE" every 10 seconds, with a global information computer network seemingly dedicated to finding and discovering things in our life that are wrong, with 7 billion and counting obsessing over everything from global warming to school shootings to missing honeybees....with all this, we are STILL making up fake problems for ourselves.

It's terrible of me to say, but we need a supervillain or a threat of an asteroid strike or a lava men uprising or something. Just to globally pull back the reigns a bit on stupid shiat.
2013-02-08 12:33:58 AM  
1 vote:
I was invited a wedding once, back in college.  I farked the bride during the reception and bragged about it.  Nobody ever bothered me with that shiat again.
2013-02-08 12:18:10 AM  
1 vote:
Nobody wants to go to your wedding anyways. Boats and ho's - rent em.
2013-02-08 12:11:46 AM  
1 vote:
White People Problems.

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Anne Hathaway got married to Ryan Gosling?
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