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(Rant Sports)   The 30 hottest female tennis players of all time, AKA: the only reason men watch tennis   (rantsports.com) divider line 105
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2013-02-07 11:43:51 AM
There is no way I am going to scan through thirty-one pages when I could go to google and search hot female tennis player and just scroll.

So, fark you crappy sports site. fark you long and hard.

/off to google. for...something...non-tennis...related.
 
2013-02-07 11:53:30 AM
Did not read article
Simona Halep.  That is all

www.newsgab.com
 
2013-02-07 11:59:46 AM
How can they have ONE Williams sister? They're twins, right?
 
2013-02-07 12:17:19 PM
i236.photobucket.com
 
2013-02-07 12:24:33 PM
Dr. Renee Richards?
 
2013-02-07 12:28:04 PM

brap: Dr. Renee Richards?


Damn, we're both old.
 
2013-02-07 12:30:10 PM
My list starts and ends with Maria.
 
2013-02-07 12:30:13 PM
 
2013-02-07 12:33:15 PM

Bob Falfa: How can they have ONE Williams sister? They're twins, right?


It take the two of them together to make one attractive person.
 
2013-02-07 12:33:34 PM
Gabriella Sabatini
 
2013-02-07 12:34:58 PM
I got to watch it with the sound off.

I can't stand the grunting.
 
2013-02-07 12:35:43 PM
I'd like to fark her on the tennis court, if you get my meaning.


/obscure?
 
2013-02-07 12:40:28 PM

Kyosuke: brap: Dr. Renee Richards?

Damn, we're both old.


I make Shakespeare references too, that doesn't make me his contemporary.

- I'm a three week-old kitten.
 
2013-02-07 12:41:11 PM

enik: Bob Falfa: How can they have ONE Williams sister? They're twins, right?

It take the two of them together to make one attractive person.


I don't know.  In that one Apple commercial, the grumpy-looking one who stays on the screen after the ping pong ball flies by, seemed pretty sexy.  I can't remember which sister she is, though, as I don't keep up with tennis.

\maybe this is Seinfeld's good light-bad light theory at work
 
2013-02-07 12:41:30 PM
Chris Evert, really?

nerdatthecooltable.com

Looks kind of mannish and seems to have a temper.  Not really my type.
 
2013-02-07 12:42:53 PM
Did I miss Kournikova?

Am I in an alternate universe?
JC
 
2013-02-07 12:44:20 PM

Bob Falfa: How can they have ONE Williams sister? They're twins, right?


Nope.
 
2013-02-07 12:51:18 PM

enik: Bob Falfa: How can they have ONE Williams sister? They're twins, right?

It take the two of them together to make one attractive person.


only if you threw in a bag
 
2013-02-07 01:02:42 PM

Banned on the Run: only if you threw in a bag


understands you:

img16.imageshack.us
and approves.
 
2013-02-07 01:03:41 PM
Serena...is mighty handsome.
 
2013-02-07 01:15:00 PM

JoeCowboy: Did I miss Kournikova?

Am I in an alternate universe?
JC


You aint the brightest glowstick at the rave, are you.
 
2013-02-07 01:31:17 PM

TheOther: JoeCowboy: Did I miss Kournikova?

Am I in an alternate universe?

You aint the brightest glowstick at the rave, are you.


Apparently not, so enlighten me

JC
 
2013-02-07 01:34:09 PM
...serena?

I wish I didn't have to take my job seriously either mr. author
 
2013-02-07 01:37:45 PM
A 31 page slideshow? I wouldn't click through it to reduce my alimony.
 
2013-02-07 01:39:01 PM

calm like a bomb: Bob Falfa: How can they have ONE Williams sister? They're twins, right?

Nope.


Huh, waddya know. For some reason I always thought they were twins.  Thanks for setting me straight.
 
2013-02-07 01:43:14 PM
I didn't live in the 1970s, but I have to imagine Chris Evert was a sex symbol of sorts during that time period.

Speaking as someone who did live in the 1970s, Chris Evert was more the girl-next-door type than sex symbol. Although, she certainly would be considered more sexy than her main competition:

www.realclearsports.com

/NTTAWWT

Also, Steffi Graf would like a recount.

farm5.staticflickr.com

/datass
 
2013-02-07 01:43:15 PM

Broktun: I got to watch it with the sound off.

I can't stand the grunting.


There should be a ranking of players by loudness, consistency (every shot? or only occasionally?), and length of grunts.
 
2013-02-07 01:43:16 PM
this girl gets my vote
i.imgur.com
 
2013-02-07 01:43:51 PM
I skipped the article and did a GIS for Gabriela Sabatini.
 
2013-02-07 01:48:56 PM
Kournikova at her peak was the best.
 
2013-02-07 01:50:26 PM
Why is it I get the impression that Russian women are either totally hot or babushka-wearing scary women.
 
2013-02-07 02:01:35 PM

slayer199: Why is it I get the impression that Russian women are either totally hot or babushka-wearing scary women.


They start off hot, generally, but time is certainly not their friend.
 
2013-02-07 02:02:18 PM

slayer199: Why is it I get the impression that Russian women are either totally hot or babushka-wearing scary women.


I wish it was that simple. More like start totally hot and a good percentage of them end up scary
 
2013-02-07 02:07:52 PM

Banned on the Run: Did not read article
Simona Halep.  That is all

[www.newsgab.com image 850x1190]


Didn't she have a reduction?
 
2013-02-07 02:08:35 PM

Banned on the Run: Did not read article
Simona Halep.  That is all

[www.newsgab.com image 850x1190]


Sorry.  Suggestion no longer valid in the lower 48.   http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/05/26/simona-halep-breast-reduc_n_5 89993.html#s93622&title=After">http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/05/ 26/simona-halep-breast-reduc_n_5 89993.html#s93622&title=After
 
2013-02-07 02:08:57 PM

Super Chronic: Chris Evert, really?

[nerdatthecooltable.com image 654x330]

Looks kind of mannish and seems to have a temper.  Not really my type.


CSB:

I was the PM at the company that built Jim Everett's investment website (http://www.jimeverettcompany.com/).  Spoke with him many times.  One of the best clients I worked with.

He's very proud of that clip and encouraged me to YouTube it.
 
2013-02-07 02:09:46 PM
Link format fail.  :/
 
2013-02-07 02:11:26 PM
I don't necessarily agree with the inclusion of Jankovic, but the article reminded me of Dementieva and Chakvetadze so DAYUM!
 
2013-02-07 02:19:47 PM
makes me wonder, do I have jankovic?
 
2013-02-07 02:25:57 PM
You know that old axiom, "There's no such thing as a dumb question"?
Yeah, I was a reporter covering a women's tennis tournament in the early '90s and Gabriella Sabatini was on the podium answering questions from a room full of media types. "What about that shot in the second set?" "How do you feel about your chances tomorrow against Graf?" That sort of thing.
Then, from the back of the room, some TV foof asks "How does it feel to be the most beautiful woman on the tour?"
Now, to be fair, Sabatini was smokin' hot. But still, THAT was a dumb question.
 
2013-02-07 02:30:27 PM
4.bp.blogspot.com
The first thing I noticed about Jelena Dokic. Damn near perfect legs and ass.
 
2013-02-07 02:49:47 PM
*UNGAHHH*

*HNNNNGGGGGHHHHH*

*ANNNGGHHHH*
 
2013-02-07 02:50:39 PM

whizbangthedirtfarmer: slayer199: Why is it I get the impression that Russian women are either totally hot or babushka-wearing scary women.

They start off hot, generally, but time is certainly not their friend.


The Babushka bomb levels all
 
2013-02-07 02:57:24 PM
I hardly watch women's tennis anymore.  The grunting/streaking/screaming gets on my nerves.
 
2013-02-07 02:59:34 PM

puckrock2000: Also, Steffi Graf would like a recount.

[farm5.staticflickr.com image 343x500]

/datass


More appropriate:

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2013-02-07 02:59:43 PM

puckrock2000: Also, Steffi Graf would like a recount.

[farm5.staticflickr.com image 343x500]

/datass


More appropriate:

imageshack.us
 
2013-02-07 03:00:04 PM

pute kisses like a man: makes me wonder, do I have jankovic?


she made the list, post op of course.  She's had so much front end work done she probably smells like bondo and rubber cement.
 
2013-02-07 03:03:41 PM
Not the prettiest face but she has her charms.

img.bollywoodsargam.com
 
2013-02-07 03:08:49 PM

Banned on the Run: Did not read article
Simona Halep.  That is all

[www.newsgab.com image 850x1190]


poor girl didn't even make it. List is broken
 
2013-02-07 03:11:23 PM

JoeCowboy: TheOther: JoeCowboy: Did I miss Kournikova?

Am I in an alternate universe?

You aint the brightest glowstick at the rave, are you.

Apparently not, so enlighten me

JC


www.rantsports.com
 
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