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(   After a first date, a true gentleman never expects a kiss...or tries to steal an Xbox from the neighbor's kid at gunpoint   ( divider line
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3243 clicks; posted to Main » on 07 Feb 2013 at 7:10 PM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-02-07 07:36:31 PM  
2 votes:
What if I just get a kiss from the neighbor's kid?
2013-02-07 08:38:32 PM  
1 vote:

vudukungfu: Ryker's Peninsula: When I'm on a first date, I can usually tell within 60 seconds whether we're going to have consensual sex or not.

Either the chloroform works or it don't.

Nah, flop out your cock and state it isn't going to suck itself.
2013-02-07 08:14:09 PM  
1 vote:
This is the kind of dude you meet online and go on dates with?

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Mother of God, you didn't need to waste the bandwith on this type of guy, you can drive to the nearest bad area and just flag down the first one you see.
2013-02-07 07:44:44 PM  
1 vote:

theMagni: How old?

Early forties, why?
2013-02-07 07:40:24 PM  
1 vote:
FTFA: Even if you're one of those XBox Live players that screams profanities and talks trash after the match is over, we'd still much rather have you on this planet than that piece of human garbage who robbed you.

eehhhh, maybe ...
2013-02-07 07:37:47 PM  
1 vote:

lack of warmth: After reading this, I now hate the journalist more than the gun welding thief which I really wish has his balls eaten off by ants, for messing with a kid.  Makes me miss the really short articles that leave you feeling like they aren't telling you everything.  Go ahead, over analyze that.

The paper is named the "Rambling Beach Cat" and this would lead you to expect a Pulitzer?
2013-02-07 07:20:26 PM  
1 vote:

Atomic Spunk: I don't have time to go next door and steal an XBox. I'm usually too busy wiping off fingerprints and using bleach to eliminate any traces of my DNA.

Ain't nobody got time for that!
2013-02-07 07:19:48 PM  
1 vote:
WTF am I reading?
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