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(STV.tv)   Cops hunting badly-drawn David Byrne for impersonating an officer   (local.stv.tv) divider line 78
    More: Fail, impersonating a police officer, police officers, robbery  
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2013-02-07 07:59:45 AM
So apparently the suspect is a Sim? Lure him into a room then remove the door. Works every time.
 
2013-02-07 11:10:52 AM
i212.photobucket.com
 
2013-02-07 11:11:22 AM
He's changed his hairstyle so many times now.  I don't know what he looks like.
 
2013-02-07 12:12:25 PM
They are both white, subby, so you have that going for you but I don't think he looks much like David Byrne, even a Sims version:

encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com
 
2013-02-07 12:21:40 PM
One of the robbers was around 5ft 4in and was wearing a dark suit, black jacket and glasses. The second was 6ft and was wearing a dark suit and black jacket.

encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com
 
2013-02-07 12:57:36 PM
David Bryne? No.

Steve Lawrence? You be the judge:
steve-eydie.com
 
2013-02-07 12:57:49 PM
Isn't e-fit one of those exercise things that you clip on and it tells you you should be thin?
 
2013-02-07 12:59:17 PM
Uh-oh.
 
2013-02-07 12:59:18 PM
Badly Drawn Boy....something, something.
 
2013-02-07 12:59:36 PM
Looks more like the love child of Bob Geldoff and Susan Powter
 
2013-02-07 12:59:42 PM
And you may find yourself running away from the fuzz
 
2013-02-07 01:00:00 PM
And you might ask yourself, why are they after me:?
 
2013-02-07 01:00:27 PM
The 65-year-old victim was targeted in his North Lanarkshire home on Monday, January 28, by two men posing as Strathclyde Police officers.

They told them they were looking for stolen goods and when he let them into his home in Kennedy Drive, Airdrie, one of the robbers held him in his bedroom while the other took gold jewellery, a purse and medals.


All right, sir, is this your beautiful house? And is this your beautiful wife?
 
2013-02-07 01:00:53 PM
Qu'est que c'est?
 
2013-02-07 01:02:22 PM
Police have warned citizens that the suspect may be dressed like a student, a house wife, or in a suit and a tie.
 
2013-02-07 01:03:52 PM

mike_d85: Police have warned citizens that the suspect may be dressed like a student, a house wife, or in a big suit and a tie.



FTFY
 
2013-02-07 01:05:13 PM

I_Can't_Believe_it's_not_Boutros: The 65-year-old victim was targeted in his North Lanarkshire home on Monday, January 28, by two men posing as Strathclyde Police officers.

They told them they were looking for stolen goods and when he let them into his home in Kennedy Drive, Airdrie, one of the robbers held him in his bedroom while the other took gold jewellery, a purse and medals.

All right, sir, is this your beautiful house? And is this your beautiful wife?


And do you need the fire department?
 
2013-02-07 01:05:25 PM

MBooda: mike_d85: Police have warned citizens that the suspect may be dressed like a student, a house wife, or in a big suit and a tie.


FTFY


Methinks you missed the point, but I'll allow it.
 
2013-02-07 01:08:39 PM
www.nonesuch.com
 
2013-02-07 01:09:20 PM
Take a look at his hands.  Are they the hands of a government man?
 
2013-02-07 01:09:28 PM
Scottish-born

That's funny. I thought they were from England.
 
2013-02-07 01:10:24 PM
the real tragedy there is that the temperature only 1 degree.
 
2013-02-07 01:11:20 PM

karnal: [www.nonesuch.com image 338x447]


Thanks, until you got here this thread was all talking and no head.
 
2013-02-07 01:12:29 PM
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2013-02-07 01:14:12 PM
karnal: [www.nonesuch.com image 338x447]

Fark Rye For Many Whores:

Thanks, until you got here this thread was all talking and no head.

Same as it ever was.
 
2013-02-07 01:14:48 PM

MBooda: mike_d85: Police have warned citizens that the suspect may be dressed like a student, a house wife, or in a big suit and a tie.


FTFY


In a beautiful house with a beautiful wife, who is really a shapeless woman with shapeless figure?  Is he a psycho killer?  Qu'est-ce que c'est?
 
2013-02-07 01:16:52 PM
When they catch the guy they're gonna make him stay up all night.
 
2013-02-07 01:17:12 PM
I'd quit my job in shame if I submitted a police sketch like that.
 
2013-02-07 01:22:08 PM

hdhale: MBooda: mike_d85: Police have warned citizens that the suspect may be dressed like a student, a house wife, or in a big suit and a tie.


FTFY

In a beautiful house with a beautiful wife, who is really a shapeless woman with shapeless figure?  Is he a psycho killer?  Qu'est-ce que c'est?


If so, you'd best run run run run run run run away.
 
2013-02-07 01:28:59 PM
He would see faces in movies, on T.V., in magazines, and in books. He thought that some of these faces might be right for him....
 
2013-02-07 01:30:14 PM
webpages.charter.net
 
2013-02-07 01:30:52 PM
When they find him, will he be sent to the river and thrown in the water?
 
2013-02-07 01:31:53 PM
encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com
 
2013-02-07 01:32:22 PM
Stop making sense
 
2013-02-07 01:33:46 PM
The cops should lighten up on this dude. It's not that he's a bad guy; he's just drawn that way.
 
2013-02-07 01:34:58 PM
And what a day it was.
 
2013-02-07 01:35:28 PM
1. Visit all gay night clubs in the area
2. Ask for Q-tip
 
2013-02-07 01:35:59 PM

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2013-02-07 01:37:01 PM

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2013-02-07 01:37:14 PM

MBooda: mike_d85: Police have warned citizens that the suspect may be dressed like a student, a house wife, or in a big suit and a tie.


FTFY


Winners, you both!

Very well played.
 
2013-02-07 01:37:54 PM

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2013-02-07 01:39:19 PM
Wow, Mr. Spock has really gotten gray.
 
2013-02-07 01:39:37 PM
Bourdain's fallen on hard times since leaving the Travel Channel.
 
2013-02-07 01:41:39 PM
Hey hey hey, hey hey hey, hey hey hey hey HEYYYYYYYYYYYYY!
 
2013-02-07 01:42:16 PM
Well, watch out. You might get what you're after.
 
2013-02-07 01:49:29 PM
cdn4.pitchfork.com
 
2013-02-07 01:52:19 PM
At least he just stole from him, he could've been burning down the house


/amidoinitright?
 
2013-02-07 01:56:06 PM
Hair's not crazy enough.
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2013-02-07 01:58:15 PM

Okieboy: At least he just stole from him, he could've been burning down the house


/amidoinitright?


Could be worse, he could be a psycho killer.  Psycho killer, Fa fa fa fa fa fa fa fa fa far better
Run run run run run run run away
 
2013-02-07 01:59:23 PM
I bet they find him living in a shotgun shack.
 
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