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(The Raw Story)   Tennessee State Senator Stacey Campfield (R-idiculous) goes full stupid, compares being gay to shooting up heroin   (rawstory.com) divider line 41
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2013-02-07 07:46:13 PM  
11 votes:
Huh. I suppose I've been horribly misinformed about both the mechanics of shooting up heroin, and the mechanics of gay sex.  Trying to shove another dude's erection into my arm probably wasn't the best strategy, come to think of it...
2013-02-07 07:56:31 PM  
7 votes:

RodneyToady: Huh. I suppose I've been horribly misinformed about both the mechanics of shooting up heroin, and the mechanics of gay sex.  Trying to shove another dude's erection into my arm probably wasn't the best strategy, come to think of it...


I messed up the other way; I've been jamming hypodermic needles up my ass.
2013-02-07 10:38:24 PM  
6 votes:
He didn't compare it to rape, so that's like a small victory for the GOP right there.
2013-02-07 08:51:49 PM  
6 votes:

encyclopediaplushuman: [i50.tinypic.com image 615x345]
/yes this is him


"I didn't suck it, I only held it in my mouth till the swelling went down"
2013-02-07 10:14:26 PM  
4 votes:
Did anyone tell him yet that he has a girl's name?
2013-02-07 10:58:17 PM  
3 votes:

Notabunny: Ed Willy: What the hell is this guy smoking?

[img.photobucket.com image 640x479]


Gentlemen.
2013-02-07 08:49:32 PM  
3 votes:
To be fair, he's done both in a Port Authority bathroom.
2013-02-08 12:11:05 AM  
2 votes:

Dimensio: Fart_Machine: Dimensio: The comparison is not entirely baseless. Performing same-sex sexual acts and injection of heroin are both actions in which some humans engage.

Just like bowling or going to the firing range.

You are correct. When I go to the firing range I am engaging in an activity directly analogous to engaging in homosexual sex.

Similarly, when I engage in homosexual sex, I am engaging in an activity directly analogous to engaging in homosexual sex.


Careful with that. Last time I did that I had powder burns on my rectum for weeks.

/damn near killed me
2013-02-07 10:46:54 PM  
2 votes:
Not reading the article yet, I'm guessing that he's

-- White
-- 35-40
-- has curly hair on top

i50.tinypic.com

Uh huh. I think the Koch Brothers have an asshole factory somewhere in Texas.
2013-02-07 09:54:31 PM  
2 votes:

Ed Willy: What the hell is this guy smoking?


Rentboy cock.
2013-02-07 09:53:21 PM  
2 votes:
So he thinks being gay is comparable to the exstacy of heroin? How is this a problem?
2013-02-07 09:17:29 PM  
2 votes:

fusillade762: Campfield said AIDS was such large problem in Africa because sodomy was more prevalent in that part of the world.

[Citation needed]


What is it with lieberals and their obsession with facts? Don't you know that Jesus hated gays and anyone else who challenged the dominant belief structure of the place and times he lived in. Do you think he would have tolerated hookers, queers, junkies, drunks and other degenerates hanging out around him.

He wasn't some lieberal activist out to change the world and force his beliefs on people.
2013-02-07 08:38:43 PM  
2 votes:

encyclopediaplushuman: I've got 8 months until he's found with a boyfriend/gay stripper. What's your bet?


4 days.
2013-02-07 08:02:16 PM  
2 votes:

Godscrack: Guys like this are usually attracted to homeless black she-males with enormous penises and double jointed hips.


Well who wouldn't be on that like a bear on salmon?
2013-02-09 01:44:43 AM  
1 votes:
Widest stance in all of Tennessee.
2013-02-08 06:44:11 AM  
1 votes:

MrLint: I'm becoming convinced that 'conservatives' heads are filled with spiders and rotten bananas


Your brain is full of spiders.
You've got garlic in your soul, Stacey Campbell
I wouldn't touch you with a
Thirty-nine and a half foot pole.
2013-02-08 05:19:13 AM  
1 votes:
Because for him, both of those would be equally awesome.
2013-02-08 04:29:57 AM  
1 votes:

Old enough to know better: More Republican stupidity. I fail to even be surprised anymore.


I'm morbidly fascinated by watching how they manage to keep topping themselves over and over and over.  I wonder when they'll finally hit bottom?  I wonder if there even IS a bottom anymore.
2013-02-08 03:54:32 AM  
1 votes:
Aw, c'mon, guys, he's just trying to be a good Republican.

He obviously got the memo.

You know the one the GOP sent around recently 'splainin' how they gotta change their "message" without abandoning their "principles".

Well the GOP have previously tried comparing gay sex to things like pedo priests, polygamous cults and bestiality and none of those comparisons seemed to pan out for them in terms of winning votes.

Santorum's infamous "man on dog" quote, for example, was so totally savaged in the press and on the web that it's impacted his political career negatively to this very day and made him the punchline of many jokes.

Aware of all this, Stacey "Braintrust" Campbell here musta thought about gay sex a lot before he finally figured on the "gays = heroin addicts" analogy and is no doubt patting himself on the back right now for being the one to get their message across in a new way.

He's still laughably wrong of course but at least he's trying something different.

Bless his closeted, self loathing heart.

/Not *entirely* a new idea for the GOP, btw.
//http://thinkprogress.org/lgbt/2012/08/21/720291/romney-advisor-com pare s-homosexuality-to-polygamy-drug-use-during-gop-platform-committee-mee ting/
///Third slashie is the charm.
2013-02-08 03:02:52 AM  
1 votes:
Say what you will about this guy, the fact remains that his mom has got it going on.
2013-02-08 12:34:34 AM  
1 votes:
Lesbians have some of the lowest STI rates of any group, so does that make it okay to talk about lesbianism?

It's funny. All these people who rant about homosexuality almost never mention lesbians, or the fact that a great many gay men don't engage in anal sex. To them, gayness is nothing but some kind of never ending bareback ass-orgy, and they can't stop thinking about it.

Seriously, these people are sick freaks. They can't stop obsessing over anal sex between men other than themselves. Who does that?

The problem isn't gay men having anal sex, you weirdos. The problem is the fact that the male reproductive act is an excellent vector for disease. Guys run around, literally shooting DNA and bodily fluids at things. That's the problem, and we have solutions for it already. If you could only encourage people to practice safe sex rather than live in denial of their fundamental natures then maybe we could make some damn progress.

Sick, obsessed, Puritan little shiats.
2013-02-08 12:24:03 AM  
1 votes:
I'm becoming convinced that 'conservatives' heads are filled with spiders and rotten bananas
2013-02-07 11:58:12 PM  
1 votes:

Confabulat: The funny thing is, there are still Republicans who think this is a good strategy to get votes, instead of being mocked by decent Americans. When are they going to catch on? I'm guessing by 2014.


Yeah, but right now the pre-'14 GOP purge is about getting rid of the Paleocons (the religious nutjobs) and getting back to their Bush-era roots, the Neocons (the unrestrained capitalism nutjobs).  It's progress, of a sort...like a blind person smacking his nose on a wall and taking a step back, realizing he went to far.
2013-02-07 11:55:45 PM  
1 votes:
Being gay vs heroin: either way, you're going to end up sucking dick.
2013-02-07 11:46:13 PM  
1 votes:

Dimensio: The comparison is not entirely baseless. Performing same-sex sexual acts and injection of heroin are both actions in which some humans engage.


Just like bowling or going to the firing range.
2013-02-07 11:36:58 PM  
1 votes:
The comparison is not entirely baseless. Performing same-sex sexual acts and injection of heroin are both actions in which some humans engage.
2013-02-07 11:06:44 PM  
1 votes:

TV's Vinnie: Not reading the article yet, I'm guessing that he's

-- White
-- 35-40
-- has curly hair on top



Uh huh. I think the Koch Brothers have an asshole factory somewhere in Texas.


And for some reason he's wearing a tie that appears to have been fashioned from motel curtains.
2013-02-07 11:06:38 PM  
1 votes:
"But don't you dare call us bigots!"  "I don't believe in that, I just vote for people who do!"

A vote for the GOP is a vote for bigotry.  Deal with it.
2013-02-07 11:01:00 PM  
1 votes:
You can freebase homosexual with a spoon and a bedazzled lighter.
2013-02-07 10:22:03 PM  
1 votes:
Chasing the flesh-colored dragon?
2013-02-07 10:18:49 PM  
1 votes:
This guy's name is really STACEY CAMPfield?

I'm not even gay and he's still lighting up my gaydar.
2013-02-07 10:08:05 PM  
1 votes:

FloydA: encyclopediaplushuman: I've got 8 months until he's found with a boyfriend/gay stripper. What's your bet?

I'd bet a fiver that he's got at least a couple of gigs of Bailey Jay galleries on his laptop right now.


who doesn't?
2013-02-07 10:00:15 PM  
1 votes:
Does the phrase "I wish I could quit you" come up?
/DNRTFA
2013-02-07 09:54:31 PM  
1 votes:
So, he thinks gay sex is so awesome that it's addictive? How would he know? People who really like something always think everyone else really likes it too.
2013-02-07 09:39:13 PM  
1 votes:
Anagram of Stacey Campfield is:  'e flaccid meat spy.  Is he a bit of a bathroom voyeur?  Will all be revealed?
2013-02-07 09:00:00 PM  
1 votes:

i.imgur.com

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See, this has been the problem ever since that damned McCardle case. farking Rehnquist. All of a sudden they think they can have "legislatures" and stuff.

 Uppity farks.
2013-02-07 07:59:38 PM  
1 votes:
Guys like this are usually attracted to homeless black she-males with enormous penises and double jointed hips.
2013-02-07 07:56:35 PM  
1 votes:

Godscrack: encyclopediaplushuman: /yes this is him

Well aint he a Castro Street reject looking for a rebound.


This guy got kicked out of a restaurant on Gay Street here in Knoxville once.
2013-02-07 07:54:30 PM  
1 votes:

encyclopediaplushuman: I've got 8 months until he's found with a boyfriend/gay stripper. What's your bet?


I'd bet a fiver that he's got at least a couple of gigs of Bailey Jay galleries on his laptop right now.
2013-02-07 07:49:44 PM  
1 votes:

encyclopediaplushuman: /yes this is him


Well aint he a Castro Street reject looking for a rebound.
2013-02-07 07:49:03 PM  
1 votes:

RodneyToady: Huh. I suppose I've been horribly misinformed about both the mechanics of shooting up heroin, and the mechanics of gay sex. Trying to shove another dude's erection into my arm probably wasn't the best strategy, come to think of it...


But you would get filled with white hot sticky stuff.
 
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