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(The Raw Story)   Tennessee State Senator Stacey Campfield (R-idiculous) goes full stupid, compares being gay to shooting up heroin   (rawstory.com) divider line 165
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2013-02-07 10:39:00 PM

Old enough to know better: More Republican stupidity. I fail to even be surprised anymore.


What I continue to be surprised by is the people I know and like who lost their freakin' minds when Obama was elected (more so the 2nd time). Just to spite him and anything he and the liebruls might support, they excuse this kind of stupidity - anything to be contrary. I like them less each day because of their willfull ignorance and proud obstinance.
 
2013-02-07 10:46:54 PM
Not reading the article yet, I'm guessing that he's

-- White
-- 35-40
-- has curly hair on top

i50.tinypic.com

Uh huh. I think the Koch Brothers have an asshole factory somewhere in Texas.
 
2013-02-07 10:52:18 PM
I've never shot up heroin, but I have sat in a Pusan opium den all day and got high as a farking kite.  So I can kinda get the junkie thing.  People do heroin *because it's awesome.*

I had no idea the fabulous set had it so good.
 
2013-02-07 10:58:17 PM

Notabunny: Ed Willy: What the hell is this guy smoking?

[img.photobucket.com image 640x479]


Gentlemen.
 
2013-02-07 11:01:00 PM
You can freebase homosexual with a spoon and a bedazzled lighter.
 
2013-02-07 11:06:38 PM
"But don't you dare call us bigots!"  "I don't believe in that, I just vote for people who do!"

A vote for the GOP is a vote for bigotry.  Deal with it.
 
2013-02-07 11:06:44 PM

TV's Vinnie: Not reading the article yet, I'm guessing that he's

-- White
-- 35-40
-- has curly hair on top



Uh huh. I think the Koch Brothers have an asshole factory somewhere in Texas.


And for some reason he's wearing a tie that appears to have been fashioned from motel curtains.
 
2013-02-07 11:07:01 PM
cdn2-b.examiner.com
"More derp, please!"
 
2013-02-07 11:11:09 PM

FloydA: I'd bet a fiver that he's got at least a couple of gigs of Bailey Jay galleries on his laptop right now.


What's wrong with drinking Baileys?
 
2013-02-07 11:11:18 PM
Goddamnitsomuch Tennessee...

Just for one day can we not look like idiot mouth breathing rednecks? Just for one day can we not suck?


/Stacy Campfield is the dumbest sack of shiat ever be gifted with the breath of life
//He talks about sodomy between men constantly yet is a confirmed bachelor.. hmm...
 
2013-02-07 11:13:18 PM

kg2095: encyclopediaplushuman: [i50.tinypic.com image 615x345]
/yes this is him

Him? Isn't Stacey supposed to be a girl's name?


And that, ladies and gentlemen, is why you don't give your son a girl's name. He'll spend the rest of his life over compensating like this douche.
 
2013-02-07 11:15:02 PM

rynthetyn: He'll spend the rest of his life over compensating like this douche.


recollectionbooks.com
 
2013-02-07 11:17:24 PM

Doktor_Zhivago: Goddamnitsomuch Tennessee...

Just for one day can we not look like idiot mouth breathing rednecks? Just for one day can we not suck?


/Stacy Campfield is the dumbest sack of shiat ever be gifted with the breath of life
//He talks about sodomy between men constantly yet is a confirmed bachelor.. hmm...


Confirmed bachelor - wow. Not surprised. Outrage! (On mobile - can't link to the IMDB documentary of that name just now).

That doc got this straight woman righteously pissed.
 
2013-02-07 11:19:14 PM

TV's Vinnie: Uh huh. I think the Koch Brothers have an asshole factory somewhere in Texas.


Are we referring to the very same Koch Brothers who support same sex marriage?
 
2013-02-07 11:22:13 PM
Oh it's fun watching the Republican Party destroying itself in the face of modern times. That's what happens when you base your philosophy on ignorance and hate, right-wingers. Reap what you sow. We won't miss you.
 
2013-02-07 11:22:41 PM

Notabunny: Ed Willy: What the hell is this guy smoking?

[img.photobucket.com image 640x479]




What the hell is that? Victoria Jackson once her SNL residuals run out?
 
2013-02-07 11:27:13 PM

freetomato: Doktor_Zhivago: Goddamnitsomuch Tennessee...

Just for one day can we not look like idiot mouth breathing rednecks? Just for one day can we not suck?


/Stacy Campfield is the dumbest sack of shiat ever be gifted with the breath of life
//He talks about sodomy between men constantly yet is a confirmed bachelor.. hmm...

Confirmed bachelor - wow. Not surprised. Outrage! (On mobile - can't link to the IMDB documentary of that name just now).

That doc got this straight woman righteously pissed.


I was using the Victorian euphemism for suspiciously unmarried older man... not sure what context you're speaking of...

/I are confused
 
2013-02-07 11:27:47 PM

rynthetyn: kg2095: encyclopediaplushuman: [i50.tinypic.com image 615x345]
/yes this is him

Him? Isn't Stacey supposed to be a girl's name?

And that, ladies and gentlemen, is why you don't give your son a girl's name. He'll spend the rest of his life over compensating like this douche.


The finest troop I have ever known is named Stacey (and he's from SC). My finely honed gaydar pinged when I met him, but I was glad to have him on my team - he worked for me in the ANG for 3 years. He declined to re-enlist after 12 years because, I suspect, a bible thumping Lt Col in our chain of command went out of his way to be a jerk to him. The day we got the memo re: DADT repeal from Sec of the USAF, I forwarded it to him. He was pleased but disillusioned and couldn't be tempted to put a uniform on again. Our loss. Stacey is farking brilliant and brave.
 
2013-02-07 11:29:23 PM
The funny thing is, there are still Republicans who think this is a good strategy to get votes, instead of being mocked by decent Americans. When are they going to catch on? I'm guessing by 2014.
 
2013-02-07 11:30:59 PM

gingerjet: TV's Vinnie: Uh huh. I think the Koch Brothers have an asshole factory somewhere in Texas.

Are we referring to the very same Koch Brothers who support same sex marriage?


If you believe that, I have some land near Tucson to sell you.
 
2013-02-07 11:34:01 PM

Doktor_Zhivago: I was using the Victorian euphemism for suspiciously unmarried older man... not sure what context you're speaking of...


Victorian euphemism? Hell, my flaming but permanently closeted uncle still calls himself that.
 
2013-02-07 11:35:27 PM

Doktor_Zhivago: freetomato: Doktor_Zhivago: Goddamnitsomuch Tennessee...

Just for one day can we not look like idiot mouth breathing rednecks? Just for one day can we not suck?


/Stacy Campfield is the dumbest sack of shiat ever be gifted with the breath of life
//He talks about sodomy between men constantly yet is a confirmed bachelor.. hmm...

Confirmed bachelor - wow. Not surprised. Outrage! (On mobile - can't link to the IMDB documentary of that name just now).

That doc got this straight woman righteously pissed.

I was using the Victorian euphemism for suspiciously unmarried older man... not sure what context you're speaking of...

/I are confused


View the documentary film "Outrage" if you can. Lays out the history of the most virulent anti-gay politicians, many of whom are closet cases. "Confirmed Bachelor" in some cases usually equals self loathing closeted gay, and the documentary exposes their hypocrisy and cowardice.

It is worth a watch, I think.
 
2013-02-07 11:36:58 PM
The comparison is not entirely baseless. Performing same-sex sexual acts and injection of heroin are both actions in which some humans engage.
 
2013-02-07 11:38:44 PM

freetomato: Old enough to know better: More Republican stupidity. I fail to even be surprised anymore.

What I continue to be surprised by is the people I know and like who lost their freakin' minds when Obama was elected (more so the 2nd time). Just to spite him and anything he and the liebruls might support, they excuse this kind of stupidity - anything to be contrary. I like them less each day because of their willfull ignorance and proud obstinance.


Friend or not, my respect for a person goes right in the crapper if I find out they're a GOP supporter.
 
2013-02-07 11:44:46 PM

freetomato: Doktor_Zhivago: freetomato: Doktor_Zhivago: Goddamnitsomuch Tennessee...

Just for one day can we not look like idiot mouth breathing rednecks? Just for one day can we not suck?


/Stacy Campfield is the dumbest sack of shiat ever be gifted with the breath of life
//He talks about sodomy between men constantly yet is a confirmed bachelor.. hmm...

Confirmed bachelor - wow. Not surprised. Outrage! (On mobile - can't link to the IMDB documentary of that name just now).

That doc got this straight woman righteously pissed.

I was using the Victorian euphemism for suspiciously unmarried older man... not sure what context you're speaking of...

/I are confused

View the documentary film "Outrage" if you can. Lays out the history of the most virulent anti-gay politicians, many of whom are closet cases. "Confirmed Bachelor" in some cases usually equals self loathing closeted gay, and the documentary exposes their hypocrisy and cowardice.

It is worth a watch, I think.


Outrage is a great documentary. It should probably be updated now to cover the new crop of closeted politicians like that flaming dude with the good abs.
 
2013-02-07 11:45:36 PM
Is it the guy Colbert is mocking right this minute?

*clicks*

Yep, totally is.
 
2013-02-07 11:46:13 PM

Dimensio: The comparison is not entirely baseless. Performing same-sex sexual acts and injection of heroin are both actions in which some humans engage.


Just like bowling or going to the firing range.
 
2013-02-07 11:48:17 PM

encyclopediaplushuman: [i50.tinypic.com image 615x345]
/yes this is him


i50.tinypic.com
Like a rhinestone cowboy
Riding out on a horse in a star-spangled rodeo.
 
2013-02-07 11:48:22 PM
Watching "The Colbert Report" right now, and he's talking about Campfield's latest shenanigans, including legislation requiring school counselors to report to parents any conversations they have with students regarding the student's concerns over their own sexuality.

He's also trying to push through legislation that would cut the welfare benefits of parents whose children don't get good grades in school.

Stacy Campfield - Tennessee's arsehole.
 
2013-02-07 11:54:20 PM

Fart_Machine: Dimensio: The comparison is not entirely baseless. Performing same-sex sexual acts and injection of heroin are both actions in which some humans engage.

Just like bowling or going to the firing range.


You are correct. When I go to the firing range I am engaging in an activity directly analogous to engaging in homosexual sex.

Similarly, when I engage in homosexual sex, I am engaging in an activity directly analogous to engaging in homosexual sex.
 
2013-02-07 11:55:45 PM
Being gay vs heroin: either way, you're going to end up sucking dick.
 
2013-02-07 11:57:23 PM

Godscrack: Guys like this are usually attracted to homeless black she-males with enormous penises and double jointed hips.


Yeah, there's no doubt that this guy takes it in the pooper.
 
2013-02-07 11:58:12 PM

Confabulat: The funny thing is, there are still Republicans who think this is a good strategy to get votes, instead of being mocked by decent Americans. When are they going to catch on? I'm guessing by 2014.


Yeah, but right now the pre-'14 GOP purge is about getting rid of the Paleocons (the religious nutjobs) and getting back to their Bush-era roots, the Neocons (the unrestrained capitalism nutjobs).  It's progress, of a sort...like a blind person smacking his nose on a wall and taking a step back, realizing he went to far.
 
2013-02-08 12:06:56 AM
"Tennessee State Senator Stacey Campfield (R-idiculous) goes full stupid, compares being gay to shooting up heroin"


What a homo
 
2013-02-08 12:10:20 AM
Campfield's proposed law would prohibit pre-K through eight-grade students from being taught any material that was "inconsistent with natural human reproduction," such as homosexuality. He said the issue was inappropriate for children.
Someone better not tell him that pre-K through at least 5th grade already don't get sex-ed at all anyway. It would really f*ck with his worldview.
 
2013-02-08 12:11:05 AM

Dimensio: Fart_Machine: Dimensio: The comparison is not entirely baseless. Performing same-sex sexual acts and injection of heroin are both actions in which some humans engage.

Just like bowling or going to the firing range.

You are correct. When I go to the firing range I am engaging in an activity directly analogous to engaging in homosexual sex.

Similarly, when I engage in homosexual sex, I am engaging in an activity directly analogous to engaging in homosexual sex.


Careful with that. Last time I did that I had powder burns on my rectum for weeks.

/damn near killed me
 
2013-02-08 12:11:30 AM

Fluorescent Testicle: Victorian euphemism? Hell, my flaming but permanently closeted uncle still calls himself that.


I've got an 76 year old uncle like that. He was married to a woman over 40 years ago and she came out soon after they divorced, but he's still living in the closet. I suppose they gave each other cover during that time since they were both gay. They have two great adult children together as well. Hell, he has lived with 3 or 4 different men through the years but he still thinks he's hiding it. From whom I don't know. My aunt has been with the same woman for almost 40 years and should be an inspiration to him for what he's missing not coming out. Growing up in a conservative family he just continues to pretend that he's not gay though. The entire family has known about him forever and is ok with it but him being a Baptist preacher he refuses to admit it to anyone. Especially himself. I last saw him 4 years ago during Christmas and he was with someone new again. He's a great guy but I'm sure he's got some conflicted feeling going on inside. For his sake I hope he get's them resolved before he dies because no one deserves to live in the shadows like he has.
 
2013-02-08 12:13:38 AM

fusillade762: davidphogan: fusillade762: Campfield said AIDS was such large problem in Africa because sodomy was more prevalent in that part of the world.

[Citation needed]

What is it with lieberals and their obsession with facts? Don't you know that Jesus hated gays and anyone else who challenged the dominant belief structure of the place and times he lived in. Do you think he would have tolerated hookers, queers, junkies, drunks and other degenerates hanging out around him.

He wasn't some lieberal activist out to change the world and force his beliefs on people.

I think that creationist guy is rubbing off on you.


I charge creationists extra to rub one off on me.
 
2013-02-08 12:19:22 AM

Old enough to know better: Friend or not, my respect for a person goes right in the crapper if I find out they're a GOP supporter.


I feel the same way. Any person who votes for a Republican is no friend of mine, and they will not get my respect as a fellow American. I consider Republicans to be enemies of the state, decency, and modern intellect. They are the worst part of America, and I'm glad they easily label themselves for my derision.
 
2013-02-08 12:19:55 AM

draa: Fluorescent Testicle: Victorian euphemism? Hell, my flaming but permanently closeted uncle still calls himself that.

I've got an 76 year old uncle like that. He was married to a woman over 40 years ago and she came out soon after they divorced, but he's still living in the closet. I suppose they gave each other cover during that time since they were both gay. They have two great adult children together as well. Hell, he has lived with 3 or 4 different men through the years but he still thinks he's hiding it. From whom I don't know. My aunt has been with the same woman for almost 40 years and should be an inspiration to him for what he's missing not coming out. Growing up in a conservative family he just continues to pretend that he's not gay though. The entire family has known about him forever and is ok with it but him being a Baptist preacher he refuses to admit it to anyone. Especially himself. I last saw him 4 years ago during Christmas and he was with someone new again. He's a great guy but I'm sure he's got some conflicted feeling going on inside. For his sake I hope he get's them resolved before he dies because no one deserves to live in the shadows like he has.


God, I can't even begin to fathom living with that kind of shame. I mean, worst case scenario, how do you not just move the hell away from anybody you ever knew, and start a new life as the person you want to be? That's the nuclear option, of course, but if your friends and family wouldn't accept you anyway, then they can just go blow goats for all I care.
 
2013-02-08 12:23:03 AM

Gyrfalcon: Campfield's proposed law would prohibit pre-K through eight-grade students from being taught any material that was "inconsistent with natural human reproduction," such as homosexuality. He said the issue was inappropriate for children.
Someone better not tell him that pre-K through at least 5th grade already don't get sex-ed at all anyway. It would really f*ck with his worldview.


Plus, the law also means nobody mentions In Vitro fertilization, contraception, immaculate conception, Octomom, or a whole bunch of other stuff.
Or, since two guys having buttsex has nothing to do with reproduction, you could argue this law doesn't apply.  They aren't doing it to reproduce and they don't expect pregnancy might be an accidental outcome.  So talk about buttsex and clamsmacking all you want - it's not reproductive activity!
 
2013-02-08 12:24:03 AM
I'm becoming convinced that 'conservatives' heads are filled with spiders and rotten bananas
 
2013-02-08 12:31:30 AM

Dimensio: Fart_Machine: Dimensio: The comparison is not entirely baseless. Performing same-sex sexual acts and injection of heroin are both actions in which some humans engage.

Just like bowling or going to the firing range.

You are correct. When I go to the firing range I am engaging in an activity directly analogous to engaging in homosexual sex.

Similarly, when I engage in homosexual sex, I am engaging in an activity directly analogous to engaging in homosexual sex.


Why not?  You just stated that engaging in homosexual sex and injecting heroin are perfectly OK to compare to each other because they're actions in which some humans engage.  Some humans also engage in bowling and going to the firing range.  What you mean you don't like those comparisons?
 
2013-02-08 12:34:34 AM
Lesbians have some of the lowest STI rates of any group, so does that make it okay to talk about lesbianism?

It's funny. All these people who rant about homosexuality almost never mention lesbians, or the fact that a great many gay men don't engage in anal sex. To them, gayness is nothing but some kind of never ending bareback ass-orgy, and they can't stop thinking about it.

Seriously, these people are sick freaks. They can't stop obsessing over anal sex between men other than themselves. Who does that?

The problem isn't gay men having anal sex, you weirdos. The problem is the fact that the male reproductive act is an excellent vector for disease. Guys run around, literally shooting DNA and bodily fluids at things. That's the problem, and we have solutions for it already. If you could only encourage people to practice safe sex rather than live in denial of their fundamental natures then maybe we could make some damn progress.

Sick, obsessed, Puritan little shiats.
 
2013-02-08 12:34:47 AM

GAT_00: God I hate this fark.  He's a perfect Republican.


On this one thing ...we agree.
 
2013-02-08 12:41:59 AM

GhostFish: If you could only encourage people to practice safe sex rather than live in denial of their fundamental natures then maybe we could make some damn progress.


Funny how "fundamental" with regard to religion is good and proper and the best thing you can possibly be, but "fundamental" with regard to nature is base and evil and you're going to hell.
 
2013-02-08 12:45:42 AM
Host: "Do you believe in sex education?"

(R)-Tard: "If you can show me where it works"

Jesus. farking. Christ.

That is all.
 
2013-02-08 12:54:43 AM

drjekel_mrhyde: FloydA: I'd bet a fiver that he's got at least a couple of gigs of Bailey Jay galleries on his laptop right now.

What's wrong with drinking Baileys?


Nothing, nothing at all if that's your thing.

i1091.photobucket.com
Whatever floats yer boat I guess.
/NTTAWWT
 
2013-02-08 12:58:42 AM

FloydA: encyclopediaplushuman: I've got 8 months until he's found with a boyfriend/gay stripper. What's your bet?

I'd bet a fiver that he's got at least a couple of gigs of Bailey Jay galleries on his laptop right now.


Oh, no. This guy's totally into Tom of Finland.
 
2013-02-08 01:01:16 AM
I'll bet the children this clown is hiding behing, er, I mean trying to protect, know more about sex than this control-happy puritan.
 
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