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		Kai the hatchet-wielding heroic homeless hitchhiker gets the autotuning he so richly deserves. Huzzah (uproxx.com)		14
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RexTalionis		2013-02-07 01:45:53 PM

2 votes:

Yo A O, Hom Var Ray,
Yo A Ra, Jerhume Brunnen G
Way Ro Way, Ro Hanna Ro,
A Way Ro Ra, Jay Hanna Ray
Yo A O, Hom Var Ray,
Yo A Ra, Jerhume Brunnen G
Yo A O, Hom Var Ray,
Yo A Ra, Jerhume Brunnen G
Yo A O, Hom Var Ray,
Yo A Ra, Jerhume Brunnen G
Yo A Ra, Jerhume Brunnen G

UncleStumpy		2013-02-07 10:55:16 PM

1 votes:

Evil Mackerel: Why is there no commenting on featured partner threads?

Those featured partner threads are getting me closer and closer to leaving fark for good.

yeah yeah there's the door, etc

7FARK7		2013-02-07 09:08:29 PM

1 votes:

Who is the copyright troll at KMPH? farking douche bags need a big steaming pile of shiat delivered to the office!!

DontMakeMeComeBackThere		2013-02-07 07:28:09 PM

1 votes:

The dude is awesome, but that Autotune was not nearly as good as I thought it could be.

Some 'Splainin' To Do		2013-02-07 07:26:30 PM

1 votes:

KrispyKritter: what i don't get - Kai claims he's been homeless (raped for hours age 17) etcetera but there he is clean shaven, teeth in good repair, wearing a trendy hip t shirt and toting a nice clean big buck back pack. me thinks Kai is not who he pretends he is. still, 6 months tops is okay with me.

WTF?

KrispyKritter		2013-02-07 07:10:28 PM

1 votes:

xanadian: I give him 6 months before somebody finds him dead in a derelict bus in the Alaskan wilderness.

/don't know why I'm getting that vibe

bingo.

what i don't get - Kai claims he's been homeless (raped for hours age 17) etcetera but there he is clean shaven, teeth in good repair, wearing a trendy hip t shirt and toting a nice clean big buck back pack. me thinks Kai is not who he pretends he is. still, 6 months tops is okay with me.

BokChoy		2013-02-07 06:51:47 PM

1 votes:

Kinda felt like schmoyoho was phoning it in on this one. Nowhere near as catchy as bed intruder or dayum dayum dayum.

precia		2013-02-07 05:34:36 PM

1 votes:

Bathia_Mapes: TheDumbBlonde: Much like naming your daughter a "stripper" name ensures their future, naming your son "Kai" does much the same.

"Kai" is his nickname. His real name is "Kyle".

Or, if you name your kid Kai, you might just be Finnish.

JerseyPunk		2013-02-07 04:56:35 PM

1 votes:

I want to have a beer with Kai. Seems like an awesome dude to chill with.

AverageAmericanGuy		2013-02-07 04:36:15 PM

1 votes:

Evil Mackerel: Why is there no commenting on featured partner threads?

Remember the heckling the Cuervo Moment of the Day sponsored links got? That's why.

Marcus Aurelius		2013-02-07 04:15:53 PM

1 votes:

We have got to get these two guys together....
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RexTalionis		2013-02-07 02:19:14 PM

1 votes:

serial_crusher: RexTalionis: [sharetv.org image 225x300]

Came here to post that, but I'll have to go to the backup instead.
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