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(Minneapolis Star Tribune)   The burger wars heat up as a Burger King Employee robs McDonalds, moves into White Castle with the Dairy Queen   (startribune.com) divider line 28
    More: Ironic, Sheen Estevez, Mcdonald, Minnesota, Byron  
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2013-02-07 12:39:56 PM  
How do they know he was a BK employee?  Was he wearing the uniform or that stupid birthday crown they give to people?
 
2013-02-07 12:45:20 PM  
Where he gives her a Krystal engagement ring and the after marriage he goes In and Out of the Dairy Queen who then gives birth to a daughter Wendy who marries Carl Jr. who is a professional Rally car driver and Checkers player.
 
2013-02-07 12:46:14 PM  
Wendy loves getting filled up with the meat of Five Guys.
 
2013-02-07 12:46:42 PM  
The Dairy Queen, eh? I hear she puts out.
 
2013-02-07 12:47:18 PM  
In and Out In and Out In and Out Jack in the Box
 
2013-02-07 12:48:05 PM  
Perfect headline for my favorite Jr. High joke.

Why did the Dairy Queen get pregnant?

The Burger King forgot to wrap his Whopper;
 
2013-02-07 12:48:37 PM  
Hoid up the pickle, hold up the lettuce.
 
2013-02-07 12:50:11 PM  
HTML fail.  Punchline looked small in before posting.  Damn you HTML 5.
 
2013-02-07 12:50:22 PM  
Just checked to see if someone made the obvious In n Out joke.

Nice work people, glad to see you had it in you.
 
2013-02-07 12:53:29 PM  
I question whether or not he ever got busy in the bathroom
 
2013-02-07 12:55:25 PM  

eagles95: I question whether or not he ever got busy in the bathroom


Once
 
2013-02-07 12:57:08 PM  
There can be only one.
 
2013-02-07 12:58:55 PM  
i208.photobucket.com
 
2013-02-07 01:01:51 PM  
i50.tinypic.com
 
2013-02-07 01:03:56 PM  
And while the burger chains fight amongst themselves, Taco Bell is mustering their forces and readying themselves to defeat all.
 
2013-02-07 01:23:38 PM  

gunga galunga: And while the burger chains fight amongst themselves, Taco Bell is mustering their forces and readying themselves to defeat all.


Taco Bell was the only restaurant to survive the Franchise Wars.
 
2013-02-07 01:33:52 PM  

busy chillin': In and Out In and Out In and Out Jack in the Box


9 months later they had a Carls Jr
 
2013-02-07 01:44:30 PM  

KangTheMad: gunga galunga: And while the burger chains fight amongst themselves, Taco Bell is mustering their forces and readying themselves to defeat all.

Taco Bell was the only restaurant to survive the Franchise Wars.



Not in Europe.

Over there, it was Pizza Hut.
 
2013-02-07 01:45:54 PM  
Ah yes, keep that sweet, sweet fast food alternative art coming.
 
2013-02-07 02:30:11 PM  
www.sogoodblog.com
/mmmm Wendys
 
2013-02-07 02:33:44 PM  
I'm pretty sure that Taco Bell eventually wins the war.
 
2013-02-07 02:45:41 PM  
i.ytimg.com

/got nothin'
 
2013-02-07 02:52:40 PM  
thepoptopshop.com
 
2013-02-07 03:50:12 PM  
i860.photobucket.com
 
2013-02-08 02:22:21 AM  
Wendy what you doin hangin around that Jimmy John character he don't know how to make french fries
 
2013-02-08 05:27:29 AM  
Should've used the FAIL tag, subby. In fact, just stamp it onto your forehead.

1. Nothing ironic about this story.
2. FORMER Burger King employee.
3. The Dairy Queen part would have made more sense if the perpetrator was a man, but she wasn't.
 
2013-02-08 08:53:16 AM  

Abacus9: Should've used the FAIL tag, subby. In fact, just stamp it onto your forehead.

1. Nothing ironic about this story.
2. FORMER Burger King employee.
3. The Dairy Queen part would have made more sense if the perpetrator was a man, but she wasn't.


I bet you're a ton o' fun at parties.
 
2013-02-10 11:34:48 PM  

GanjSmokr: Abacus9: Should've used the FAIL tag, subby. In fact, just stamp it onto your forehead.

1. Nothing ironic about this story.
2. FORMER Burger King employee.
3. The Dairy Queen part would have made more sense if the perpetrator was a man, but she wasn't.

I bet you're a ton o' fun at parties.


Just figured subby would get at least part of it right.
 
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