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(New York Daily News)   Cops have a hell of a time trying to catch a goat that went rogue in Brooklyn until a African herder comes to the rescue   (nydailynews.com) divider line 86
    More: Amusing, Ndiaye Seydou, West African, Seydou, goats, goat herders, parking lots, West African herder  
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2013-02-07 05:54:24 PM
Yippee! Goat!
 
2013-02-07 08:50:23 PM
Surprised they just didn't shoot it.
 
2013-02-07 09:04:44 PM
See? This is why we should encourage and appreciate immigration and and immigrants.
 
2013-02-07 09:04:46 PM

feckingmorons: Yippee! Goat!


Goat roti for everyone!
 
2013-02-07 09:48:54 PM
This is why you need laxer gun and drug laws.

If one could roll down broadway with a loaded tranq rifle over their shoulder as part of an elaborate Australian game warden turned bounty hunter cosplay called "The Crook Hunter" they'd have been Johnny on the spot in a goat outbreak.
 
2013-02-07 10:06:02 PM
Did they offer the goat Doritos? :P
 
2013-02-07 10:13:18 PM
Seriously what is up with goat eyes?3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-02-07 10:35:49 PM

IgG4: Seriously what is up with goat eyes?[3.bp.blogspot.com image 850x575]


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2013-02-07 11:24:26 PM

fusillade762: Surprised they just didn't shoot it.


I assumed they did when I read "Cops finally corral goat and send him to a farm upstate".
 
2013-02-07 11:25:04 PM
Wow.....in all reality, what were the odds that the parking lot attendant had the exact skill set needed in that exact situation.
 
2013-02-07 11:25:16 PM
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2013-02-07 11:25:44 PM
Yay, goat thread!!
 
2013-02-07 11:26:02 PM

IgG4: Seriously what is up with goat eyes?[3.bp.blogspot.com image 850x575]


Horizontal slit-shaped pupils give the animal increased peripheral depth perception, as well as increasing their ability to freak me the fark out.
 
2013-02-07 11:27:07 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2013-02-07 11:29:12 PM

fusillade762: Surprised they just didn't shoot it.


It's not like they were in Oakland.
Brooklyn is a respectable city.
 
2013-02-07 11:29:47 PM
"Goat and Herder," soon to a be another cop drama from the producers of Law & Order.
 
2013-02-07 11:29:52 PM
Yay yodelay yodelayhehoo!
 
2013-02-07 11:30:28 PM
Who knew.  Every time I called our African parking attendant a goat-herding son of a goat-herder, I just figured I was being racist.
 
2013-02-07 11:30:42 PM
Just tell me you didn't love me when you thought I was a goat herder, and I will never bother you again.
 
2013-02-07 11:31:27 PM
Throw a 4x8 sheet of plywood on the top of a  blackberry bush to act as a platform. Add goat. Somewhat of a natural solution to overgrowth.
 
2013-02-07 11:32:14 PM
always happy to help!

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2013-02-07 11:33:19 PM

fusillade762: Surprised they just didn't shoot it.


they would have, but it was white.
 
2013-02-07 11:35:47 PM

fusillade762: Surprised they just didn't shoot  fark it with a baton.

 
2013-02-07 11:38:01 PM
Goat say what?
 
2013-02-07 11:38:12 PM
Herder: "Leave goat herding to the professionals."
Cop: "Mind if I use that line in my next Western?"

/got nuthin'
//GIS is my friend
 
2013-02-07 11:41:33 PM

A Drunken Clam: Wow.....in all reality, what were the odds that the parking lot attendant had the exact skill set needed in that exact situation.


No kidding! (pun intended)
It wasn't like it was an escaped llama and Mr. Seydou was like, "Well, it's similar to a goat so I guess I could put my goat wrangling skills to use." It was a goat! He's been training for this his whole life! Except for those years when he was parking cars, I guess.
 
2013-02-07 11:41:45 PM
To be fair, almost nobody without professional training can catch a goat. Those little farkers are clever, mean and sneaky. Really, the only two options are either to kill them, or let them go.
 
2013-02-07 11:41:51 PM
They called in the President?

/I keed
//Surprised no one said that before me
 
2013-02-07 11:45:53 PM
Maybe he can find ex-cops in the mountains of Southern California.
 
2013-02-07 11:48:25 PM

IgG4: Seriously what is up with goat eyes?


I've been to goat races in Pennsyltucky at a beer festival, they are a weird bunch.
 
2013-02-07 11:49:27 PM

IgG4: Seriously what is up with goat eyes?


Sheep go to Heaven, goats go to hell.
 
2013-02-07 11:51:08 PM
So... I have a tradition where I get tickets for TSO for the top students in my various classes.  A few years ago, during the start of winter break, I try to pull up to the house of a 9th grader.  As I'm driving down the dead-end street, I see a white tuft of fur staring me down... then charging.  Seems the family was going to have Christmas goat.  Unfortunately, it had gotten loose.  And it decided to play "chicken" with my car.  Fortunately, it was smart enough to veer off at the last second.  Then again, in my PT Cruiser, I might have lost.

The family runs out, and apologizes profusely, while leashing the very non-cooperative goat.  They actually invite me over for Christmas dinner, but I had plans.  (I have since had goat, and it was an interesting flavor, though a bit gamey.)  As we are walking away from the goat, the goat decides to take one more run at me, and charges me hard.  But this time, the leash holds up.

You know that dog that chases Foghorn Leghorn?  You know how stupid the dog looks when it reaches the end of its leash?  Just replace the dog yelp with a goat bleat, and that was pretty much the whole scene.

Stupid goat.
 
2013-02-07 11:51:44 PM
Bedfory-Stuy? Alone? He might be crazy.
 
2013-02-07 11:52:35 PM
Probably made him homesick. Tomorrow... back to parking lot attendant. Fark.
 
2013-02-07 11:53:19 PM
Wait, we're still herding Africans?

I thought the Civil War put an end to that.
 
2013-02-07 11:53:58 PM
It's all about relying on the proper expert for the job.

When you want to capture a goat  you call a goat herder.

Police skills are better suited to racial profiling and collecting bribes.
 
2013-02-07 11:54:07 PM

InternetSecurityGuard: Bedfory-Stuy? Alone? He might be crazy.


It just may have been a lunatic they were lookin for..
 
2013-02-07 11:54:25 PM

IgG4: Seriously what is up with goat eyes?[3.bp.blogspot.com image 850x575]


Horses too
www.fauxfarmgirl.com
I think it allows them a wider field of view. Being prey animals for the larger predators.
 
2013-02-07 11:58:21 PM
Paganistic typing detected
 
2013-02-08 12:01:07 AM

thorthor: InternetSecurityGuard: Bedfory-Stuy? Alone? He might be crazy.

It just may have been a lunatic they were lookin for..


You make the rice... I'll make the gravy.
 
2013-02-08 12:03:07 AM
I think they did this totally wrong. They should have shot it through the heart.

And then had DELICIOUS goat burgers. It's a crime for them NOT to have had them.

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2013-02-08 12:03:37 AM

pizen: feckingmorons: Yippee! Goat!

Goat roti for everyone!


Can I have some goat rogan josh instead?
 
2013-02-08 12:03:47 AM
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2013-02-08 12:06:01 AM
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2013-02-08 12:06:59 AM

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Wilford Brimley?! Is that you?!
 
2013-02-08 12:11:37 AM

BronyMedic: Kevin72: Brooklyn. Calls for a rare true photo of Kevin72. Wearing a retro Brooklyn Dodgers tshirt, Jackie Robinson's name and number on back. After finishing a 10K race

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Wilford Brimley?! Is that you?!


And wheres the goat? I am dissapoint.
 
2013-02-08 12:14:37 AM
Wildebeest eyes i.imgur.com
 
2013-02-08 12:20:15 AM

Gyrfalcon: To be fair, almost nobody without professional training can catch a goat. Those little farkers are clever, mean and sneaky. Really, the only two options are either to kill them, or let them go.


My landlord raises goats, and his (Boers and Spanish) are damn sneaky -- but very food-oriented. His goats move as a pack whenever they sneak out of the fence, so he rounds them up by driving around his tactical golf cart, cussing and shaking a bucket of feed at 'em.

/It's baby goat season here. Dozens of new kids on the block, several sets of twins and they're all ridiculously cute.
 
2013-02-08 12:21:34 AM
An,  submitter.
 
2013-02-08 12:22:30 AM

Gyrfalcon: To be fair, almost nobody without professional training can catch a goat. Those little farkers are clever, mean and sneaky. Really, the only two options are either to kill them, or let them go.



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