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(This is Nottingham)   No sense in beating a dead horse-farker   (thisisnottingham.co.uk) divider line 14
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2013-02-07 09:58:26 AM
...but you fark ONE horse
 
2013-02-07 10:40:26 AM
Mr Coulby, of Hillingdon Drive, Ilkeston, was due to face charges of having intercourse with a living animal between February 1 and June 6 last year.

So, is there a different law that covers sex with dead animals? Or are the dead ones fair game?
 
2013-02-07 10:41:13 AM

Sybarite: ...but you fark ONE horse

You fark one dead dog, that used to belong to your girlfriend, a dog that's laying, dead, in front of a day care center....




I love my girlfriend's dog
/link pops
 
2013-02-07 10:43:14 AM
Neigh means neigh.
 
2013-02-07 10:43:21 AM
That fellow was very unstable.
 
2013-02-07 10:52:36 AM

Sybarite: ...but you fark ONE horse


Or was he farked by the horse?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GzhQ3SOWWLw
 
2013-02-07 10:53:24 AM
There certainly seems to have been an uptick in the number of horse farkers lately

/is it mare coincidence?
 
2013-02-07 10:57:01 AM

MaudlinMutantMollusk: There certainly seems to have been an uptick in the number of horse farkers lately

/is it mare coincidence?


Some people do seem to be spurred on by it.
 
2013-02-07 10:57:35 AM
I'd call him a sadistic bestial necrophiliac but that would be beating a dead horse.
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2013-02-07 11:25:28 AM
Note their comments section having its own Fark filter
 
2013-02-07 11:35:19 AM
OKAY, NO HORSES BUT HOWZABOOT AN UNCLE F*CKER?

www.clevescene.com
 
2013-02-07 01:15:11 PM
 "Lad, look out there to the field. Do ya see that fence? Look how well it's built. I built that fence stone by stone with me own two hands. I piled it for months."

"But do they call me McGreggor-the-Fence-Builder? Nooo..."

Then the old man gestured at the bar. "Look here at the bar. Do ya see how smooth and just it is? I planed that surface down by me own achin' back. I carved that wood with me own hard labour, for eight days."

"But do they call me McGreggor-the-Bar-builder? Nooo..."

Then the old man points out the window. "Eh, Laddy, look out to sea...Do ya see that pier that stretches out as far as the eye can see? I built that pier with the sweat off me back. I nailed it board by board."

"But do they call me McGreggor-the-Pier-Builder? Nooo..."

Then the old man looks around nervously, trying to make sure no one is paying attention.

"But ya fark one goat..."
 
2013-02-07 02:23:43 PM

MBooda: I'd call him a sadistic bestial necrophiliac but that would be beating a dead horse.
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*golf clap*

Love that movie.
 
2013-02-08 05:21:15 AM

Cybernetic: Mr Coulby, of Hillingdon Drive, Ilkeston, was due to face charges of having intercourse with a living animal between February 1 and June 6 last year.

So, is there a different law that covers sex with dead animals? Or are the dead ones fair game?


I believe (based on a drunken converstaion with a lawyer a few years back) that this is the case here in the UK. Up until 2003 necrophilia wasn't actually illegal, all you could be convicted of was criminal damage, the 2003 Sexual Offences Act changed all that and introduced this new legislation that also covered what you could do with animals

So, you can do what you like to a animal corpse but not a human one.

The entire legislation is here if you want to wade through it.
 
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