Found one.

When I was 7, we went to this huge zoo. It had a whale in it that I wanted to see. What I didn't know was that the slanted ramp going down to the viewing area also had windows.
I turned to yell at my dad to hurry and ended up face to "face" with the biggest friggin' eye I had ever seen.
It scared me so much I rarely go in deep water where there might be whales.
The whale in the video wouldn't come back because afterward the water would be too warm and smell of urine.
Not to mention the one old guy in the boat screaming like a 13 year old at a One Direction concert.

fusillade762: Humpback whale gives our canoe a love tap!

Love tap, I don't take crap!
Love tap, shut your big yap.

I didn't remember the arrangement being this sloppy, but for an episode hated when it came it out it's still amusing.   Link

I think the whale had right of way, he was there first

you wouldn't catch me out there or on a small private pond without my life jacket on. the one time i almost bought the farm was while wearing fishing waders in 2 feet of swift water.

The whales seem to be getting pretty ballsy now that we don't harpoon them as often.

Rubbin's racin', Harry!

I would have filled the scuppers with poop.

Whale watching? In a small outrigger canoe?

Not sure if brave or just stupid...

Mr. Fuzzypaws: This is why you stay out of the ocean.

This.

uberaverage: The whales seem to be getting pretty ballsy now that we don't harpoon them as often.

I laughed!

Good thing it wasn't a Narwhal.

I'll have a talk with him.

That was a fluke.

If I was in that boat, I would have first loaded my pants full then screamed with happiness that I had just come into such close contact with such a magnificent creature. Even if he was a teenager...

That's like standing up and hitting your head on something. I bet that whale kneeled down on the bottom of the ocean and held his head and said 'Oh, whale. What the heck was that?'

Dear Jerk: That's like standing up and hitting your head on something. I bet that whale kneeled down on the bottom of the ocean and held his head and said 'Oh, whale. What the heck was that?'

Now that's funny.

Reminds me of the old Carlin routine where he talks about how cool cats think they are but when runs into a plate glass sliding door, he goes behind the couch, out of sight, and sits there rubbing his head lamenting, "Farking meow... farking meow."

Dear Jerk: 'Oh, whale. What the heck was that?'

Whole oil beef hooked!

I'll kick that whale's ass.

35 years ago I was sailing off Laguna Beach, CA in a Hobie Cat with New Zealand Rob when a 50-foot gray whale went under us.  He was moving about 10 knots and we were also moving at about that speed.  He went about 6 feet under our keel and then surfaced about 50 feet past us and then blew water up.  We looked at each other and laughed out of sheer exhilarating terror.  That moment is burned into the neurons.

Seen better Love Taps at Curves