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(KOCO Oklahoma City)   Car thieves foiled by Drunken Master's car-fu   ( divider line
    More: Amusing, Drunken Master, Oklahoma Highway Patrol, Oklahoma County, head-on collision  
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4235 clicks; posted to Main » on 07 Feb 2013 at 11:23 AM (5 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-02-07 11:25:57 AM  
It's nice to see a poetic justice double team.
2013-02-07 11:31:09 AM  
I would love to have been listening when the cops realized the car the woman hit was stolen.  I'm betting creative language was used.
2013-02-07 11:31:36 AM  
I read that as cat thieves and thought why didn't they say cat burgular instead?
2013-02-07 11:50:46 AM  
Police - "Shiat! We gotta catch this lady pronto! She's driving on the wrong side of the road!"

Person with missing car - "Shiat! My car got stolen! I want justice!"

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2013-02-07 03:08:16 PM  
So multiplying 2 negatives does actually produce a positive.
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