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2013-02-07 04:51:17 PM  
Now the hello dog meme makes perfect sense.
 
2013-02-07 05:03:04 PM  
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2013-02-07 05:04:06 PM  
What's amazing is that people still manage to butt dial even with a smartphone that has a touchscreen... Not often, but my stepson and wife have both done it.
 
2013-02-07 05:05:43 PM  
cdn.bitrebels.netdna-cdn.com
 
2013-02-07 05:07:12 PM  
A buddy of mine got butt dialed by a mutual friend of ours. I have no idea how, but he listened to him begging his wife for anal sex. I (me being me of course) asked if he listened the whole time and maybe fapped, he didn't and hung up.
 
2013-02-07 05:08:15 PM  
I butt dialed my kid's preschool this morning. Luckily it wasn't a "shut up and get your farking shoes on!!" kind of morning, so his teacher doesn't think any less of me.
 
2013-02-07 05:09:48 PM  
Maybe I'm old, or just plain misunderstanding this, but is butt dialling a prank call, our accidentally calling somebody with a phone while it's in your ass/crotch pocket?

/not really old, just feel that way from hating most new music
//crotchety
 
2013-02-07 05:11:04 PM  
Nothing is worse than looking down at your phone and seeing that there is a call in progress that you did not intend to make.

Who did I call?!?!?!
How long were they on the phone?!?!?!?!
WHAT DID THEY HEAR!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
 
2013-02-07 05:11:43 PM  
There's no time to explain.
 
2013-02-07 05:11:57 PM  
Who was that on the phone?
Just another asshole.
 
2013-02-07 05:12:25 PM  

No Time To Explain: Maybe I'm old, or just plain misunderstanding this, but is butt dialling a prank call, our accidentally calling somebody with a phone while it's in your ass/crotch pocket?

/not really old, just feel that way from hating most new music
//crotchety


You're doing fine, cuz you figured it out all on your own.

/I don't butt dial because I have a clip on phone holder thingy for my waistband if I'm not carrying a backpack or handbag
 
2013-02-07 05:13:42 PM  
I was once pocket dialed by my parents while they were at a movie. Took me a moment to realize the shooting and explosions wasn't real. Curiously, they are from Victoria too.
 
2013-02-07 05:15:14 PM  
"Hello, this is what what."
 
2013-02-07 05:16:18 PM  
When Butz talk, people listen.
1.bp.blogspot.com
/unfortunately for him
 
2013-02-07 05:16:59 PM  

Herb Utsmelz: [cdn.bitrebels.netdna-cdn.com image 625x623]




s3-ak.buzzfeed.com
 
2013-02-07 05:17:02 PM  
farm9.staticflickr.com
 
2013-02-07 05:17:31 PM  
waaaaaazzzzzzzuuuuuuppppp!!
 
2013-02-07 05:17:40 PM  
A female friend a while back butt dialed her dad while she and her boyfriend were getting frisky.  His answering machine recorded part of their love-session.  What a nightmare.
 
2013-02-07 05:18:03 PM  
Thank god it wasn't Mr. Goatse. That guy has a big mouth.
 
2013-02-07 05:20:49 PM  
i47.photobucket.com
 
2013-02-07 05:21:08 PM  

Mikey1969: What's amazing is that people still manage to butt dial even with a smartphone that has a touchscreen... Not often, but my stepson and wife have both done it.


Butt Dialing is a sign that you do not have the skill to use the phone you bought properly.
Seriously, If you keep the phone in your pocket, you need something to prevent it from dialing accidentally. The first thing I did with my last 2 phones was set a security pin, as a locked phoen will not accidentally dial someone.  If you can not do this, or use some sort of dial preventing case, you need to stay with a flip-phone
 
2013-02-07 05:21:48 PM  
 
2013-02-07 05:26:35 PM  

Begoggle: [3.bp.blogspot.com image 500x409]

 
2013-02-07 05:27:30 PM  

sjmcc13: Mikey1969: What's amazing is that people still manage to butt dial even with a smartphone that has a touchscreen... Not often, but my stepson and wife have both done it.

Butt Dialing is a sign that you do not have the skill to use the phone you bought properly.
Seriously, If you keep the phone in your pocket, you need something to prevent it from dialing accidentally. The first thing I did with my last 2 phones was set a security pin, as a locked phoen will not accidentally dial someone.  If you can not do this, or use some sort of dial preventing case, you need to stay with a flip-phone


The point was that you shouldn't be able to butt dial with a capacitive screen phone in your pocket, period. Sorry if I was unclear on that.
 
2013-02-07 05:27:53 PM  

sjmcc13: Mikey1969: What's amazing is that people still manage to butt dial even with a smartphone that has a touchscreen... Not often, but my stepson and wife have both done it.

Butt Dialing is a sign that you do not have the skill to use the phone you bought properly.
Seriously, If you keep the phone in your pocket, you need something to prevent it from dialing accidentally. The first thing I did with my last 2 phones was set a security pin, as a locked phoen will not accidentally dial someone.  If you can not do this, or use some sort of dial preventing case, you need to stay with a flip-phone


that's great and everything except that the lock screen has an emergency call button my ass has called several times
 
2013-02-07 05:28:46 PM  
The call is coming from INSIDE THE BUTT.
 
2013-02-07 05:28:48 PM  

miscreant: Begoggle: [3.bp.blogspot.com image 500x409]


Too big?! Fark! Why didn't you warn me?

Linky
 
2013-02-07 05:31:11 PM  
Don't think this is going to happen to me unless my butt can enter my password, swipe the button open and then launch the phone app, open contacts and choose somebody
 
2013-02-07 05:31:46 PM  

Meez: Don't think this is going to happen to me unless my butt can enter my password, swipe the button open and then launch the phone app, open contacts and choose somebody


Well, maybe you're a smartass.
 
2013-02-07 05:33:47 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2013-02-07 05:34:36 PM  
Wtf. I watched that Bjork gif and laughed harder than was probably warranted. Very nice.
 
2013-02-07 05:34:48 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2013-02-07 05:37:02 PM  
Put a dinosaur bone in your butt,
Dial a telephone with your butt...
 
2013-02-07 05:37:25 PM  
images2.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2013-02-07 05:39:33 PM  

sjmcc13: Mikey1969: What's amazing is that people still manage to butt dial even with a smartphone that has a touchscreen... Not often, but my stepson and wife have both done it.

Butt Dialing is a sign that you do not have the skill to use the phone you bought properly.
Seriously, If you keep the phone in your pocket, you need something to prevent it from dialing accidentally. The first thing I did with my last 2 phones was set a security pin, as a locked phoen will not accidentally dial someone.  If you can not do this, or use some sort of dial preventing case, you need to stay with a flip-phone


Personally I stick with the flip phone.  It's cheap, I don't need a phone that shows movies or talks to me, and it never butt dials.

///texting on it is miserable, but I don't spend my time that way
 
2013-02-07 05:42:45 PM  
I need to take this.

www.epicgifs.net
 
2013-02-07 05:45:12 PM  

Raoul Eaton: Personally I stick with the flip phone. It's cheap, I don't need a phone that shows movies or talks to me, and it never butt dials.


Me too.  Although I have taken about a zillion pictures of the inside of my pocket.

Dark in there...
 
2013-02-07 05:45:31 PM  
Hello, this is butt

i216.photobucket.com
 
2013-02-07 05:46:13 PM  

Banned on the Run: Hello, this is butt

[i216.photobucket.com image 500x363]


Hello, this is bunk
 
2013-02-07 05:50:34 PM  
Is the first name Dick? If so, police may have a sketch available.
 
2013-02-07 05:51:38 PM  

HairyTwatter: [i47.photobucket.com image 125x124]


what the heck was that?!  i couldn't look away.  brilliant!
 
2013-02-07 05:53:23 PM  

Stephanie M 1992: Raoul Eaton: Personally I stick with the flip phone. It's cheap, I don't need a phone that shows movies or talks to me, and it never butt dials.

Me too.  Although I have taken about a zillion pictures of the inside of my pocket.

Dark in there...


I clicked on your profile, and let me just say I would click again.
 
2013-02-07 05:53:36 PM  
I got butt-dialed once by a small but feisty Scandinavian nation.
 
2013-02-07 05:59:16 PM  

lockers: I clicked on your profile, and let me just say I would click again.


; )
 
2013-02-07 06:15:05 PM  

walrusonion: that's great and everything except that the lock screen has an emergency call button my ass has called several times


I recently put a password on my phone and noticed that button the other day. What does it do? Does it call 911 or just allow you access to your contacts or phone screen?
 
2013-02-07 06:31:43 PM  

Bedstead Polisher: walrusonion: that's great and everything except that the lock screen has an emergency call button my ass has called several times

I recently put a password on my phone and noticed that button the other day. What does it do? Does it call 911 or just allow you access to your contacts or phone screen?


Places a call to the emergency number. What's even more awesome is that calls to emergency numbers do not show up in your call list so there's no wa to knowif you've butt-dialed 911
 
2013-02-07 06:32:42 PM  

Mikey1969: sjmcc13: Mikey1969: What's amazing is that people still manage to butt dial even with a smartphone that has a touchscreen... Not often, but my stepson and wife have both done it.

Butt Dialing is a sign that you do not have the skill to use the phone you bought properly.
Seriously, If you keep the phone in your pocket, you need something to prevent it from dialing accidentally. The first thing I did with my last 2 phones was set a security pin, as a locked phoen will not accidentally dial someone.  If you can not do this, or use some sort of dial preventing case, you need to stay with a flip-phone

The point was that you shouldn't be able to butt dial with a capacitive screen phone in your pocket, period. Sorry if I was unclear on that.


Sometimes things just glitch out. My phone once made a call while I was using it to listen to music. Difficulty: the phone was sitting on the desk in front of me, with the screen turned off.
 
2013-02-07 06:34:52 PM  
I've noticed that many phones seem to have a "feature", where even if the keypad is locked... If the number "9" is held down, it will automatically dial 911.
 
2013-02-07 06:40:06 PM  

apoptotic: Mikey1969: sjmcc13: Mikey1969: What's amazing is that people still manage to butt dial even with a smartphone that has a touchscreen... Not often, but my stepson and wife have both done it.

Butt Dialing is a sign that you do not have the skill to use the phone you bought properly.
Seriously, If you keep the phone in your pocket, you need something to prevent it from dialing accidentally. The first thing I did with my last 2 phones was set a security pin, as a locked phoen will not accidentally dial someone.  If you can not do this, or use some sort of dial preventing case, you need to stay with a flip-phone

The point was that you shouldn't be able to butt dial with a capacitive screen phone in your pocket, period. Sorry if I was unclear on that.

Sometimes things just glitch out. My phone once made a call while I was using it to listen to music. Difficulty: the phone was sitting on the desk in front of me, with the screen turned off.


That's what I was getting at, but the previous poster was implying that my wife is a moron.
 
2013-02-07 06:43:25 PM  

thy crotch: HairyTwatter: [i47.photobucket.com image 125x124]

what the heck was that?!  i couldn't look away.  brilliant!


I wish I had favorited teh Farker who introduced that to me.  I've wasted spent many an hour watching it again and again.
 
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