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(Some Guy)   Teacher of gifted students finds one a little more gifted   (memphisrap.com ) divider line
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25385 clicks; posted to Main » on 07 Feb 2013 at 12:34 PM (3 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2013-02-07 12:38:39 PM  
6 votes:

xanadian: ZAZ: Hooper was charged with aggravated statutory rape and has since been released.

Where I live "aggravated" rape of a child means 10+ year age difference. If it's legitimate rape rape the charge is "with force" instead of "aggravated."

Here in Maine we have to use charts & shiat.  A 14yo can sex up a 15yo, but not 16+.  After 16, there can't be more than 4 or 5 years difference, up to age 18.  13 and under is right out.  And even then, I think there's more in there.


That's more complicated than the holy hand grenade of Antioch
2013-02-07 02:38:01 PM  
4 votes:

JohnCarter: the_end_is_rear: The term "sleeping with" always makes me laugh.


If you are only sleeping, then you're doing it wrong.

married with children
2013-02-07 12:41:32 PM  
4 votes:
The term "sleeping with" always makes me laugh.
It is a lame used up term that needs to go away.

The article should read that "Ms. Hooper is accused of milking the sausage of a 17 year old student"
They need to put some flair into it.
2013-02-07 01:42:39 PM  
2 votes:
"Tell me, Schatze...is it twue what they say about the way you people are...gifted?"
2013-02-07 01:18:00 PM  
2 votes:
Oh it was (another) female teacher? Move along--no one guilty here...
2013-02-07 12:39:15 PM  
2 votes:
Apparently, he was gifted where it counts.
2013-02-07 03:26:03 PM  
1 vote:

Guelph35: JohnCarter: the_end_is_rear: The term "sleeping with" always makes me laugh.


If you are only sleeping, then you're doing it wrong. married with children


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Peggy: I want sex.
 Al: So do I, but I see no reason to drag *you* into it.
2013-02-07 03:10:17 PM  
1 vote:
Is this all Fark is good for these days?

Student Teacher Under-age Debauchery (STUD) articles only?

/boring.
2013-02-07 02:49:23 PM  
1 vote:
Hey, teacher!  Leave those kids alone.

All in all, you're just a...
2013-02-07 02:13:25 PM  
1 vote:

Random Anonymous Blackmail: eraser8

The age of consent in Tennessee is 18...but, you're allowed to marry at 16 (with parental approval). And, if you're married, the age of consent magically drops to 16, if the sex is with a spouse.

What if the student is married but under 18 and has sex with their teacher?


And is home schooled.
2013-02-07 02:11:33 PM  
1 vote:

eraser8: Random Anonymous Blackmail: eraser8

The age of consent in Tennessee is 18...but, you're allowed to marry at 16 (with parental approval). And, if you're married, the age of consent magically drops to 16, if the sex is with a spouse.

What if the student is married but under 18 and has sex with their teacher?

If you consider that any teacher who is married to a student would almost certainly be discharged from his/her teaching duties, any sex a teacher has with a married student would almost certainly be sex with someone else's spouse.  So, the spousal exclusion against a statutory rape charge wouldn't apply and the teacher would be open to prosecution (for statutory rape and, even perhaps, for adultery).  That's my reading of the law, at least.

Any Tennesseans want to weigh in?


What if she was a teacher and married to a 16 yr old.. but the 16 yr old transferred to her school. Does the universe start imploding at this point?
2013-02-07 02:06:02 PM  
1 vote:
i1164.photobucket.com

I'm just slow in ... the Good Ways.
2013-02-07 01:49:41 PM  
1 vote:

eraser8: royone: eraser8: The age of consent in Tennessee is 18...but, you're allowed to marry at 16 (with parental approval).  And, if you're married, the age of consent magically drops to 16, if the sex is with a spouse.

Why not simply set the age of consent to be the same as marriageable age?

Would you still require parental approval at 16?

I don't really care one way or another where the age is set.  I just think the age of consent and the marriageable age should be identical.  If kids can marry at sixteen, they should have the right to have sex (outside of marriage) at sixteen.  If the State thinks people should wait till they're eighteen, then that should be the marriageable age -- whether the parents agree or not.


The parents have to barter for the number of goats and/or chickens to exchange for their childrens' marital services.
2013-02-07 01:31:47 PM  
1 vote:

the_end_is_rear: The term "sleeping with" always makes me laugh.
It is a lame used up term that needs to go away.

The article should read that "Ms. Hooper is accused of milking the sausage of a 17 year old student"
They need to put some flair into it.


I prefer, "Ms. Hooper did make fark to a 17 year old student"
2013-02-07 12:54:55 PM  
1 vote:
Where's the obligatory "You'd Hit It" comment in the headline??
2013-02-07 12:47:51 PM  
1 vote:
Sometimes those gifted kids need "special hands on" lessons in order to get the best results.
2013-02-07 12:39:03 PM  
1 vote:
eraser8

The age of consent in Tennessee is 18...but, you're allowed to marry at 16 (with parental approval). And, if you're married, the age of consent magically drops to 16, if the sex is with a spouse.

What if the student is married but under 18 and has sex with their teacher?
2013-02-07 12:05:07 PM  
1 vote:

ZAZ: Hooper was charged with aggravated statutory rape and has since been released.

Where I live "aggravated" rape of a child means 10+ year age difference. If it's legitimate rape rape the charge is "with force" instead of "aggravated."


Here in Maine we have to use charts & shiat.  A 14yo can sex up a 15yo, but not 16+.  After 16, there can't be more than 4 or 5 years difference, up to age 18.  13 and under is right out.  And even then, I think there's more in there.
 
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