fusillade762: Humpback whale gives our canoe a love tap!Love tap, I don't take crap!Love tap, shut your big yap.
Mr. Fuzzypaws: This is why you stay out of the ocean.
uberaverage: The whales seem to be getting pretty ballsy now that we don't harpoon them as often.
Dear Jerk: That's like standing up and hitting your head on something. I bet that whale kneeled down on the bottom of the ocean and held his head and said 'Oh, whale. What the heck was that?'
Dear Jerk: 'Oh, whale. What the heck was that?'
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