vudukungfu: Ryker's Peninsula: When I'm on a first date, I can usually tell within 60 seconds whether we're going to have consensual sex or not.Either the chloroform works or it don't.
theMagni: How old?
lack of warmth: After reading this, I now hate the journalist more than the gun welding thief which I really wish has his balls eaten off by ants, for messing with a kid. Makes me miss the really short articles that leave you feeling like they aren't telling you everything. Go ahead, over analyze that.
Atomic Spunk: I don't have time to go next door and steal an XBox. I'm usually too busy wiping off fingerprints and using bleach to eliminate any traces of my DNA.
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