How does this guy end up in a room full of bros who own a confederate flag beer pong table?

how does he not have blood sugar problems? I can't imagine what his blood sugar an hour after eating that

Slow poke.

/I'd show him up but I've gone low carb.

I love eating.  I never understood doing it in a way that one didn't enjoy.

I was impressed when I ate 3 tacos in 4 minutes.....time to reevaluate my life

Are all of these competitive eaters bulimic or eat laxatives like candy?  How come they can eat more calories in 2 minutes than I do all day and remain more svelte than myself?

Irksome, I declare, irksome.

Man_Without_A_Hat: Are all of these competitive eaters bulimic or eat laxatives like candy?  How come they can eat more calories in 2 minutes than I do all day and remain more svelte than myself?

Irksome, I declare, irksome.

1. Working out.
2. That pizza is probably less than 3000 calories - which isn't an incredible amount to eat once in a while.  Active people can consume that every day.
3. They don't prepare for competitions by eating the least healthy things.  They can stretch their stomach and suppress gag reflexes with stuff like lettuce.
4. Bulimia is about the chaos of binging, it doesn't necessarily have anything to do with vomiting afterward, fyi.

I didn't know those things were edible.

AbiNormal: I didn't know those things were edible.

It isn't the best in the world, but they have improved A LOT.  I live in a small, rural town, and we don't have many pizza options, so I occasionally get Dominos.  No joke, they are about a million times better than they were a few years ago.

I really like their thin crust pizza, but it's so thin it's more along the lines of a pizza-like snack than an actual pizza and I have a hard time paying full price for so little food.

Smackledorfer: Man_Without_A_Hat: Are all of these competitive eaters bulimic or eat laxatives like candy?  How come they can eat more calories in 2 minutes than I do all day and remain more svelte than myself?

Irksome, I declare, irksome.

1. Working out.
2. That pizza is probably less than 3000 calories - which isn't an incredible amount to eat once in a while.  Active people can consume that every day.
3. They don't prepare for competitions by eating the least healthy things.  They can stretch their stomach and suppress gag reflexes with stuff like lettuce.
4. Bulimia is about the chaos of binging, it doesn't necessarily have anything to do with vomiting afterward, fyi.

Pretty much this.

I like to think that it says "Kobayashi" on the bottom of those blue Solo cups.

/Redfoot

Every one of those guys filming him were holding their iPhones the wrong way.

WhiskeySticks: How does this guy end up in a room full of bros who own a confederate flag beer pong table?

Why do you judge people based on their beer pong table design?

Frozboz: Every one of those guys filming him were holding their iPhones the wrong way.

This

I love eating pizza but not at that speed, how can you enjoy it that way?

Competitive eaters... What assholes!

He's so hot.

Smackledorfer: I love eating.  I never understood doing it in a way that one didn't enjoy.

That was my initial reaction too, but it was a Dominos pizza.

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/golf clap

BEER_ME_in_CT: I'm not saying I could do it in 60 secs, but I could come real close. I would roll the whole thing up like a big burrito.

Same here.  Though I think if he could roll up the pizza, it would have taken him even less time.

BenJammin: Smackledorfer: I love eating.  I never understood doing it in a way that one didn't enjoy.

That was my initial reaction too, but it was a Dominos pizza.

Whether it is the perfectly cooked Buddy's Pizza or a mediocre one of those big flat square monstrosities that cafeterias often serve up, I can't hate on pizza.

/has even been guilty of eating a slice from the kid's buffet area at chinese buffets.
//sounds fatter than he is.