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(Orange County Register)   LAPD on the look out for black male, or two white women. Either will do really. Will shoot on sight   (ocregister.com) divider line 506
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2013-02-07 04:57:30 PM  
KTTV reported that the shootings might involve paper girls.

KTTV reported that the shootings might involve paper women.

KTTV reported that the shootings might involve paper delivering biped with ovaries.

KTTV reported that the shootings might involve paper delivery life-forms.

KTTV reported that the shootings might involve tittysprinkles.


KTTV reported that the shootings might involve female newspaper delivery people.

PERFECT!
 
2013-02-07 05:02:06 PM  
The betting odds are Dorner has ditched his pickup and has already left the area.  LAPD is on the loose, get away from you trucks and hide in your panic room.  It's the LA Riots in reverse.
 
2013-02-07 05:04:14 PM  
From Christopher Dorner's "Manifesto" :

... You know what they say when they realize an innocent man just had his life turned upside down?. "I guess he should have stayed at home that day he was discovered walking down the street and matching the suspects description."

Come on, guys, you don't have to make the crazy cop right.
 
2013-02-07 05:18:18 PM  
i177.photobucket.com

/Sorry, no skills.
 
2013-02-07 05:35:59 PM  
www.atmos.albany.edu


BLACK MAN SEASON

WHITE WOMAN SEASON

BLACK MAN SEASON

WHITE WOMAN SEASON

Blam Blam Blam Blam Blam Blam Blam Blam

*pant* ...You're... *gasp*....despicable...*flop*
 
2013-02-07 05:45:31 PM  
Two very short white women in a black trenchcoat?
 
2013-02-07 05:46:57 PM  
black man AND two white women is the subject of the next Kardashian sex tape
 
2013-02-07 05:47:48 PM  
i heard from a friend that no one can seem to locate lennay kekua.  i hope she's ok
 
2013-02-07 05:48:41 PM  
Wait till you see how many bullet holes were in the truck
 
2013-02-07 05:49:18 PM  
Yes LAPD is now shooting anyone in a silver Nissan Titan. What a bunch of farktwads!
 
2013-02-07 05:50:34 PM  
Looks like NBC's LA affiliate left their stream running in one of the helicopters in Big Bear.

They closed the ski resort up there, a couple of roads are blocked off, and there are some people on the ground (probably manhunting) that the chopper cam guy was instructed not to show.

Also, at one point, they pulled in on a weird fire burning out in the middle of the woods.  Cam guy was equally confused as to what it was, because it wasn't near any roads, and it didn't look like part of a forest fire or anything.  Maybe campers?

It also seemed like quite a few helicopters were up there, so bets are that most people assume the guy is somewhere in Big Bear.

Stay in your houses today if you're in big bear.  It's dangerous out there with that many cops around.
 
2013-02-07 05:51:15 PM  
They're coming right for us!
 
2013-02-07 05:53:22 PM  
Well, I'm glad only these consummate professionals are entrusted with dangerous firearms in California.  Obviously they've had sufficient professional training to not make the kind of tragic and deadly mistakes civilians would.

And that's a relief.  Because when I woke up this morning, I also was comforted that police forces would never allow somebody who was mentally deranged or potentially dangerous to join the force or even go through the academy, and I'm still dealing with the fear of learning that isn't really the case.  :(
 
2013-02-07 05:53:34 PM  
i.imgur.com

Come on guys, it was an innocent mistake.  Anyone one of use could have done the same.
 
2013-02-07 05:56:06 PM  
Whice one's the black guy?
 
2013-02-07 05:59:56 PM  

HeWhoHasNoName: Well, I'm glad only these consummate professionals are entrusted with dangerous firearms in California.  Obviously they've had sufficient professional training to not make the kind of tragic and deadly mistakes civilians would.

And that's a relief.  Because when I woke up this morning, I also was comforted that police forces would never allow somebody who was mentally deranged or potentially dangerous to join the force or even go through the academy, and I'm still dealing with the fear of learning that isn't really the case.  :(


Read his manifesto. He's not crazy. He's clear and determined.
 
2013-02-07 06:00:09 PM  
Don't live in LA so I look at this as being better than a car chase. Also I'm waiting for the news shows to show us this guy going down in a blaze of gun fire then say opps, we're sorry you saw that.
 
2013-02-07 06:00:12 PM  
Wow, Farkers are creaming their jeans with cop hate today.
 
2013-02-07 06:00:20 PM  

IrateShadow: [i.imgur.com image 850x478]

Come on guys, it was an innocent mistake.  Anyone one of use could have done the same.


So I'm out of the loop, and the article isn't really clear on details. Am I to believe that the LAPD went up to that blue truck (matching the description of the suspect's blue truck) and shot something on the order of 30 shots into it without clearly identifying the suspect inside the vehicle?
 
2013-02-07 06:00:29 PM  
...followed by several LAPD officers being fired, followed by each of them writing a manifesto and gunning someone down, followed by an LAPD manhunt, followed by matching vehicles being shot at....
 
2013-02-07 06:01:03 PM  

hufnmouth: HeWhoHasNoName: Well, I'm glad only these consummate professionals are entrusted with dangerous firearms in California.  Obviously they've had sufficient professional training to not make the kind of tragic and deadly mistakes civilians would.

And that's a relief.  Because when I woke up this morning, I also was comforted that police forces would never allow somebody who was mentally deranged or potentially dangerous to join the force or even go through the academy, and I'm still dealing with the fear of learning that isn't really the case.  :(

Read his manifesto. He's not crazy. He's clear and determined.


Nope, he's crazy, despite how much he's a hero to Fark.
 
2013-02-07 06:01:31 PM  

Begoggle: Wow, Farkers are creaming their jeans with cop hate today.


Yeah. Sweet, isn't it?
 
2013-02-07 06:02:01 PM  

RogermcAllen: IrateShadow: [i.imgur.com image 850x478]

Come on guys, it was an innocent mistake.  Anyone one of use could have done the same.

So I'm out of the loop, and the article isn't really clear on details. Am I to believe that the LAPD went up to that blue truck (matching the description of the suspect's blue truck) and shot something on the order of 30 shots into it without clearly identifying the suspect inside the vehicle?


If you believe FOX oops I mean FARK.
Nothing but fair and accurate reporting here.
 
2013-02-07 06:02:14 PM  
The LAPD are thugs. According to his internet postings, this "monster" they are hunting witnessed abuse by his fellow officers, but was fired for crossing the thin blue line and reporting it.
 
ZAZ [TotalFark]
2013-02-07 06:02:17 PM  
Looks like what LAPD calls a "cowardly ambush".
 
2013-02-07 06:02:58 PM  

lack of warmth: The betting odds are Dorner has ditched his pickup and has already left the area.  LAPD is on the loose, get away from you trucks and hide in your panic room.  It's the LA Riots in reverse.


The new scuttlebutt says his truck's in Big Bear.
 
2013-02-07 06:03:12 PM  
But, but, but, you're BLACK!
 
2013-02-07 06:03:13 PM  

nmemkha: The LAPD are thugs. According to his internet postings, this "monster" they are hunting witnessed abuse by his fellow officers, but was fired for crossing the thin blue line and reporting it.


The stupid.  It burns.
 
2013-02-07 06:03:32 PM  
They were two white women being shot at by the cops?  Well color me surprised.
 
2013-02-07 06:03:49 PM  

Begoggle: nmemkha: The LAPD are thugs. According to his internet postings, this "monster" they are hunting witnessed abuse by his fellow officers, but was fired for crossing the thin blue line and reporting it.

The stupid.  It burns.


Do you need some water? No reason to let yourself immolate.
 
2013-02-07 06:03:53 PM  
WTF am I reading? I couldn't tell who was shooting at who in that hot mess.
 
2013-02-07 06:04:16 PM  
Where all the white women at?
 
2013-02-07 06:04:24 PM  
From Huffpo:

The hunt for Dorner led to two errant shootings in the pre-dawn darkness Thursday.
Los Angeles officers guarding a "target" named in the posting shot and wounded two women in suburban Torrance who were in a pickup but were not involved, authorities said. It's not clear if the target is a person or a location. Beck said one woman was in stable condition with two gunshot wounds and the other was being released after treatment.
"Tragically we believe this was a case of mistaken identity by the officers," Beck said.
Minutes later Torrance officers responding to a report of gunshots encountered a dark pickup matching the description of Dorner's, said Torrance Sgt. Chris Roosen. A collision occurred and the officers fired on the pickup. The unidentified driver was not hit and it turned out not to be the suspect vehicle, Roosen said.
"We're asking our officers to be extraordinarily cautious just as we're asking the public to be extraordinarily cautious with this guy. He's already demonstrated he has a propensity for shooting innocent people," said Smith, the LAPD commander.


Sounds as if you have demonstrated he has a propensity for shooting innocent people
 
2013-02-07 06:04:31 PM  
So a cop in LAPD accuses the department of excessive force, and shortly thereafter is pushed out of the force, then he went off the deep end (according to other police officers).  I am quite familiar with the LAPD.  Those bastards would set a clean cop up to cover up their illegal activities.

/I'm not all that familiar with this story, however, so I could easily be missing important facts
//Statements by LAPD officials are not facts.  In fact, it's best to simply assume they are lying.
 
2013-02-07 06:04:52 PM  

nmemkha: Begoggle: nmemkha: The LAPD are thugs. According to his internet postings, this "monster" they are hunting witnessed abuse by his fellow officers, but was fired for crossing the thin blue line and reporting it.

The stupid.  It burns.

Do you need some water? No reason to let yourself immolate.


Your stupidity isn't the kind that can be put out by fire, or probably anything else.
 
2013-02-07 06:05:28 PM  

RogermcAllen: (matching the description of the suspect's blue truck


Wrong, the vehicle is a GREY Nissan Titan.

This was made clear in the blue alert released earlier.
 
2013-02-07 06:05:44 PM  

OgreMagi: So a cop in LAPD accuses the department of excessive force, and shortly thereafter is pushed out of the force, then he went off the deep end (according to other police officers).  I am quite familiar with the LAPD.  Those bastards would set a clean cop up to cover up their illegal activities.


Yeah, that's probably what happened.
Wow.
The crazymeter is off the charts.
 
2013-02-07 06:05:44 PM  
I'm calling this now: he's not in Big Bear.
 
2013-02-07 06:06:13 PM  
This will not end well.  They sure want this guy dead for some reason.
media.screened.com
 
2013-02-07 06:06:27 PM  

Begoggle: nmemkha: Begoggle: nmemkha: The LAPD are thugs. According to his internet postings, this "monster" they are hunting witnessed abuse by his fellow officers, but was fired for crossing the thin blue line and reporting it.

The stupid.  It burns.

Do you need some water? No reason to let yourself immolate.

Your stupidity isn't the kind that can be put out by fire, or probably anything else.


We are not talking about you. You said the stupid burn you so I was trying to be helpful.

The LAPD are thugs and the guy did post that justification. Sorry if reality hurts.
 
2013-02-07 06:07:07 PM  

Begoggle: OgreMagi: So a cop in LAPD accuses the department of excessive force, and shortly thereafter is pushed out of the force, then he went off the deep end (according to other police officers).  I am quite familiar with the LAPD.  Those bastards would set a clean cop up to cover up their illegal activities.

Yeah, that's probably what happened.
Wow.
The crazymeter is off the charts.


Are you a cop? Or are you just totally not familiar with the LAPD?
 
2013-02-07 06:08:02 PM  

jigger: Begoggle: OgreMagi: So a cop in LAPD accuses the department of excessive force, and shortly thereafter is pushed out of the force, then he went off the deep end (according to other police officers).  I am quite familiar with the LAPD.  Those bastards would set a clean cop up to cover up their illegal activities.

Yeah, that's probably what happened.
Wow.
The crazymeter is off the charts.

Are you a cop? Or are you just totally not familiar with the LAPD?


No hes either a clueless troll or a LEO asshole.

Either way: human garbage
 
2013-02-07 06:09:12 PM  
COP KILLA

better you than me motha f*cka
 
2013-02-07 06:09:19 PM  

nmemkha: The LAPD are thugs. According to his internet postings, this "monster" they are hunting witnessed abuse by his fellow officers, but was fired for crossing the thin blue line and reporting it.


No rationalize the 3 murders he's committed since. We'll be waiting.
 
2013-02-07 06:09:34 PM  

nmemkha: Begoggle: nmemkha: Begoggle: nmemkha: The LAPD are thugs. According to his internet postings, this "monster" they are hunting witnessed abuse by his fellow officers, but was fired for crossing the thin blue line and reporting it.

The stupid.  It burns.

Do you need some water? No reason to let yourself immolate.

Your stupidity isn't the kind that can be put out by fire, or probably anything else.

We are not talking about you. You said the stupid burn you so I was trying to be helpful.

The LAPD are thugs and the guy did post that justification. Sorry if reality hurts.


I thought he killed a couple that had nothing to do with it except one of them being a daughter of a policeman or something.  Is that "justified"?
 
2013-02-07 06:09:35 PM  

RogermcAllen: IrateShadow: [i.imgur.com image 850x478]

Come on guys, it was an innocent mistake.  Anyone one of use could have done the same.

So I'm out of the loop, and the article isn't really clear on details. Am I to believe that the LAPD went up to that blue truck (matching the description of the suspect's blue truck) and shot something on the order of 30 shots into it without clearly identifying the suspect inside the vehicle?


LA's finest at your service!
 
2013-02-07 06:10:32 PM  
This is like "L.A. Confidential, 2013".
 
2013-02-07 06:10:35 PM  

jigger: Begoggle: OgreMagi: So a cop in LAPD accuses the department of excessive force, and shortly thereafter is pushed out of the force, then he went off the deep end (according to other police officers).  I am quite familiar with the LAPD.  Those bastards would set a clean cop up to cover up their illegal activities.

Yeah, that's probably what happened.
Wow.
The crazymeter is off the charts.

Are you a cop? Or are you just totally not familiar with the LAPD?


Replace "cop" with "black person" or "gay person" and Fark would be totally OFFENDED.
But all cops are the same, right?  Somehow.
And no I'm not a cop, as if that matters.
 
2013-02-07 06:11:11 PM  

RevMercutio: nmemkha: The LAPD are thugs. According to his internet postings, this "monster" they are hunting witnessed abuse by his fellow officers, but was fired for crossing the thin blue line and reporting it.

No rationalize the 3 murders he's committed since. We'll be waiting.


But he hates the cop, so it's cool bra
 
2013-02-07 06:11:28 PM  

Russky: nmemkha: Begoggle: nmemkha: Begoggle: nmemkha: The LAPD are thugs. According to his internet postings, this "monster" they are hunting witnessed abuse by his fellow officers, but was fired for crossing the thin blue line and reporting it.

The stupid.  It burns.

Do you need some water? No reason to let yourself immolate.

Your stupidity isn't the kind that can be put out by fire, or probably anything else.

We are not talking about you. You said the stupid burn you so I was trying to be helpful.

The LAPD are thugs and the guy did post that justification. Sorry if reality hurts.

I thought he killed a couple that had nothing to do with it except one of them being a daughter of a policeman or something.  Is that "justified"?


Its HIS justification, not mine.

Jesus people quit being stupid. I was reporting the farking and taking a swipe at the LAPD.

I never said I agreed with or condoned his behavior.
 
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