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cgraves67
2013-02-07 11:25:57 AM
It's nice to see a poetic justice double team.
unclemongo
2013-02-07 11:31:09 AM
I would love to have been listening when the cops realized the car the woman hit was stolen. I'm betting creative language was used.
FullMetalPanda
2013-02-07 11:31:36 AM
I read that as cat thieves and thought why didn't they say cat burgular instead?
Savage Bacon
2013-02-07 11:50:46 AM
Police - "Shiat! We gotta catch this lady pronto! She's driving on the wrong side of the road!"
Person with missing car - "Shiat! My car got stolen! I want justice!"
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FarknGroovn
2013-02-07 03:08:16 PM
So multiplying 2 negatives does actually produce a positive.
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