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(RamblingBeachCat.com)   After a first date, a true gentleman never expects a kiss...or tries to steal an Xbox from the neighbor's kid at gunpoint   (ramblingbeachcat.com) divider line 36
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2013-02-07 06:09:22 PM
After reading this, I now hate the journalist more than the gun welding thief which I really wish has his balls eaten off by ants, for messing with a kid.  Makes me miss the really short articles that leave you feeling like they aren't telling you everything.  Go ahead, over analyze that.
 
2013-02-07 06:11:15 PM
And like any real gentleman he brought a gun along on the date.
 
2013-02-07 07:13:26 PM
www.starmoviesasia.tv
 
2013-02-07 07:15:57 PM
I don't have time to go next door and steal an XBox. I'm usually too busy wiping off fingerprints and using bleach to eliminate any traces of my DNA.
 
2013-02-07 07:19:48 PM
WTF am I reading?
 
2013-02-07 07:20:26 PM

Atomic Spunk: I don't have time to go next door and steal an XBox. I'm usually too busy wiping off fingerprints and using bleach to eliminate any traces of my DNA.


Ain't nobody got time for that!
 
2013-02-07 07:24:42 PM
The True Gentleman is the man whose conduct proceeds from good will and an acute.....

Wait, what?

/forever etched into my brain.
 
2013-02-07 07:30:52 PM
Why is this written like a Cracked article? Is this an excerpt from some list of farked-up things people have done on dates?
 
2013-02-07 07:36:31 PM
What if I just get a kiss from the neighbor's kid?
 
2013-02-07 07:37:47 PM

lack of warmth: After reading this, I now hate the journalist more than the gun welding thief which I really wish has his balls eaten off by ants, for messing with a kid.  Makes me miss the really short articles that leave you feeling like they aren't telling you everything.  Go ahead, over analyze that.


The paper is named the "Rambling Beach Cat" and this would lead you to expect a Pulitzer?
 
2013-02-07 07:40:24 PM
FTFA: Even if you're one of those XBox Live players that screams profanities and talks trash after the match is over, we'd still much rather have you on this planet than that piece of human garbage who robbed you.

eehhhh, maybe ...
 
2013-02-07 07:41:19 PM

ThrobblefootSpectre: What if I just get a kiss from the neighbor's kid?


How old?
 
2013-02-07 07:44:44 PM

theMagni: How old?


Early forties, why?
 
2013-02-07 07:46:23 PM
I always thought a true Gentleman held his weight on his elbows.
 
2013-02-07 07:48:27 PM
rlv.zcache.co.uk
/hot!
//unlike yon cad
///slashies!!
 
2013-02-07 07:49:58 PM
Profiling!!! They later interviewed his grandmammy who swears they have the wrong guy and proclaimed him a 'goot boy'.
 
2013-02-07 07:51:03 PM
Knowing what I know about xbox live, taking an xbox away from a kid is doing the world a favour.
 
2013-02-07 08:09:40 PM
Expects a kiss, no.

Tries for a kiss, you better believe it.
 
2013-02-07 08:14:09 PM
This is the kind of dude you meet online and go on dates with?

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Mother of God, you didn't need to waste the bandwith on this type of guy, you can drive to the nearest bad area and just flag down the first one you see.
 
2013-02-07 08:23:04 PM

skinink: This is the kind of dude you meet online and go on dates with?

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Mother of God, you didn't need to waste the bandwith on this type of guy, you can drive to the nearest bad area and just flag down the first one you see.


Hella racist and funny as hell(a).
 
2013-02-07 08:26:10 PM

skinink: This is the kind of dude you meet online and go on dates with?

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Mother of God, you didn't need to waste the bandwith on this type of guy, you can drive to the nearest bad area and just flag down the first one you see.


Are we sure she voluntarily went with him?  I know I am not the only one who hopes she didn't, but glad she got away safely.
 
2013-02-07 08:28:52 PM
When I'm on a first date, I can usually tell within 60 seconds whether we're going to have consensual sex or not.
 
2013-02-07 08:31:04 PM

Ryker's Peninsula: When I'm on a first date, I can usually tell within 60 seconds whether we're going to have consensual sex or not.


Either the chloroform works or it don't.
 
2013-02-07 08:38:32 PM

vudukungfu: Ryker's Peninsula: When I'm on a first date, I can usually tell within 60 seconds whether we're going to have consensual sex or not.

Either the chloroform works or it don't.


Nah, flop out your cock and state it isn't going to suck itself.
 
2013-02-07 09:01:14 PM
Didn't get any play on his date...
 
2013-02-07 09:27:04 PM

zinny: Didn't get any play on his date...


Guess not, since he clearly never planned on coming back to the neighborhood.
 
2013-02-07 09:41:11 PM
Why would he even do such a thing?!

He simply could have just x,o,y,L1,x,L1,L1,L1,o,x.

/great, now I'm trolling gamers
 
2013-02-07 09:55:43 PM
Give a guy a break, he's still learning how to be a true gentleman.

images2.wikia.nocookie.net
Hotlinked like ... a really hot potato (dammit I'm terrible at these)
 
2013-02-07 10:30:32 PM
Ryker's Peninsula: When I'm on a first date, I can usually tell within 60 seconds whether we're going to have consensual sex or not.

You sound female.
 
2013-02-07 11:52:30 PM
www.iconsoffright.com
 
2013-02-08 12:28:03 AM
A first date should be limited to polite conversation.
On the second date you can try to snatch a kiss.
If things go well on the third date, you might kiss a...
 
2013-02-08 12:52:55 AM
He spent a few bucks on the date.  He was going to get something for it.
 
2013-02-08 12:57:17 AM

Ivo Shandor: A first date should be limited to polite conversation.
On the second date you can try to snatch a kiss.
If things go well on the third date, you might kiss a...


Ooh! Ooh! I know this one!!!!

Vagina!!!

Right? Kinda like...oh...oh I see where you were going....

/whyyesihavebeendrinking, thank you!
 
2013-02-08 01:27:33 AM

lack of warmth: gun welding thief


Now I'm imagining a guy with a ski mask and a portable blowtorch.
 
2013-02-08 02:35:09 AM
Wash yourself, sir.
 
2013-02-08 08:16:28 AM
*Looks at mugshot*

/yep
 
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