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(Daily Mail)   I don't want to say he's a Siberian cult leader...but, he's a Siberian cult leader   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 60
    More: Sick, Sirius, Siberian, Russian Konstantin Rudnev, cults, Serbian, collapse of the Soviet Union, Red Army, drug traffickers  
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2013-02-07 06:10:30 PM  
i.dailymail.co.uk
also, aliens...
 
2013-02-07 06:21:46 PM  
♫  You're gonna have to Serb somebody... ♫
 
2013-02-07 08:43:52 PM  
Raël?

*clicks*

Huh.
 
2013-02-07 09:26:43 PM  
As long as he doesn't make a Serbian film.
 
2013-02-07 09:32:46 PM  
Um...I don't want to say he's a Serbian cult leader either...BECAUSE HE'S SIBERIAN.
 
2013-02-07 09:34:04 PM  

Outlawtsar: HE'S SIBERIAN.


Then take him to..... Detroit!
 
2013-02-07 09:34:34 PM  

davidphogan: As long as he doesn't make a Serbian film.


Even reading the Wikipedia article about that movie bruised my soul.
 
2013-02-07 09:35:11 PM  
Serbian Siberian.
 
2013-02-07 09:36:02 PM  
i.dailymail.co.uk
why so Sirius?
 
2013-02-07 09:38:41 PM  

UsikFark: Serbian Siberian.



fixed.
 
2013-02-07 09:38:54 PM  
i.dailymail.co.uk

24.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-02-07 09:40:46 PM  
actually subbytard.. you can most definitely say he is not Serbian since he is freaking Siberian.
 
2013-02-07 09:41:38 PM  

"Rudnev claims to his followers that he was sent to Earth to enlighten mankind, drawing up his own bizarre teachings called 'The Way of a Fool' which mocked traditional views of family life, study and work. "


Everybody plays the fool sometimes. There's no exception to the rule.

 
2013-02-07 09:41:53 PM  
Send the farker to Black Dolphin.
 
2013-02-07 09:42:20 PM  
alien god from the star Sirius

Ive been thinking about a new fark handle......
 
2013-02-07 09:46:12 PM  

SuperNinjaToad: actually subbytard.. you can most definitely say he is not Serbian since he is freaking Siberian.


my bad. still, not really crucial to the joke.
 
2013-02-07 09:46:32 PM  
30000 people bought into that crap?
 
2013-02-07 09:49:15 PM  

UsikFark: UsikFark: Serbian Siberian.


fixed.


Sirian Serbian Siberian.
 
2013-02-07 09:49:40 PM  
i.dailymail.co.uk i2.kym-cdn.com
 
2013-02-07 09:50:04 PM  
Seems legit...
 
spr
2013-02-07 09:51:22 PM  
i dunno, sounds like half the camps at burning man.   I like this guy.
 
2013-02-07 10:00:51 PM  

The All-Powerful Atheismo: UsikFark: UsikFark: Serbian Siberian.


fixed.


Sirian Serbian Siberian.


I was trying to make a relational statement but FARK chewed it up twice. Serbian < > Siberian

 
2013-02-07 10:12:21 PM  
i.dailymail.co.uk

Why so Sirius?
 
j4x
2013-02-07 10:12:44 PM  
Is this the guy Vice did a documentary on?
 
2013-02-07 10:17:04 PM  
Well, since it's Siberia, they can make cool freezy-pops out of their kool-aid when it's time for the mass suicides!
 
2013-02-07 10:28:40 PM  
Ritual rape? That's not okay. I invoke the spirit of Sun Ra and his full arkestra to kick his pasty Siberian ass. Cosmically of course.
 
2013-02-07 10:34:07 PM  
i.dailymail.co.uk

That fish was this big!
 
2013-02-07 10:40:18 PM  
He may be one sick f*ck, but he's a successful sick f*ck. By the age of 45, he has 30,000 people, all between 14 and 30, who have joined his orgy cult?  Jesus.
 
2013-02-07 10:41:06 PM  
i.dailymail.co.uk
upload.wikimedia.org
 
2013-02-07 10:41:57 PM  
gotta look for love anywhere you are
 
2013-02-07 10:53:36 PM  
Oh my. Guess I'll just tear up my membership card right now.

/gonna sure miss the ritual orgies.
 
2013-02-07 11:01:35 PM  
How the hell does someone get away with something like this?

and what's his secret?
 
2013-02-07 11:03:35 PM  
There's only one true Siberian cult leader, and she is called...

3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-02-07 11:15:12 PM  

Gilligann: How the hell does someone get away with something like this?

and what's his secret?


Yes! You know what it is, don't you boy? Shall I tell you? It's the least I can do. Steel isn't strong, boy, flesh is stronger! Look around you. There, on the rocks; a beautiful girl. Come to me, my child..
: That is strength, boy! That is power! What is steel compared to the hand that wields it? Look at the strength in your body, the desire in your heart, I gave you this! Such a waste. Contemplate this on the tree of woe. Crucify him!
 
2013-02-07 11:21:50 PM  
Oh Russia, you and your crazy cult leaders! Nothing like that over here:

www.conspiracyplanet.com...

/hotter than a hell full of homos
 
2013-02-07 11:22:27 PM  
Raelly? Raelly?
 
2013-02-07 11:28:18 PM  

imagonyx123: There's only one true Siberian cult leader, and she is called...

[3.bp.blogspot.com image 280x400]



Let's see.....big busted blonde,male and female prisoners,S&M.
Now I'm to off see if Netflix has this.
I get so many tips from FARK.
 
2013-02-07 11:28:32 PM  
maybe one day a huge wave of common sense will wash over all of mankind. then we can burn all the holy books & ritual toys and put the 'holy' buildings to good use. house the homeless and give the mentally ill a place to be helped, warm and safe.
 
2013-02-07 11:29:56 PM  
How do they expect to keep him behind bars when said bars are made of balsa wood?
 
2013-02-07 11:30:32 PM  
media.comicvine.com

IMMA CHARGIN MAY FORCE LIGHTNIN!!
 
2013-02-07 11:33:02 PM  

sweet-daddy-2: imagonyx123: There's only one true Siberian cult leader, and she is called...

[3.bp.blogspot.com image 280x400]


Let's see.....big busted blonde,male and female prisoners,S&M.
Now I'm to off see if Netflix has this.
I get so many tips from FARK.


Ilsa: she-wolf of the SS is classic.

/obscure 70's Italian nazislpoitation films are entertaining.  Bad, but good.
//SS Hellcamp is the best.
 
2013-02-07 11:42:33 PM  
People look to Sirius. Dogs cry for the moon. But those connections are mysterious. It seems to me while it's true that every dog will have his day, when all the bones are buried there is barely time to go outside and play...

He got 77 dog years, though...
 
2013-02-08 12:11:02 AM  
 
2013-02-08 12:48:51 AM  

skinink: "Rudnev claims to his followers that he was sent to Earth to enlighten mankind, drawing up his own bizarre teachings called 'The Way of a Fool' which mocked traditional views of family life, study and work. "
Everybody plays the fool sometimes. There's no exception to the rule.


You know the words?!?  I didn't think anyone on fark would know the words. Even if you're old enuf to know the song, you'd forget the words.

+1 for  you
 
2013-02-08 12:49:46 AM  
"Predator: Rudnev's cult Ashram Shambala had over 30,000 followers devoted to his teachings which saw them cut all ties with their families and take part in drugs trafficking and sex orgies"

Ohhhh, SEX orgies...

/Why such a light sentence?!
//Siberia is TEN PERCENT of the Earth's land surface...crazy.
///The more you know.
 
2013-02-08 01:06:12 AM  
"He was also convicted of creating a religious organisation infringing on people's personalities and rights."

Jesus.
 
2013-02-08 01:13:22 AM  

some_beer_drinker: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x721]
also, aliens...


Man, he even looks like that assclown:

24.media.tumblr.com

i.dailymail.co.uk
 
2013-02-08 01:17:26 AM  

Oznog: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x721] [i2.kym-cdn.com image 769x595]


Betelguesian over here
 
2013-02-08 01:20:46 AM  
Where the hell are my sheep-like followers? I have got to gets me some sheep-like followers.
 
2013-02-08 01:33:36 AM  
i.dailymail.co.uk

c481901.r1.cf2.rackcdn.com


Also...

i.dailymail.co.uk

media.nbcconnecticut.com


/Bless you
 
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