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2013-02-07 08:18:56 AM
She's cute. I wonder if Ron coaxed a handy out of her.
 
2013-02-07 10:26:56 AM
That's not a real nurse. Real nurses where short white smocks with white stockings, five-inch white heels and a little white hat with a red cross on it. Sheesh, NICE TRY WITH THE FAKE PHOTO
 
2013-02-07 12:17:16 PM
Wow. The article reads like a eulogy. Something's afoot...
Good night, chubby man.
 
2013-02-07 12:24:34 PM
Definition of COMELY1: pleasurably conforming to notions of good appearance, suitability, or proportion 2: having a pleasing appearance : not homely or plain


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:not the woman described as a nurse in a picture with Ron Jeremy
 
2013-02-07 12:25:46 PM
I think they messed it up.
Her name is Kom Li.
 
2013-02-07 12:53:07 PM
Stay up Ron!
 
2013-02-07 12:55:11 PM
Bet the nurse double gloved
 
2013-02-07 12:56:28 PM
Apparently, the Daily Fail is now in on the whole "smoking hot in Fark headlines" thing.

/Certainly not the least attractive nurse I've ever seen.
 
2013-02-07 12:57:47 PM
Long live The Hedgehog!!
 
2013-02-07 12:58:06 PM

Pinner: Wow. The article reads like a eulogy. Something's afoot...
Good night, chubby man.


It probably was, so it would be ready to go if he croaked.  A little tinkering and they repurposed it for his "he's all better" article.
 
2013-02-07 12:59:08 PM
Maybe they meant "homely".
 
2013-02-07 01:00:09 PM
Get well soon.
 
2013-02-07 01:02:26 PM
Can't post the stupid thing for some reason...  i.imgur.com
 
2013-02-07 01:24:14 PM
I shook his hand once ,,, once.
 
2013-02-07 01:24:17 PM
Jeremy had a heavy feeling in his chest after eating a honey-glazed donut and drove himself to the hospital last Wednesday.

Mmmmmmmmm...donuts. The solution and cause of all our problems.
 
2013-02-07 01:25:28 PM
protip: DO NOT GIS ron jeremy and Glazed Donut
 
2013-02-07 01:33:06 PM
Comely? I looks like just another chubby Philepina nursing asst. to me. Dime a dozen, nothing to see here.
 
2013-02-07 01:34:38 PM

Tax Boy: protip: DO NOT GIS ron jeremy and Glazed Donut


www.freakingnews.com

I did it
 
2013-02-07 02:01:09 PM
Jeremy had a heavy feeling in his chest after eating a honey-glazed donut and drove himself to the hospital last Wednesday.

Was it Krispy Kreme? I've felt like I was dying after eating one of their sugarfied death cakes too.
 
2013-02-07 02:07:09 PM
I'm glad John Lovitz is on the mend...
 
2013-02-07 02:37:42 PM
I bet Subby's mother could keep him down.....if you get my drift.
 
2013-02-07 03:07:56 PM

Pinner: Wow. The article reads like a eulogy. Something's afoot...
Good night, chubby man.


Maybe not afoot, but damn close.
 
2013-02-07 05:36:08 PM

kvinesknows: Definition of COMELY1: pleasurably conforming to notions of good appearance, suitability, or proportion 2: having a pleasing appearance : not homely or plain

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:not the woman described as a nurse in a picture with Ron Jeremy


Yeah, I had to look up that word to make sure I was remembering the definition correctly.
 
2013-02-07 06:26:51 PM
I'm glad John Lovitz is on the mend...

WHIZ BANG! lol
 
2013-02-07 07:17:30 PM
However, one of the most disgusting sights you'll ever see is Ron Jeremy porking a chick.
 
2013-02-07 10:32:32 PM
Such a NICE guy, though. Always has time to talk. If I had a gigantic schlong, I would gladly talk to everyone about it too!
 
2013-02-07 10:48:35 PM
From TFA:

The star is reported to have been booked to appear at a Super Bowl Sunday party this weekend in Dedham, Massachusetts, although it is not yet known if he will be well enough to honor the commitment.

I wonder why we call it the Daily "Fail."
 
2013-02-08 07:10:58 AM

jake_lex: From TFA:

The star is reported to have been booked to appear at a Super Bowl Sunday party this weekend in Dedham, Massachusetts, although it is not yet known if he will be well enough to honor the commitment.

I wonder why we call it the Daily "Fail."


LOL.  FAIL indeed.
 
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