WordyGrrl: What ever happened to saying "we can't afford a big fancy reception, so let's all meet up at some restaurant/bar and party?"
Isildur: WordyGrrl: What ever happened to saying "we can't afford a big fancy reception, so let's all meet up at some restaurant/bar and party?"Yeah, came here to post "Have a ceremony that's within your means and you can invite everyone whom it's appropriate to invite.".
BarkingUnicorn: I was invited a wedding once, back in college. I farked the bride during the reception and bragged about it. Nobody ever bothered me with that shiat again.
Watubi: We just threw a BBQ for people who weren't invited to our small wedding. Helluva lot cheaper and they still were compelled to buy us a gift
jehovahs witness protection: ...but when they divorce I start seeing them again and say "I told you so"
jayhawk88: It's terrible of me to say, but we need a supervillain or a threat of an asteroid strike or a lava men uprising or something. Just to globally pull back the reigns a bit on stupid shiat.
Phins: People know they're not invited when they don't get an invitation.
Abox: I wish every wedding invite I ever got and ever will get was a not-invite.
wademh: drinking campaign
NobleHam: I don't give a fark if I'm invited to most people's weddings, and I have the common sense to know that not receiving an invitation means I'm not invited, but I would show up out of spite if someone explicitly informed me that I was not invited.
la_cyberchicana: The "non-invites" are just cash and swag grabs aimed at folks who as non-invitees are under no obligation to send a gift.
Mark Ratner: BarkingUnicorn: I was invited a wedding once, back in college. I farked the bride during the reception and bragged about it. Nobody ever bothered me with that shiat again.You were invited to a wedding once, and never again, huh? You sound really popular.
HotWingAgenda: If you don't want someone at your wedding, don't tell them you're getting married.
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