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2013-02-07 09:37:48 AM
I'm ok with this.
 
2013-02-07 09:50:27 AM
That's one way to get fresh milk for your cereal.
 
2013-02-07 11:13:04 AM
Ugh. Tilted Kilt has sh*t food. And since porn is free on the internet, even going for the girls in skimpy outfits isn't really worth it since I could go to any restaurant and just look at fully naked women on my phone.
 
2013-02-07 11:20:19 AM

Kome: Ugh. Tilted Kilt has sh*t food. And since porn is free on the internet, even going for the girls in skimpy outfits isn't really worth it since I could go to any restaurant and just look at fully naked women on my phone.


It really is bad.  Bad enough that I won't eat there.  I will drink and stare at the waitresses though.
 
2013-02-07 11:23:10 AM
May I drink directly from the tap?
 
2013-02-07 11:24:51 AM
"Good in theory"
 
2013-02-07 11:26:40 AM
Yes please
 
2013-02-07 11:26:55 AM
What abou assateria?
 
2013-02-07 11:28:37 AM

HailRobonia: What abou assateria?


Try the all you can eat Butt-fet.
 
2013-02-07 11:28:53 AM
I can think of all kinds of ac-titty-vites to enjoy there.
 
2013-02-07 11:28:56 AM
""Initially, customers are drawn in for the girls," Hanby said. "But what keeps them coming back is the great food, the selection of drinks and the unbeatable atmosphere."

Yeah, right.
 
2013-02-07 11:29:59 AM
I managed at the first Hooters in Houston 20 years ago.  The concept was fun back then.  Now?  Not so much. Still dig the wings, though.
 
2013-02-07 11:31:52 AM
So they're hired as "models who serve" then?
 
2013-02-07 11:31:54 AM
"We want to make sure people on our team will fit the role, with the right personality, the right skill-set," he said. For example, the Tilted Kilt announced it will hold "casting calls," this weekend from 12-5 p.m. for "all roles.'

Nice way of saying "No fat chicks."
 
2013-02-07 11:33:32 AM
Tilted Kilt really does have horrible food.  The beer is overpriced too.  I'll go to a good sports bar and look at porn on my phone instead.
 
2013-02-07 11:33:44 AM

unclemongo: I managed at the first Hooters in Houston 20 years ago.  The concept was fun back then.  Now?  Not so much. Still dig the wings, though.


Yeah, anybody that thinks nude panty hose with gym socks, sneakers, and orange track shorts is still sexy...

I saw the article maybe last week about Hooters trying to rebrand as a family environment. News to me, cuz I thought they were a family restaurant for like the last 15-20 years.
 
2013-02-07 11:34:15 AM
I love going to see Tosha at the Tilted Kilt.  She really gets my humor and always is happy to see me.  I think me and her got something special going on.  Too bad she's with that jerk boyfriend of hers.  I tell her to leave him and she says she will pretty soon.  I think I could be the nice, sensitive guy that she says she's looking for.
 
2013-02-07 11:35:45 AM
Winghouse girls are sluttier, so go there.
 
2013-02-07 11:36:30 AM
Ron's a liar.  5 years, 5 years? I've never heard Brestaurant until I seen this link.
 
2013-02-07 11:37:02 AM

funk_soul_bubby: nude panty hose


This is what really ruins it...it'd be better if they were bare legged.

/still wouldn't eat that crappy food,
 
2013-02-07 11:37:04 AM
www.groupon.com
MUST I do everything around here?
 
2013-02-07 11:37:19 AM
i'm going to start one of these called "alice's breastaraunt".
 
2013-02-07 11:38:03 AM

fireclown: [www.groupon.com image 440x267]
MUST I do everything around here?


Is it me or does she have a giraffe neck?
 
2013-02-07 11:38:29 AM
oyster.ignimgs.com

Approves.
 
2013-02-07 11:39:22 AM

Rapmaster2000: I love going to see Tosha at the Tilted Kilt.  She really gets my humor and always is happy to see me.  I think me and her got something special going on.  Too bad she's with that jerk boyfriend of hers.  I tell her to leave him and she says she will pretty soon.  I think I could be the nice, sensitive guy that she says she's looking for.


x27.xanga.com
 
2013-02-07 11:40:10 AM
par for the course:
www.hamovhotov.com
 
2013-02-07 11:40:21 AM
I wonder about sexual discrimination laws re: hiring servers. The EEOC went after Hooters at one point, though they backed down after a poiitical backlash.

As an ACLU lawyer explained it to me, a real titty bar is not required to hire both male and female strippers, but an ordinary restaurant can't discriminate. Hooters tries to have it both ways. For zoning & liquor laws: "We're a family restaurant with an owl logo." For discrimination laws and customers: "WE'VE GOT TITTAYS!"

Kome: since porn is free on the internet, even going for the girls in skimpy outfits isn't really worth it since I could go to any restaurant and just look at fully naked women on my phone


Agreed. Drop the hypocrisy, drop 'em drawers, and I might come in. Women in T-shirts, shorts, and flesh-tone stockings: no thanks.
 
2013-02-07 11:40:23 AM

Rapmaster2000: I love going to see Tosha at the Tilted Kilt.  She really gets my humor and always is happy to see me.  I think me and her got something special going on.  Too bad she's with that jerk boyfriend of hers.  I tell her to leave him and she says she will pretty soon.  I think I could be the nice, sensitive guy that she says she's looking for.


Well said.
 
2013-02-07 11:42:29 AM

soakitincider: i'm going to start one of these called "alice's breastaraunt".


i0.kym-cdn.com
 
2013-02-07 11:43:11 AM

fireclown: [www.groupon.com image 440x267]
MUST I do everything around here?


FullMetalPanda: fireclown: [www.groupon.com image 440x267]
MUST I do everything around here?

Is it me or does she have a giraffe neck?


There's a neck?
 
2013-02-07 11:44:15 AM
I took the boyfriend to Bone Daddy's and we were both surprised at how good the bbq was...
 
2013-02-07 11:45:00 AM
Stop making up words, idiots
 
2013-02-07 11:46:24 AM

fireclown: [www.groupon.com image 440x267]
MUST I do everything around here?


Wow. Those are the fakest fakey McFakelson boobs I've seen in a long time.
 
2013-02-07 11:49:31 AM

Bob Falfa: fireclown: [www.groupon.com image 440x267]
MUST I do everything around here?

Wow. Those are the fakest fakey McFakelson boobs I've seen in a long time.


When I'm motorboating, I don't particularly care of the buoys are all-natural or enhanced.
 
2013-02-07 11:51:41 AM

I_C_Weener: It really is bad.


They've got a good burger which is like shroom-swiss-onions and a side au jus called the French Connection I've had there a couple times.  Had "Gaelic Chicken" once which is a filet over garlic mashed potatoes & sauce that was OK.  Buffalo wings were OK; at least much better than Hooters crap where the wings are tiny and greasy.  But it's a complete sausage fest in there.  The BCS championship game had about 50 patrons - three were women.
 
2013-02-07 11:52:20 AM
Breastaurants? Would they be anything like the Korova Milk Bar, perchance?
 
2013-02-07 11:52:50 AM

gerbilpox: I wonder about sexual discrimination laws re: hiring servers. The EEOC went after Hooters at one point, though they backed down after a poiitical backlash.

As an ACLU lawyer explained it to me, a real titty bar is not required to hire both male and female strippers, but an ordinary restaurant can't discriminate. Hooters tries to have it both ways. For zoning & liquor laws: "We're a family restaurant with an owl logo." For discrimination laws and customers: "WE'VE GOT TITTAYS!"

Kome: since porn is free on the internet, even going for the girls in skimpy outfits isn't really worth it since I could go to any restaurant and just look at fully naked women on my phone

Agreed. Drop the hypocrisy, drop 'em drawers, and I might come in. Women in T-shirts, shorts, and flesh-tone stockings: no thanks.


It's actually, bizarrely, health codes that allow discrimination mostly (re fat chicks).

The women have to fit the uniform, no bulges, muffin tops, or other hangouts, according to the local health code rules. It's surprisingly strict.

Granted the bottoms only come in certain sizes, and other tricks to manipulate the uniform. No clue how they get around make restrictions; it may be because their business is strictly oriented that they get a pass, and can prove that male servers would do irreparable harm to the brand.

Also, add me to the group that says I've never been in a breasteraunt with good food. Bone daddy's is ok, but hooters and the others have just atrocious menus. I won't even go to a hooters unless forced.
 
2013-02-07 11:52:58 AM

FullMetalPanda: fireclown: [www.groupon.com image 440x267]
MUST I do everything around here?

Is it me or does she have a giraffe neck?


it's you

look at where her shoulders actually are vs where her hair falls making it look like she has a long neck
 
2013-02-07 11:54:40 AM

fireclown: [www.groupon.com image 440x267]
MUST I do everything around here?


fireclown, not only that but you MUST DO MORE!
 
2013-02-07 11:57:13 AM
I went to a Tilted Kilt once. The food and the waitress were both "meh".
 
2013-02-07 11:59:12 AM

Horsebolt McStabledoor: FullMetalPanda: fireclown: [www.groupon.com image 440x267]
MUST I do everything around here?

Is it me or does she have a giraffe neck?

it's you

look at where her shoulders actually are vs where her hair falls making it look like she has a long neck


Maybe she has a long neck and is a hunch back?
 
2013-02-07 12:05:03 PM
All sports bar food is pretty low-brow, so I don't see how you guys can be picky about it.

If tits make my Sysco jalapeno poppers appear to taste better, I'll buy my commodity sports bar fare from the place with the tits.
 
2013-02-07 12:06:00 PM

fireclown: [www.groupon.com image 440x267]
MUST I do everything around here?


Like post ugly fake-tittied women? No, you mustn't.
 
2013-02-07 12:08:46 PM

kroonermanblack: gerbilpox: I wonder about sexual discrimination laws re: hiring servers. The EEOC went after Hooters at one point, though they backed down after a poiitical backlash.

As an ACLU lawyer explained it to me, a real titty bar is not required to hire both male and female strippers, but an ordinary restaurant can't discriminate. Hooters tries to have it both ways. For zoning & liquor laws: "We're a family restaurant with an owl logo." For discrimination laws and customers: "WE'VE GOT TITTAYS!"

Kome: since porn is free on the internet, even going for the girls in skimpy outfits isn't really worth it since I could go to any restaurant and just look at fully naked women on my phone

Agreed. Drop the hypocrisy, drop 'em drawers, and I might come in. Women in T-shirts, shorts, and flesh-tone stockings: no thanks.

It's actually, bizarrely, health codes that allow discrimination mostly (re fat chicks).

The women have to fit the uniform, no bulges, muffin tops, or other hangouts, according to the local health code rules. It's surprisingly strict.

Granted the bottoms only come in certain sizes, and other tricks to manipulate the uniform. No clue how they get around make restrictions; it may be because their business is strictly oriented that they get a pass, and can prove that male servers would do irreparable harm to the brand.


Yeah, that's all false. The real answer is in the article:
Owners of the specialty themed restaurants say the servers are entertainers. Breastaurants don't hire their employees, they audition and cast them, said Joe Sloboda, a restaurateur behind the upcoming Twin Peaks South Florida franchise.

"We want to make sure people on our team will fit the role, with the right personality, the right skill-set," he said. For example, the Tilted Kilt announced it will hold "casting calls," this weekend from 12-5 p.m. for "all roles.'


Specifically, as "entertainers" rather than servers or waitstaff, their appearance is considered a primary function of their job, and accordingly, the employer is allowed to discriminate on looks and gender under an exemption in Title VII for a "Bonafide Occupational Qualification". It's a loophole that is also used in Vegas for the cocktail waitresses. See  http://www.undercoverwaitress.com/2012/03/men-sue-hooters-for-sex-dis c rimination.html#axzz2KEZGMxbL

As gerbilpox astutely notes, Hooters is starting to run into trouble where they're telling the EEOC that they're an entertainment service offering "vicarious sexual entertainment," but simultaneously marketing themselves as a family restaurant appropriate for young children.
 
2013-02-07 12:11:02 PM

tricycleracer: All sports bar food is pretty low-brow, so I don't see how you guys can be picky about it.

If tits make my Sysco jalapeno poppers appear to taste better, I'll buy my commodity sports bar fare from the place with the tits.


I think this is the most convincing argument I've heard for breastaurants.
 
2013-02-07 12:12:41 PM
This is a cool idea.Its not like its a revolutionary concept.How many Pharohs,Sultans et. al. dined off the bared bellies of nubile servant girls? .....................I wanna be a Pharoh
 
2013-02-07 12:15:40 PM
Word of the day?
fierth.com
 
2013-02-07 12:16:12 PM

Theaetetus: Specifically, as "entertainers" rather than servers or waitstaff, their appearance is considered a primary function of their job, and accordingly, the employer is allowed to discriminate on looks and gender under an exemption in Title VII for a "Bonafide Occupational Qualification". It's a loophole that is also used in Vegas for the cocktail waitresses. See http://www.undercoverwaitress.com/2012/03/men-sue-hooters-for-sex-dis c rimination.html#axzz2KEZGMxbL

As gerbilpox astutely notes, Hooters is starting to run into trouble where they're telling the EEOC that they're an entertainment service offering "vicarious sexual entertainment," but simultaneously marketing themselves as a family restaurant appropriate for young children.


Interesting I'm wondering if they're still trying to pay the "entertainers" as waitstaff.
 
2013-02-07 12:16:52 PM

abhorrent1: Stop making up words, idiots


I call them Wordiots
 
2013-02-07 12:17:36 PM
The one time that a Florida tag pops up that makes me WANT to go to Florida

/still too many crazies out there
//needs to be a hooters in my town
 
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