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(The Raw Story)   Tennessee State Senator Stacey Campfield (R-idiculous) goes full stupid, compares being gay to shooting up heroin   (rawstory.com) divider line 165
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2013-02-07 07:37:25 PM
Douuuuuuuuuuuuuuucheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
 
2013-02-07 07:41:34 PM
God I hate this fark.  He's a perfect Republican.
 
2013-02-07 07:41:38 PM
I've got 8 months until he's found with a boyfriend/gay stripper. What's your bet?
 
2013-02-07 07:43:22 PM
i50.tinypic.com
/yes this is him
 
2013-02-07 07:46:13 PM
Huh. I suppose I've been horribly misinformed about both the mechanics of shooting up heroin, and the mechanics of gay sex.  Trying to shove another dude's erection into my arm probably wasn't the best strategy, come to think of it...
 
2013-02-07 07:49:03 PM

RodneyToady: Huh. I suppose I've been horribly misinformed about both the mechanics of shooting up heroin, and the mechanics of gay sex. Trying to shove another dude's erection into my arm probably wasn't the best strategy, come to think of it...


But you would get filled with white hot sticky stuff.
 
2013-02-07 07:49:44 PM

encyclopediaplushuman: /yes this is him


Well aint he a Castro Street reject looking for a rebound.
 
2013-02-07 07:54:30 PM

encyclopediaplushuman: I've got 8 months until he's found with a boyfriend/gay stripper. What's your bet?


I'd bet a fiver that he's got at least a couple of gigs of Bailey Jay galleries on his laptop right now.
 
2013-02-07 07:56:31 PM

RodneyToady: Huh. I suppose I've been horribly misinformed about both the mechanics of shooting up heroin, and the mechanics of gay sex.  Trying to shove another dude's erection into my arm probably wasn't the best strategy, come to think of it...


I messed up the other way; I've been jamming hypodermic needles up my ass.
 
2013-02-07 07:56:35 PM

Godscrack: encyclopediaplushuman: /yes this is him

Well aint he a Castro Street reject looking for a rebound.


This guy got kicked out of a restaurant on Gay Street here in Knoxville once.
 
2013-02-07 07:59:38 PM
Guys like this are usually attracted to homeless black she-males with enormous penises and double jointed hips.
 
2013-02-07 08:02:16 PM

Godscrack: Guys like this are usually attracted to homeless black she-males with enormous penises and double jointed hips.


Well who wouldn't be on that like a bear on salmon?
 
2013-02-07 08:05:54 PM

encyclopediaplushuman: I've got 8 months until he's found with a boyfriend/gay stripper. What's your bet?


I'm giving five months. It'll be a summer fling.
 
2013-02-07 08:38:43 PM

encyclopediaplushuman: I've got 8 months until he's found with a boyfriend/gay stripper. What's your bet?


4 days.
 
2013-02-07 08:47:24 PM
Campfield said AIDS was such large problem in Africa because sodomy was more prevalent in that part of the world.

[Citation needed]
 
2013-02-07 08:49:32 PM
To be fair, he's done both in a Port Authority bathroom.
 
2013-02-07 08:51:49 PM

encyclopediaplushuman: [i50.tinypic.com image 615x345]
/yes this is him


"I didn't suck it, I only held it in my mouth till the swelling went down"
 
2013-02-07 09:00:00 PM

i.imgur.com

=====


See, this has been the problem ever since that damned McCardle case. farking Rehnquist. All of a sudden they think they can have "legislatures" and stuff.

 Uppity farks.
 
2013-02-07 09:09:14 PM
cdn.hark.com

Do you slip him the hot beef heroin injection?
 
2013-02-07 09:13:12 PM

Sgt Otter: To be fair, he's done both in a Port Authority bathroom.


i49.tinypic.com

"Risk makes the world go round"



He was just listening to the Liebral Media. Obviously.
 
2013-02-07 09:17:29 PM

fusillade762: Campfield said AIDS was such large problem in Africa because sodomy was more prevalent in that part of the world.

[Citation needed]


What is it with lieberals and their obsession with facts? Don't you know that Jesus hated gays and anyone else who challenged the dominant belief structure of the place and times he lived in. Do you think he would have tolerated hookers, queers, junkies, drunks and other degenerates hanging out around him.

He wasn't some lieberal activist out to change the world and force his beliefs on people.
 
2013-02-07 09:25:11 PM
Not completely unexpected press conference to be
held at an airport bathroom near you in 3......2......1.....

i50.tinypic.com
 
2013-02-07 09:39:13 PM
Anagram of Stacey Campfield is:  'e flaccid meat spy.  Is he a bit of a bathroom voyeur?  Will all be revealed?
 
2013-02-07 09:49:26 PM
Why are people so f*cking stupid?
 
2013-02-07 09:51:17 PM
What the hell is this guy smoking?
 
2013-02-07 09:53:21 PM
So he thinks being gay is comparable to the exstacy of heroin? How is this a problem?
 
2013-02-07 09:54:31 PM

Ed Willy: What the hell is this guy smoking?


Rentboy cock.
 
2013-02-07 09:54:31 PM
So, he thinks gay sex is so awesome that it's addictive? How would he know? People who really like something always think everyone else really likes it too.
 
2013-02-07 09:55:18 PM
The man has DSL's
 
2013-02-07 09:56:06 PM

encyclopediaplushuman: I've got 8 months until he's found with a boyfriend/gay stripper. What's your bet?


shiat, gay stripper is the least offensive thing he's probably done

i bet this guy lets farm animals poop on his chest
 
2013-02-07 09:58:53 PM
Why the fark would he do an interview with TMZ anyway?
 
2013-02-07 09:59:49 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2013-02-07 10:00:15 PM
Does the phrase "I wish I could quit you" come up?
/DNRTFA
 
2013-02-07 10:04:35 PM

encyclopediaplushuman: I've got 8 months until he's found with a boyfriend/gay stripper. What's your bet?


Or with a needle in his arm.

/or both
 
2013-02-07 10:04:53 PM

davidphogan: fusillade762: Campfield said AIDS was such large problem in Africa because sodomy was more prevalent in that part of the world.

[Citation needed]

What is it with lieberals and their obsession with facts? Don't you know that Jesus hated gays and anyone else who challenged the dominant belief structure of the place and times he lived in. Do you think he would have tolerated hookers, queers, junkies, drunks and other degenerates hanging out around him.

He wasn't some lieberal activist out to change the world and force his beliefs on people.


I think that creationist guy is rubbing off on you.
 
2013-02-07 10:04:59 PM
You know, HIV in the gay community is a complicated issue, but I can say with no exaggeration that people like this farkwad are a big part of why young gay people engage in self-destructive behavior like barebacking.
 
2013-02-07 10:08:05 PM

FloydA: encyclopediaplushuman: I've got 8 months until he's found with a boyfriend/gay stripper. What's your bet?

I'd bet a fiver that he's got at least a couple of gigs of Bailey Jay galleries on his laptop right now.


who doesn't?
 
2013-02-07 10:08:39 PM

Ed Willy: What the hell is this guy smoking?


img.photobucket.com
 
2013-02-07 10:11:38 PM
Being gay is the same as shooting up heroin?

So THAT'S why gay also means happy! I never knew.
 
2013-02-07 10:14:26 PM
Did anyone tell him yet that he has a girl's name?
 
2013-02-07 10:16:53 PM

encyclopediaplushuman: I've got 8 months until he's found with a boyfriend/gay stripper. What's your bet?


I'll take the under. He'll be found on a gay dating site by the 4th of July.
 
2013-02-07 10:18:27 PM
Know how I know he's gay? I bet you do!
 
2013-02-07 10:18:49 PM
This guy's name is really STACEY CAMPfield?

I'm not even gay and he's still lighting up my gaydar.
 
2013-02-07 10:22:03 PM
Chasing the flesh-colored dragon?
 
2013-02-07 10:25:51 PM
More Republican stupidity. I fail to even be surprised anymore.
 
2013-02-07 10:30:03 PM
I bet if he'd been part of that homophobia study where the worst got excited by gay porn....he would.

/wood?
 
2013-02-07 10:32:09 PM
So when can we expect to have him arrested under federal drug laws for shooting himself up with some hot man juice?
 
2013-02-07 10:33:13 PM

encyclopediaplushuman: [i50.tinypic.com image 615x345]
/yes this is him


Him? Isn't Stacey supposed to be a girl's name?
 
2013-02-07 10:38:24 PM
He didn't compare it to rape, so that's like a small victory for the GOP right there.
 
2013-02-07 10:38:42 PM

Notabunny: Ed Willy: What the hell is this guy smoking?

[img.photobucket.com image 640x479]


"It puts the lotion on its skin..."
 
2013-02-07 10:39:00 PM

Old enough to know better: More Republican stupidity. I fail to even be surprised anymore.


What I continue to be surprised by is the people I know and like who lost their freakin' minds when Obama was elected (more so the 2nd time). Just to spite him and anything he and the liebruls might support, they excuse this kind of stupidity - anything to be contrary. I like them less each day because of their willfull ignorance and proud obstinance.
 
2013-02-07 10:46:54 PM
Not reading the article yet, I'm guessing that he's

-- White
-- 35-40
-- has curly hair on top

i50.tinypic.com

Uh huh. I think the Koch Brothers have an asshole factory somewhere in Texas.
 
2013-02-07 10:52:18 PM
I've never shot up heroin, but I have sat in a Pusan opium den all day and got high as a farking kite.  So I can kinda get the junkie thing.  People do heroin *because it's awesome.*

I had no idea the fabulous set had it so good.
 
2013-02-07 10:58:17 PM

Notabunny: Ed Willy: What the hell is this guy smoking?

[img.photobucket.com image 640x479]


Gentlemen.
 
2013-02-07 11:01:00 PM
You can freebase homosexual with a spoon and a bedazzled lighter.
 
2013-02-07 11:06:38 PM
"But don't you dare call us bigots!"  "I don't believe in that, I just vote for people who do!"

A vote for the GOP is a vote for bigotry.  Deal with it.
 
2013-02-07 11:06:44 PM

TV's Vinnie: Not reading the article yet, I'm guessing that he's

-- White
-- 35-40
-- has curly hair on top



Uh huh. I think the Koch Brothers have an asshole factory somewhere in Texas.


And for some reason he's wearing a tie that appears to have been fashioned from motel curtains.
 
2013-02-07 11:07:01 PM
cdn2-b.examiner.com
"More derp, please!"
 
2013-02-07 11:11:09 PM

FloydA: I'd bet a fiver that he's got at least a couple of gigs of Bailey Jay galleries on his laptop right now.


What's wrong with drinking Baileys?
 
2013-02-07 11:11:18 PM
Goddamnitsomuch Tennessee...

Just for one day can we not look like idiot mouth breathing rednecks? Just for one day can we not suck?


/Stacy Campfield is the dumbest sack of shiat ever be gifted with the breath of life
//He talks about sodomy between men constantly yet is a confirmed bachelor.. hmm...
 
2013-02-07 11:13:18 PM

kg2095: encyclopediaplushuman: [i50.tinypic.com image 615x345]
/yes this is him

Him? Isn't Stacey supposed to be a girl's name?


And that, ladies and gentlemen, is why you don't give your son a girl's name. He'll spend the rest of his life over compensating like this douche.
 
2013-02-07 11:15:02 PM

rynthetyn: He'll spend the rest of his life over compensating like this douche.


recollectionbooks.com
 
2013-02-07 11:17:24 PM

Doktor_Zhivago: Goddamnitsomuch Tennessee...

Just for one day can we not look like idiot mouth breathing rednecks? Just for one day can we not suck?


/Stacy Campfield is the dumbest sack of shiat ever be gifted with the breath of life
//He talks about sodomy between men constantly yet is a confirmed bachelor.. hmm...


Confirmed bachelor - wow. Not surprised. Outrage! (On mobile - can't link to the IMDB documentary of that name just now).

That doc got this straight woman righteously pissed.
 
2013-02-07 11:19:14 PM

TV's Vinnie: Uh huh. I think the Koch Brothers have an asshole factory somewhere in Texas.


Are we referring to the very same Koch Brothers who support same sex marriage?
 
2013-02-07 11:22:13 PM
Oh it's fun watching the Republican Party destroying itself in the face of modern times. That's what happens when you base your philosophy on ignorance and hate, right-wingers. Reap what you sow. We won't miss you.
 
2013-02-07 11:22:41 PM

Notabunny: Ed Willy: What the hell is this guy smoking?

[img.photobucket.com image 640x479]




What the hell is that? Victoria Jackson once her SNL residuals run out?
 
2013-02-07 11:27:13 PM

freetomato: Doktor_Zhivago: Goddamnitsomuch Tennessee...

Just for one day can we not look like idiot mouth breathing rednecks? Just for one day can we not suck?


/Stacy Campfield is the dumbest sack of shiat ever be gifted with the breath of life
//He talks about sodomy between men constantly yet is a confirmed bachelor.. hmm...

Confirmed bachelor - wow. Not surprised. Outrage! (On mobile - can't link to the IMDB documentary of that name just now).

That doc got this straight woman righteously pissed.


I was using the Victorian euphemism for suspiciously unmarried older man... not sure what context you're speaking of...

/I are confused
 
2013-02-07 11:27:47 PM

rynthetyn: kg2095: encyclopediaplushuman: [i50.tinypic.com image 615x345]
/yes this is him

Him? Isn't Stacey supposed to be a girl's name?

And that, ladies and gentlemen, is why you don't give your son a girl's name. He'll spend the rest of his life over compensating like this douche.


The finest troop I have ever known is named Stacey (and he's from SC). My finely honed gaydar pinged when I met him, but I was glad to have him on my team - he worked for me in the ANG for 3 years. He declined to re-enlist after 12 years because, I suspect, a bible thumping Lt Col in our chain of command went out of his way to be a jerk to him. The day we got the memo re: DADT repeal from Sec of the USAF, I forwarded it to him. He was pleased but disillusioned and couldn't be tempted to put a uniform on again. Our loss. Stacey is farking brilliant and brave.
 
2013-02-07 11:29:23 PM
The funny thing is, there are still Republicans who think this is a good strategy to get votes, instead of being mocked by decent Americans. When are they going to catch on? I'm guessing by 2014.
 
2013-02-07 11:30:59 PM

gingerjet: TV's Vinnie: Uh huh. I think the Koch Brothers have an asshole factory somewhere in Texas.

Are we referring to the very same Koch Brothers who support same sex marriage?


If you believe that, I have some land near Tucson to sell you.
 
2013-02-07 11:34:01 PM

Doktor_Zhivago: I was using the Victorian euphemism for suspiciously unmarried older man... not sure what context you're speaking of...


Victorian euphemism? Hell, my flaming but permanently closeted uncle still calls himself that.
 
2013-02-07 11:35:27 PM

Doktor_Zhivago: freetomato: Doktor_Zhivago: Goddamnitsomuch Tennessee...

Just for one day can we not look like idiot mouth breathing rednecks? Just for one day can we not suck?


/Stacy Campfield is the dumbest sack of shiat ever be gifted with the breath of life
//He talks about sodomy between men constantly yet is a confirmed bachelor.. hmm...

Confirmed bachelor - wow. Not surprised. Outrage! (On mobile - can't link to the IMDB documentary of that name just now).

That doc got this straight woman righteously pissed.

I was using the Victorian euphemism for suspiciously unmarried older man... not sure what context you're speaking of...

/I are confused


View the documentary film "Outrage" if you can. Lays out the history of the most virulent anti-gay politicians, many of whom are closet cases. "Confirmed Bachelor" in some cases usually equals self loathing closeted gay, and the documentary exposes their hypocrisy and cowardice.

It is worth a watch, I think.
 
2013-02-07 11:36:58 PM
The comparison is not entirely baseless. Performing same-sex sexual acts and injection of heroin are both actions in which some humans engage.
 
2013-02-07 11:38:44 PM

freetomato: Old enough to know better: More Republican stupidity. I fail to even be surprised anymore.

What I continue to be surprised by is the people I know and like who lost their freakin' minds when Obama was elected (more so the 2nd time). Just to spite him and anything he and the liebruls might support, they excuse this kind of stupidity - anything to be contrary. I like them less each day because of their willfull ignorance and proud obstinance.


Friend or not, my respect for a person goes right in the crapper if I find out they're a GOP supporter.
 
2013-02-07 11:44:46 PM

freetomato: Doktor_Zhivago: freetomato: Doktor_Zhivago: Goddamnitsomuch Tennessee...

Just for one day can we not look like idiot mouth breathing rednecks? Just for one day can we not suck?


/Stacy Campfield is the dumbest sack of shiat ever be gifted with the breath of life
//He talks about sodomy between men constantly yet is a confirmed bachelor.. hmm...

Confirmed bachelor - wow. Not surprised. Outrage! (On mobile - can't link to the IMDB documentary of that name just now).

That doc got this straight woman righteously pissed.

I was using the Victorian euphemism for suspiciously unmarried older man... not sure what context you're speaking of...

/I are confused

View the documentary film "Outrage" if you can. Lays out the history of the most virulent anti-gay politicians, many of whom are closet cases. "Confirmed Bachelor" in some cases usually equals self loathing closeted gay, and the documentary exposes their hypocrisy and cowardice.

It is worth a watch, I think.


Outrage is a great documentary. It should probably be updated now to cover the new crop of closeted politicians like that flaming dude with the good abs.
 
2013-02-07 11:45:36 PM
Is it the guy Colbert is mocking right this minute?

*clicks*

Yep, totally is.
 
2013-02-07 11:46:13 PM

Dimensio: The comparison is not entirely baseless. Performing same-sex sexual acts and injection of heroin are both actions in which some humans engage.


Just like bowling or going to the firing range.
 
2013-02-07 11:48:17 PM

encyclopediaplushuman: [i50.tinypic.com image 615x345]
/yes this is him


i50.tinypic.com
Like a rhinestone cowboy
Riding out on a horse in a star-spangled rodeo.
 
2013-02-07 11:48:22 PM
Watching "The Colbert Report" right now, and he's talking about Campfield's latest shenanigans, including legislation requiring school counselors to report to parents any conversations they have with students regarding the student's concerns over their own sexuality.

He's also trying to push through legislation that would cut the welfare benefits of parents whose children don't get good grades in school.

Stacy Campfield - Tennessee's arsehole.
 
2013-02-07 11:54:20 PM

Fart_Machine: Dimensio: The comparison is not entirely baseless. Performing same-sex sexual acts and injection of heroin are both actions in which some humans engage.

Just like bowling or going to the firing range.


You are correct. When I go to the firing range I am engaging in an activity directly analogous to engaging in homosexual sex.

Similarly, when I engage in homosexual sex, I am engaging in an activity directly analogous to engaging in homosexual sex.
 
2013-02-07 11:55:45 PM
Being gay vs heroin: either way, you're going to end up sucking dick.
 
2013-02-07 11:57:23 PM

Godscrack: Guys like this are usually attracted to homeless black she-males with enormous penises and double jointed hips.


Yeah, there's no doubt that this guy takes it in the pooper.
 
2013-02-07 11:58:12 PM

Confabulat: The funny thing is, there are still Republicans who think this is a good strategy to get votes, instead of being mocked by decent Americans. When are they going to catch on? I'm guessing by 2014.


Yeah, but right now the pre-'14 GOP purge is about getting rid of the Paleocons (the religious nutjobs) and getting back to their Bush-era roots, the Neocons (the unrestrained capitalism nutjobs).  It's progress, of a sort...like a blind person smacking his nose on a wall and taking a step back, realizing he went to far.
 
2013-02-08 12:06:56 AM
"Tennessee State Senator Stacey Campfield (R-idiculous) goes full stupid, compares being gay to shooting up heroin"


What a homo
 
2013-02-08 12:10:20 AM
Campfield's proposed law would prohibit pre-K through eight-grade students from being taught any material that was "inconsistent with natural human reproduction," such as homosexuality. He said the issue was inappropriate for children.
Someone better not tell him that pre-K through at least 5th grade already don't get sex-ed at all anyway. It would really f*ck with his worldview.
 
2013-02-08 12:11:05 AM

Dimensio: Fart_Machine: Dimensio: The comparison is not entirely baseless. Performing same-sex sexual acts and injection of heroin are both actions in which some humans engage.

Just like bowling or going to the firing range.

You are correct. When I go to the firing range I am engaging in an activity directly analogous to engaging in homosexual sex.

Similarly, when I engage in homosexual sex, I am engaging in an activity directly analogous to engaging in homosexual sex.


Careful with that. Last time I did that I had powder burns on my rectum for weeks.

/damn near killed me
 
2013-02-08 12:11:30 AM

Fluorescent Testicle: Victorian euphemism? Hell, my flaming but permanently closeted uncle still calls himself that.


I've got an 76 year old uncle like that. He was married to a woman over 40 years ago and she came out soon after they divorced, but he's still living in the closet. I suppose they gave each other cover during that time since they were both gay. They have two great adult children together as well. Hell, he has lived with 3 or 4 different men through the years but he still thinks he's hiding it. From whom I don't know. My aunt has been with the same woman for almost 40 years and should be an inspiration to him for what he's missing not coming out. Growing up in a conservative family he just continues to pretend that he's not gay though. The entire family has known about him forever and is ok with it but him being a Baptist preacher he refuses to admit it to anyone. Especially himself. I last saw him 4 years ago during Christmas and he was with someone new again. He's a great guy but I'm sure he's got some conflicted feeling going on inside. For his sake I hope he get's them resolved before he dies because no one deserves to live in the shadows like he has.
 
2013-02-08 12:13:38 AM

fusillade762: davidphogan: fusillade762: Campfield said AIDS was such large problem in Africa because sodomy was more prevalent in that part of the world.

[Citation needed]

What is it with lieberals and their obsession with facts? Don't you know that Jesus hated gays and anyone else who challenged the dominant belief structure of the place and times he lived in. Do you think he would have tolerated hookers, queers, junkies, drunks and other degenerates hanging out around him.

He wasn't some lieberal activist out to change the world and force his beliefs on people.

I think that creationist guy is rubbing off on you.


I charge creationists extra to rub one off on me.
 
2013-02-08 12:19:22 AM

Old enough to know better: Friend or not, my respect for a person goes right in the crapper if I find out they're a GOP supporter.


I feel the same way. Any person who votes for a Republican is no friend of mine, and they will not get my respect as a fellow American. I consider Republicans to be enemies of the state, decency, and modern intellect. They are the worst part of America, and I'm glad they easily label themselves for my derision.
 
2013-02-08 12:19:55 AM

draa: Fluorescent Testicle: Victorian euphemism? Hell, my flaming but permanently closeted uncle still calls himself that.

I've got an 76 year old uncle like that. He was married to a woman over 40 years ago and she came out soon after they divorced, but he's still living in the closet. I suppose they gave each other cover during that time since they were both gay. They have two great adult children together as well. Hell, he has lived with 3 or 4 different men through the years but he still thinks he's hiding it. From whom I don't know. My aunt has been with the same woman for almost 40 years and should be an inspiration to him for what he's missing not coming out. Growing up in a conservative family he just continues to pretend that he's not gay though. The entire family has known about him forever and is ok with it but him being a Baptist preacher he refuses to admit it to anyone. Especially himself. I last saw him 4 years ago during Christmas and he was with someone new again. He's a great guy but I'm sure he's got some conflicted feeling going on inside. For his sake I hope he get's them resolved before he dies because no one deserves to live in the shadows like he has.


God, I can't even begin to fathom living with that kind of shame. I mean, worst case scenario, how do you not just move the hell away from anybody you ever knew, and start a new life as the person you want to be? That's the nuclear option, of course, but if your friends and family wouldn't accept you anyway, then they can just go blow goats for all I care.
 
2013-02-08 12:23:03 AM

Gyrfalcon: Campfield's proposed law would prohibit pre-K through eight-grade students from being taught any material that was "inconsistent with natural human reproduction," such as homosexuality. He said the issue was inappropriate for children.
Someone better not tell him that pre-K through at least 5th grade already don't get sex-ed at all anyway. It would really f*ck with his worldview.


Plus, the law also means nobody mentions In Vitro fertilization, contraception, immaculate conception, Octomom, or a whole bunch of other stuff.
Or, since two guys having buttsex has nothing to do with reproduction, you could argue this law doesn't apply.  They aren't doing it to reproduce and they don't expect pregnancy might be an accidental outcome.  So talk about buttsex and clamsmacking all you want - it's not reproductive activity!
 
2013-02-08 12:24:03 AM
I'm becoming convinced that 'conservatives' heads are filled with spiders and rotten bananas
 
2013-02-08 12:31:30 AM

Dimensio: Fart_Machine: Dimensio: The comparison is not entirely baseless. Performing same-sex sexual acts and injection of heroin are both actions in which some humans engage.

Just like bowling or going to the firing range.

You are correct. When I go to the firing range I am engaging in an activity directly analogous to engaging in homosexual sex.

Similarly, when I engage in homosexual sex, I am engaging in an activity directly analogous to engaging in homosexual sex.


Why not?  You just stated that engaging in homosexual sex and injecting heroin are perfectly OK to compare to each other because they're actions in which some humans engage.  Some humans also engage in bowling and going to the firing range.  What you mean you don't like those comparisons?
 
2013-02-08 12:34:34 AM
Lesbians have some of the lowest STI rates of any group, so does that make it okay to talk about lesbianism?

It's funny. All these people who rant about homosexuality almost never mention lesbians, or the fact that a great many gay men don't engage in anal sex. To them, gayness is nothing but some kind of never ending bareback ass-orgy, and they can't stop thinking about it.

Seriously, these people are sick freaks. They can't stop obsessing over anal sex between men other than themselves. Who does that?

The problem isn't gay men having anal sex, you weirdos. The problem is the fact that the male reproductive act is an excellent vector for disease. Guys run around, literally shooting DNA and bodily fluids at things. That's the problem, and we have solutions for it already. If you could only encourage people to practice safe sex rather than live in denial of their fundamental natures then maybe we could make some damn progress.

Sick, obsessed, Puritan little shiats.
 
2013-02-08 12:34:47 AM

GAT_00: God I hate this fark.  He's a perfect Republican.


On this one thing ...we agree.
 
2013-02-08 12:41:59 AM

GhostFish: If you could only encourage people to practice safe sex rather than live in denial of their fundamental natures then maybe we could make some damn progress.


Funny how "fundamental" with regard to religion is good and proper and the best thing you can possibly be, but "fundamental" with regard to nature is base and evil and you're going to hell.
 
2013-02-08 12:45:42 AM
Host: "Do you believe in sex education?"

(R)-Tard: "If you can show me where it works"

Jesus. farking. Christ.

That is all.
 
2013-02-08 12:54:43 AM

drjekel_mrhyde: FloydA: I'd bet a fiver that he's got at least a couple of gigs of Bailey Jay galleries on his laptop right now.

What's wrong with drinking Baileys?


Nothing, nothing at all if that's your thing.

i1091.photobucket.com
Whatever floats yer boat I guess.
/NTTAWWT
 
2013-02-08 12:58:42 AM

FloydA: encyclopediaplushuman: I've got 8 months until he's found with a boyfriend/gay stripper. What's your bet?

I'd bet a fiver that he's got at least a couple of gigs of Bailey Jay galleries on his laptop right now.


Oh, no. This guy's totally into Tom of Finland.
 
2013-02-08 01:01:16 AM
I'll bet the children this clown is hiding behing, er, I mean trying to protect, know more about sex than this control-happy puritan.
 
2013-02-08 01:09:51 AM
The general rule of thumb is if you're anti-gay, it means you're secretly gay.

If you describe homosexuality as an addiction, you're definitely secretly gay.

It makes 100% perfect sense why this man compares homosexuality to heroin.
 
2013-02-08 01:23:57 AM

CorporatePerson: The general rule of thumb is if you're anti-gay, it means you're secretly gay.
If you describe homosexuality as an addiction, you're definitely secretly gay.
It makes 100% perfect sense why this man compares homosexuality to heroin.


And you can bet there are several reporters and bloggers and general farker-uppers looking into every little bit of this guy's past.  They may not find anything, but they're finding out who his college roommates are, who he dated in high school, why his camp councilor can't get within 100 yards of elementary schools... It's kind of a psuedo-Streisand Effect: there may be nothing there, but he drew attention to it and unintended consequences are the most fun.
 
2013-02-08 01:24:07 AM

CorporatePerson: The general rule of thumb is if you're anti-gay, it means you're secretly gay.

If you describe homosexuality as an addiction, you're definitely secretly gay.

It makes 100% perfect sense why this man compares homosexuality to heroin.


I don't think the anti-gay = secretly gay thing is necessarily true, but I think you're right on the money that if someone compares it to addiction they've definitely got at least some level of same-sex attraction. I don't see how you can see it that way unless it's a struggle that you fight every day, constantly trying to avert your eyes and not check out people of the same sex.
 
2013-02-08 01:46:17 AM
When Bobby Jindal tours the US telling people that Evangelicals are stupid, I might actually consider him sincere.
 
2013-02-08 01:48:06 AM
(Tony, this song is called) Lou Weed ...

I'm hangin' out here
With my klan.
An unread bible
in my hand
Up in the State House, it's so fine.
Feeling smug and righteous, more dumb than alive
I'm Hangin' with my klan.

/lots of assholes being stretched, for sure - with the owner's heads up them
//only drug that will save this bunch is chloroform (keep `em from talking)
 
2013-02-08 01:55:37 AM

rynthetyn: CorporatePerson: The general rule of thumb is if you're anti-gay, it means you're secretly gay.
If you describe homosexuality as an addiction, you're definitely secretly gay.
It makes 100% perfect sense why this man compares homosexuality to heroin.

I don't think the anti-gay = secretly gay thing is necessarily true, but I think you're right on the money that if someone compares it to addiction they've definitely got at least some level of same-sex attraction. I don't see how you can see it that way unless it's a struggle that you fight every day, constantly trying to avert your eyes and not check out people of the same sex


I don't think rabid anti-gay=closeted gay either.  I have too many relatives who are definitely straight but terribly anti-gay.  Statistically they couldn't all be closeted gay.  For them it's more of a "it's different and therefore scary and I don't have any idea what to think about it" problem. When you add religion to that, well, people are going to be irrational about teh ghey.  My dad was pretty anti-gay (grew up in Texas, was in the military in the 60's, white republican country club lifestyle afterward).  Just before he retired he had a job where he had a gay co-worker, and they became friends.  Now my conservative dad's opinion is "who cares what they do?  I don't.  They're just people."  That's ok.
 
2013-02-08 02:05:31 AM
in what part of this state do pre-k children currently have sex education as part of their curriculum?
 
2013-02-08 02:11:23 AM
Campfield's proposed law would prohibit pre-K through eight-grade students from being taught any material that was "inconsistent with natural human reproduction," such as homosexuality. He said the issue was inappropriate for children.

come to think about this more - does this rule out any mention of cloning in 8th grade biology class?

i can't decide which is worse - ephemeral laws regulating what can be taught or pretending that 8th graders don't know how to use the internet
 
2013-02-08 02:16:02 AM

ShuyaNanahara: Notabunny: Ed Willy: What the hell is this guy smoking?

[img.photobucket.com image 640x479]

What the hell is that? Victoria Jackson once her SNL residuals run out?


No, even worse, she goes on Fox News and speaks
 
2013-02-08 02:21:56 AM

Aquapope: I don't think rabid anti-gay=closeted gay either.  I have too many relatives who are definitely straight but terribly anti-gay.  Statistically they couldn't all be closeted gay.  For them it's more of a "it's different and therefore scary and I don't have any idea what to think about it" problem. When you add religion to that, well, people are going to be irrational about teh ghey.  My dad was pretty anti-gay (grew up in Texas, was in the military in the 60's, white republican country club lifestyle afterward).  Just before he retired he had a job where he had a gay co-worker, and they became friends.  Now my conservative dad's opinion is "who cares what they do?  I don't.  They're just people."  That's ok.


Being old and ignorant exempts you from the rule.

But if you make your money trying to stop people from having gay sex, you're gay.
 
2013-02-08 02:40:58 AM

VJStinger: drjekel_mrhyde: FloydA: I'd bet a fiver that he's got at least a couple of gigs of Bailey Jay galleries on his laptop right now.

What's wrong with drinking Baileys?

Nothing, nothing at all if that's your thing.

[i1091.photobucket.com image 401x621]
Whatever floats yer boat I guess.
/NTTAWWT


Pretty sure drink that with a little something hard
/frkkkkk can't write no more with having a asthma attack from laughter
 
2013-02-08 03:01:19 AM

Tremolo: Is it the guy Colbert is mocking right this minute?

*clicks*

Yep, totally is.


Awesome. Haven't watched tonight's yet. Looking forward to that one.
 
2013-02-08 03:02:52 AM
Say what you will about this guy, the fact remains that his mom has got it going on.
 
2013-02-08 03:03:42 AM
Campfield said AIDS was such large problem in Africa because sodomy was more prevalent in that part of the world.

Personal experience does not equal data, you moran.


CorporatePerson: But if you make your money trying to stop people from having gay sex, you're gay.


Now I understand! He wants all the gay sex for himself. Probably doesn't realize that shared fun is double fun, especially when it comes to sex.
 
2013-02-08 03:07:38 AM

fusillade762: Campfield said AIDS was such large problem in Africa because sodomy was more prevalent in that part of the world.

[Citation needed]


One of the reasons AIDS is a big problem in Africa is heterosexual "dry sex."  I guess a lot of dudes in sub-Saharan Africa think wet pussy is gross, and like it dry.  So the women actually use special poultices and home-made drugs to dry out their vaginas before sex.  It leads to a lot more ripping and tearing of the vagina than normal sex, making the woman extremely vulnerable to AIDS transmission.

Citation provided:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dry_sex
 
2013-02-08 03:20:01 AM
Campfield's proposed law would prohibit... any material that was "inconsistent with natural human reproduction"

Such as abstinence?
 
2013-02-08 03:22:45 AM

Zombalupagus: Campfield's proposed law would prohibit... any material that was "inconsistent with natural human reproduction"

Such as abstinence?


Zing!
 
2013-02-08 03:24:59 AM

Sgt Otter: fusillade762: Campfield said AIDS was such large problem in Africa because sodomy was more prevalent in that part of the world.

[Citation needed]

One of the reasons AIDS is a big problem in Africa is heterosexual "dry sex."  I guess a lot of dudes in sub-Saharan Africa think wet pussy is gross, and like it dry.  So the women actually use special poultices and home-made drugs to dry out their vaginas before sex.  It leads to a lot more ripping and tearing of the vagina than normal sex, making the woman extremely vulnerable to AIDS transmission.

Citation provided:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dry_sex


Ewwwwwwww!

Also: OUCH.

I try to be sensitive to other cultures but that's just farking stupid.
 
2013-02-08 03:54:32 AM
Aw, c'mon, guys, he's just trying to be a good Republican.

He obviously got the memo.

You know the one the GOP sent around recently 'splainin' how they gotta change their "message" without abandoning their "principles".

Well the GOP have previously tried comparing gay sex to things like pedo priests, polygamous cults and bestiality and none of those comparisons seemed to pan out for them in terms of winning votes.

Santorum's infamous "man on dog" quote, for example, was so totally savaged in the press and on the web that it's impacted his political career negatively to this very day and made him the punchline of many jokes.

Aware of all this, Stacey "Braintrust" Campbell here musta thought about gay sex a lot before he finally figured on the "gays = heroin addicts" analogy and is no doubt patting himself on the back right now for being the one to get their message across in a new way.

He's still laughably wrong of course but at least he's trying something different.

Bless his closeted, self loathing heart.

/Not *entirely* a new idea for the GOP, btw.
//http://thinkprogress.org/lgbt/2012/08/21/720291/romney-advisor-com pare s-homosexuality-to-polygamy-drug-use-during-gop-platform-committee-mee ting/
///Third slashie is the charm.
 
2013-02-08 04:09:39 AM

rynthetyn: CorporatePerson: The general rule of thumb is if you're anti-gay, it means you're secretly gay.

If you describe homosexuality as an addiction, you're definitely secretly gay.

It makes 100% perfect sense why this man compares homosexuality to heroin.

I don't think the anti-gay = secretly gay thing is necessarily true, but I think you're right on the money that if someone compares it to addiction they've definitely got at least some level of same-sex attraction. I don't see how you can see it that way unless it's a struggle that you fight every day, constantly trying to avert your eyes and not check out people of the same sex.


People who are anti-gay in the "Ugh, the gay is so icky, I wish they'd just go back to being invisible" sense, probably not a closet case. If they're a ranter but it's all bible-thumping silliness, they may just be a victim of the mind disease called religious fundamentalism but not gay. But if their talk about homosexuality is indistinguishable from a sermon given by Definitely Not Gay Man's alter ego Pastor Strate, yeah... they may as well be wearing rainbow speedos and a pink tutu at a gay pride march.
 
2013-02-08 04:29:57 AM

Old enough to know better: More Republican stupidity. I fail to even be surprised anymore.


I'm morbidly fascinated by watching how they manage to keep topping themselves over and over and over.  I wonder when they'll finally hit bottom?  I wonder if there even IS a bottom anymore.
 
2013-02-08 04:33:32 AM
"The homosexual community gets AIDS at a 50 times higher rate than the heterosexual community," he claimed.

So, wait, given that the actual number is four, why did he feel the need to make shiat up?  4x is pretty scary on its own, I would think.

//If being gay were like shooting heroin, I probably wouldn't be sticking with women.
 
2013-02-08 04:38:31 AM

erik-k: But if their talk about homosexuality is indistinguishable from a sermon given by Definitely Not Gay Man's alter ego Pastor Strate, yeah... they may as well be wearing rainbow speedos and a pink tutu at a gay pride march.


i166.photobucket.com
 
2013-02-08 04:42:52 AM
i've done heroin before, and it felt like nothing compared to methamphetamine the notgay drug
 
2013-02-08 05:06:13 AM

fusillade762: Campfield said AIDS was such large problem in Africa because sodomy was more prevalent in that part of the world.

[Citation needed]


-------
Probably somewhere in one of these articles.......

Stacey Campfield, Tennessee Senator Behind 'Don't Say Gay' Bill, On Bullying, AIDS And Homosexual 'Glorification'
by Michelangelo Signorile
Huffington Post
Jan 26, 2012


Stacey Campfield on the Origins of AIDS: "It Was One Guy Screwing a Monkey"
by Jonathan Meador
Nashville Scene
Jan 26, 2012


Senator Stacey Campfield Out-Does Congressman Todd Akin
by Rebecca Coffey
Psychology Today
Aug 27, 2012
 
2013-02-08 05:19:13 AM
Because for him, both of those would be equally awesome.
 
2013-02-08 05:32:41 AM

encyclopediaplushuman: Godscrack: Guys like this are usually attracted to homeless black she-males with enormous penises and double jointed hips.

Well who wouldn't be on that like a bear on salmon?


Is that "code"?
 
2013-02-08 05:44:23 AM

Sgt Otter: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dry_sex


I've heard of that before. What I don't get is why anyone would want to do that. It sounds painful for both of them.

Seriously ...why?
 
2013-02-08 06:07:08 AM

VJStinger: drjekel_mrhyde: FloydA: I'd bet a fiver that he's got at least a couple of gigs of Bailey Jay galleries on his laptop right now.

What's wrong with drinking Baileys?

Nothing, nothing at all if that's your thing.

[i1091.photobucket.com image 401x621]
Whatever floats yer boat I guess.
/NTTAWWT


DANGER, WILL ROBINSON! DANGER!
 
2013-02-08 06:43:41 AM

kg2095: Him? Isn't Stacey supposed to be a girl's name?


Only so much as Tracy, Lindsay, Ashley, and Vivianne are.

They're all names you'd expect an imperial administrator in Rhodesia to have.
 
2013-02-08 06:44:11 AM

MrLint: I'm becoming convinced that 'conservatives' heads are filled with spiders and rotten bananas


Your brain is full of spiders.
You've got garlic in your soul, Stacey Campbell
I wouldn't touch you with a
Thirty-nine and a half foot pole.
 
2013-02-08 06:48:31 AM
Being gay is not a drug.  I heard about this one guy, he used to suck dick for ....
Oh wait, maybe that reference isn't going to work.
 
2013-02-08 06:49:59 AM

homelessdude: fusillade762: Campfield said AIDS was such large problem in Africa because sodomy was more prevalent in that part of the world.

[Citation needed]

-------
Probably somewhere in one of these articles.......


Ha!

Since March 2005, Campfield has maintained a public blog[39] that includes a warning that any quotation from it for print will be charged at "$1,000 USD per word".

I'm sure he'll have as much luck with that as Kanye West gets with taking his kilt pictures removed from the internet.
 
2013-02-08 07:10:44 AM
i21.photobucket.com
Penis goes where?
 
2013-02-08 07:12:56 AM
farking ignorant hillbilly...
 
2013-02-08 07:29:07 AM
Well he probably does a lot of heroin when he's having gay orgies, so it makes sense.
 
2013-02-08 07:55:55 AM

TopoGigo: then they can just go blow goats for all I care


Sorry, That's my Step-Dad.
 
2013-02-08 08:44:41 AM
I remember learning about the Holocaust and the Supreme Court in middle school. So if this law goes into effect and a teacher mentions gay victims of the former and the gay marriage issue before the latter, they would be committing a crime. Brilliant.

Or if a grade school teacher is asked why some classmates have two moms and they briefly explain, that's an offense too.
 
2013-02-08 08:55:38 AM
What's his Grindr handle?
 
2013-02-08 08:57:05 AM
I have known a lot of gay men, include men who were obviously gay while married to women. None of them ever seemed to crave cock the way this Stacey Campfield does. I mean, gay sex is like scoring a hit? Senator, just get some already.
 
2013-02-08 09:00:50 AM
Gay sex is also a lot like sailing.   Something I never tried but might enjoy.
 
2013-02-08 09:07:38 AM
Stacey Campfield manages to keep in the news with his outrageousness.  Where in TN does he come from?

http://i627.photobucket.com/albums/tt353/Audio_Sissy/attention_whore. j pg">
 
2013-02-08 09:10:16 AM
A private activity that harms no.one else and sends busybody assholes running to the state to demand that some oppression happen?

Yeah, shooting up heroin andbeing gay are a lot alike.
 
2013-02-08 09:21:03 AM

eViLpOpTaRt: Where in TN does he come from?


He's elected by West Knoxville.
 
2013-02-08 09:23:04 AM
"You know, you could say the same thing about kids who are shooting heroin," he replied. "We need to show them the best ways to shoot up. No, we don't."

Yes, we farking do.  You idiot.  DARE may have increased drug usage in this country, but it has dramatically reduced some of the dangers that plagued the drug using community in the 60s, 70s and 80s.

Go back into your farking cave, ho-bucket.  Let the kids who were "hyper-sexualized" take over, they appear to have better perspective.
 
2013-02-08 09:32:20 AM

GAT_00: eViLpOpTaRt: Where in TN does he come from?

He's elected by West Knoxville.


Surprise, surprise never trusted anyone from East Tennessee. But checking his calls with men from Craigslist in that area would probably be interesting, cause yea he's got an addiction.
 
2013-02-08 10:00:54 AM
He seems to be making up some of those stats and behaviors.
 
2013-02-08 10:03:55 AM
Why do we have to hypersexualize little children? Why can't we just let little kids be little kids for a while?"

Don't girls start menstruating in like 6th grade?
 
2013-02-08 10:07:46 AM
He'll be caught crossing from Mexico with 55 kilos of homosexuals hidden behind the seats, in the wheel wells and across his  lap.
 
2013-02-08 10:19:15 AM

Confabulat: Old enough to know better: Friend or not, my respect for a person goes right in the crapper if I find out they're a GOP supporter.

I feel the same way. Any person who votes for a Republican is no friend of mine, and they will not get my respect as a fellow American. I consider Republicans to be enemies of the state, decency, and modern intellect. They are the worst part of America, and I'm glad they easily label themselves for my derision.


Holy fark.. If not troll then amaze.
 
2013-02-08 10:36:29 AM

gingerjet: TV's Vinnie: Uh huh. I think the Koch Brothers have an asshole factory somewhere in Texas.

Are we referring to the very same Koch Brothers who support same sex marriage?


Oh, you...

People like the Kochs don't manufacture assholes to promote the social agendas they personally believe in. They do it because the Republican Base is a horde of mouth-breathing troglodytes, and stirring them up with paranoia about queers and Muslims is the surest way to get them on board for tax cuts and deregulation. For some reason.
 
2013-02-08 11:08:44 AM

GAT_00: eViLpOpTaRt: Where in TN does he come from?
He's elected by West Knoxville.



A bit clumsy, but a map of the district.....
(click for full size)
s20.postimage.org


And for what it worth, he may be a quack, but so are 57% of the other people in the district (or at least they were in 2010)
Tennessee State Senate, District 7, General Election 2010
s20.postimage.org
 
2013-02-08 12:17:21 PM

homelessdude: GAT_00: eViLpOpTaRt: Where in TN does he come from?
He's elected by West Knoxville.

A bit clumsy, but a map of the district.....
(click for full size)
[s20.postimage.org image 160x250]

And for what it worth, he may be a quack, but so are 57% of the other people in the district (or at least they were in 2010)
Tennessee State Senate, District 7, General Election 2010
[s20.postimage.org image 250x81]


And that area covers my former brother-in-law's home. I can imagine his wife voting for Campfield because he's 1) Republican 2)a self-professed "strong family values Christian" and 3) Republican.

Least he's not Basil Marceaux
www.nashvillescene.com
 
2013-02-08 12:30:55 PM
clintster:
Least he's not Basil Marceaux
[www.nashvillescene.com image 275x315]

yeeeshh....that is a disturbing pic
 
2013-02-08 12:46:37 PM
upload.wikimedia.org

If we can get one more Basil Marceaux picture in this thread, we'll have one for each of his three teeth.
 
2013-02-08 12:52:33 PM

BeesNuts: "You know, you could say the same thing about kids who are shooting heroin," he replied. "We need to show them the best ways to shoot up. No, we don't."


I would bet that he would actually be in favor of teaching addicts how to shoot up dangerously: "First, you rub the needle in dog poop...".  Then he would use the increased mortality rates of junkies as proof of something stupid.  "See, junkies always die because jesus won't forgive them!"
 
2013-02-08 12:54:35 PM
Basil Marceaux has a fantastic Christmas song...
 
2013-02-08 01:28:19 PM

thurstonxhowell: [upload.wikimedia.org image 170x170]

If we can get one more Basil Marceaux picture in this thread, we'll have one for each of his three teeth.


i105.photobucket.com
 
2013-02-08 01:42:46 PM

VJStinger: drjekel_mrhyde: FloydA: I'd bet a fiver that he's got at least a couple of gigs of Bailey Jay galleries on his laptop right now.

What's wrong with drinking Baileys?

Nothing, nothing at all if that's your thing.

i1091.photobucket.com
Whatever floats yer boat I guess.
/NTTAWWT


img132.imageshack.us
 
2013-02-08 02:29:35 PM

Ed Grubermann: FloydA: encyclopediaplushuman: I've got 8 months until he's found with a boyfriend/gay stripper. What's your bet?

I'd bet a fiver that he's got at least a couple of gigs of Bailey Jay galleries on his laptop right now.

Oh, no. This guy's totally into Tom of Finland.



Kickin' it old school.
 
2013-02-08 07:05:51 PM

vrax: encyclopediaplushuman: Godscrack: Guys like this are usually attracted to homeless black she-males with enormous penises and double jointed hips.

Well who wouldn't be on that like a bear on salmon?

Is that "code"?


Finally! somebody saw what I did there.
 
2013-02-08 08:03:46 PM

timujin: who doesn't


As long as there's tumblr, there's no need to save them locally.  duh.
 
2013-02-09 01:44:43 AM
Widest stance in all of Tennessee.
 
2013-02-09 09:37:36 PM
Stacy is a girls name. I think this means he's transgender.
 
2013-02-10 06:17:16 AM
Am I the only one who sees a picture of Basil Marceaux and thinks for a moment it's Tommy Shanks?

i.ytimg.com

Maybe just me there.
 
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