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(ABC Local)   Taunting by an 11-year-old causes letter carrier to go postal   (abclocal.go.com) divider line 49
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2013-02-07 10:43:56 AM
Is the kid French?
 
2013-02-07 10:49:36 AM
Again?  There are sure a rash of these things going on.
 
2013-02-07 10:52:01 AM
Picturing an Hispanic Homer Simpson. "Why you niños pequeños!"
 
2013-02-07 11:23:08 AM
He might be a weeeee bit insecure about his sexuality.
 
2013-02-07 11:49:49 AM
Hmm...mailman asking little girls directions to restroom in a park.

sounds creepy to me.
 
2013-02-07 11:52:15 AM
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2013-02-07 11:52:48 AM

litespeed74: Hmm...mailman asking little girls directions to restroom in a park.

sounds creepy to me.


Totally creepy.  He's supposed to choke her AFTER he's done with her.  It's like these guys don't even think anymore.
 
2013-02-07 11:52:52 AM
Ban choking!
 
2013-02-07 11:53:06 AM
Looks like she learned her lesson.  Continual, unwanted taunting may result in unpleasing consequences.
 
2013-02-07 11:54:33 AM
3dblogger.typepad.com
Approves.
 
2013-02-07 11:56:12 AM
Good. Children need to learn that there are consequences for their actions.
 
2013-02-07 11:57:54 AM
CSB: I just woke up after having a dream about being in a movie theater where a young child (6-7 yrs) was throwing skittles at the back of my head the entire time. It was a double feature (do they even have those anymore?) so after the first one ended, I stood up, turned around, and punched him in the face, and stormed out of the theater. The manager lady chased me out of the theater yelling about how I needed to stay there "for a bit", to which I politely declined. She then said "You didn't stay for the second movie! We'll...refund your money! We just need you to come back inside, it'll only take a few minutes."

It was one of those dreams that was realistic and vivid enough that (especially after a night at the karaoke bar) I woke up wondering whether it had actually happened, and if there might be a warrant out for me for assaulting a child.

In conclusion, I sympathize with anyone driven to the edge by the relentless taunting of someone immune from retribution.
 
2013-02-07 11:59:21 AM
I posted before I read TFA. This guy doesn't have my sympathy, getting laughed at by a girl is something everyone should get used to and immune to by the time they finish junior high.
 
2013-02-07 11:59:41 AM

FriarReb98: He might be a weeeee bit insecure about his sexuality.


Or he reached his snapping point.  She quite honestly got lucky.  I don't condone the choking out of bratty 11 year old girls, but I understand it.
 
2013-02-07 12:00:26 PM
He will be right back on the job soon.
It's almost impossible for a mailman to get fired.
Dude most likely went to the park to sleep or get high.
 
2013-02-07 12:01:14 PM
This guy has the wrong type of government job.  If he had been in law enforcement, the kid would be under arrest, and he'd be out on paid disability because of his bruised knuckles.
 
2013-02-07 12:04:17 PM
I feel for the guy.

Sometimes the only option left is your bare hands across a windpipe, gripping ever tighter, tighter, as crimson flesh turns an icy blue, the returning stare one more of surprise than fear...

/phew...
 
2013-02-07 12:05:08 PM
"Go postal" is so last decade, subby. His explosion of violent behavior should be refered to as schooling.
 
2013-02-07 12:09:18 PM

freetomato: [3dblogger.typepad.com image 219x167]
Approves.


i406.photobucket.com

Both Homers approve.

/ a bit obscure?
 
2013-02-07 12:09:49 PM
Dude you don't ask a kid for a directions, that's like scene #2 in every pedophile warning movie
 
2013-02-07 12:15:13 PM
lol, that girl sounds like a real biatch in the making.

Once I was at a water park and even though I was old enough that I should know better, I spit over the side at the top of the line for this big slide, right onto some guys head 50 feet below. He feels it and looks around like what the hell. When I turn around I see this girl around 10 years old with a grin of surprise and exclaim, the sudden realization that you could actually do that from up there. We both share a laugh of mutual assholery. A minute later she's grabbing a friend and directing him to spit on people. I accomplished a lot that day.
 
2013-02-07 12:16:04 PM

grinding_journalist: CSB: I just woke up after having a dream about being in a movie theater where a young child (6-7 yrs) was throwing skittles at the back of my head the entire time. It was a double feature (do they even have those anymore?) so after the first one ended, I stood up, turned around, and punched him in the face, and stormed out of the theater. The manager lady chased me out of the theater yelling about how I needed to stay there "for a bit", to which I politely declined. She then said "You didn't stay for the second movie! We'll...refund your money! We just need you to come back inside, it'll only take a few minutes."

It was one of those dreams that was realistic and vivid enough that (especially after a night at the karaoke bar) I woke up wondering whether it had actually happened, and if there might be a warrant out for me for assaulting a child.

In conclusion, I sympathize with anyone driven to the edge by the relentless taunting of someone immune from retribution.


You might like the movie, God Bless America. It's a dark comedy about a middle-aged man and a teenager who go around killing Skittle-throwers and other arseholes. (Though not little kids.)

Trailer: http://youtu.be/GEFj0Pngu_E

A little vicarious satisfaction, at least.


/no affiliation, just a fan
 
2013-02-07 12:16:22 PM

MadMonk: / a bit obscure?


I'd say so.
 
2013-02-07 12:17:38 PM

MadMonk: freetomato: [3dblogger.typepad.com image 219x167]
Approves.

[i406.photobucket.com image 424x239]

Both Homers approve.

/ a bit obscure?


I had read somewhere that Matt Groening named his Homer after Nathaniel Wests Homer and thought, "that's pretty cool".

Then I heard he was named was after someone he knew (a much more mundane someone) so who the hell knows.
 
2013-02-07 12:17:55 PM

gerbilpox: You might like the movie, God Bless America. It's a dark comedy about a middle-aged man and a teenager who go around killing Skittle-throwers and other arseholes. (Though not little kids.)

Trailer: http://youtu.be/GEFj0Pngu_E


Oops. Should mention the trailer has NSFW language.
 
2013-02-07 12:18:51 PM
There's never any she-bears around when you need one.
 
2013-02-07 12:21:43 PM

TomD9938: MadMonk: freetomato: [3dblogger.typepad.com image 219x167]
Approves.

[i406.photobucket.com image 424x239]

Both Homers approve.

/ a bit obscure?

I had read somewhere that Matt Groening named his Homer after Nathaniel Wests Homer and thought, "that's pretty cool".

Then I heard he was named was after someone he knew (a much more mundane someone) so who the hell knows.


His father's name is Homer.  Just like his sister's name is Lisa.
See if you can guess what his mother's name is.
 
2013-02-07 12:23:20 PM
pjmedia.com
 
2013-02-07 12:23:35 PM

gerbilpox: /no affiliation, just a fan


Seen it, liked it, have recommended it to others who enjoy dark (and i mean dark) comedies.
 
2013-02-07 12:24:34 PM

Begoggle: His father's name is Homer.


Well, there you go.

I'm guessing his fathers last name wasnt Simpson though.
 
2013-02-07 12:26:46 PM
Next week he'll have a job in the TSA
 
2013-02-07 12:31:55 PM
I have a daughter, I'm not saying he should have done it
i138.photobucket.com
But I understand
 
2013-02-07 12:39:45 PM
www.tentonhammer.com
 
2013-02-07 12:40:09 PM
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2013-02-07 12:43:44 PM
The guy is nuts, but the little brat probably deserved it. So it is hard to really hate him.
 
2013-02-07 12:57:30 PM
CSB:

In Korea, on the way to a field-ex we stopped by some Korean rest-stop area to refuel. I had to pee so I wander off in the directions of the toilets. Now I can't read the language, so I decide to chance it, and go around the left side of the wall. I walk into the bathroom and am greeted by the site of several ojimas who thought my appearence was rather funny. I say 'oops' and go back around to the other side of the wall. I walk in and find the same group of woman who laughed even harder. Turns out both side were the entrance to the same damn bathroom. I said "fark it" and went and peed on a HMMWV.
 
2013-02-07 01:10:42 PM

MythDragon: CSB:

In Korea, on the way to a field-ex we stopped by some Korean rest-stop area to refuel. I had to pee so I wander off in the directions of the toilets. Now I can't read the language, so I decide to chance it, and go around the left side of the wall. I walk into the bathroom and am greeted by the site of several ojimas who thought my appearence was rather funny. I say 'oops' and go back around to the other side of the wall. I walk in and find the same group of woman who laughed even harder. Turns out both side were the entrance to the same damn bathroom. I said "fark it" and went and peed on a HMMWV.


lol     no one warned you?
 
2013-02-07 01:20:02 PM
I hope he washed his hands first.

But, wait..if the little girl was within laughing distance of the bathroom, why did the mailman need to ask the girl for directions?
 
2013-02-07 01:39:30 PM
Woah! You never go Full Mitchell, dude!

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2013-02-07 02:01:10 PM
The guy has no business being outside without a minder if he can't handle being giggled at by an 11 year old.  That he chased her into the women's washroom makes me suspect that either he's not all there in the first place or he had something else in mind.

Actually, I'm surprised he could catch up to her...the postal carriers in my area are typically fat/old/incredibly lazy.
 
2013-02-07 02:14:06 PM
NO NO NO It's choke the chicken.
 
2013-02-07 02:18:29 PM
Nice job dickhead. Probably just lost his pension over something dumb.
 
2013-02-07 02:38:43 PM

NameDot: MythDragon: CSB:

In Korea, on the way to a field-ex we stopped by some Korean rest-stop area to refuel. I had to pee so I wander off in the directions of the toilets. Now I can't read the language, so I decide to chance it, and go around the left side of the wall. I walk into the bathroom and am greeted by the site of several ojimas who thought my appearence was rather funny. I say 'oops' and go back around to the other side of the wall. I walk in and find the same group of woman who laughed even harder. Turns out both side were the entrance to the same damn bathroom. I said "fark it" and went and peed on a HMMWV.

lol     no one warned you?


No, one else was in the immediate area. Not that they would be able to read Korean anyway. And even then, I doubt they would have told me. I sure wouldn't.
 
2013-02-07 02:48:20 PM

MythDragon: I walk in and find the same group of woman who laughed even harder.


I'll take it you didn't feel the need to strangle any of them?
 
2013-02-07 04:34:40 PM
Don't worry, he's already been replaced.

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2013-02-07 08:16:26 PM
Are people here actually supporting an adult assaulting a child in a park over being laughed at? What a sad bunch of gutless cowards you are. No wonder the US is so violent and you have one quarter of the world's prison population with only five percent of the world's population. Too many of you are terrified of your own shadows and your Weeners is overwhelming violence, even against small children who's only weapon is a giggle. This dangerous idiot should do some serious time for assault.
 
2013-02-08 12:30:07 AM

Nana's Vibrator: Totally creepy. He's supposed to choke her AFTER he's done with her. It's like these guys don't even think anymore.


Maybe he wanted to rob the cradle and the grave at the same time.
 
2013-02-08 06:02:45 AM

Nasty Celt: Are people here actually supporting an adult assaulting a child in a park over being laughed at? What a sad bunch of gutless cowards you are. No wonder the US is so violent and you have one quarter of the world's prison population with only five percent of the world's population. Too many of you are terrified of your own shadows and your Weeners is overwhelming violence, even against small children who's only weapon is a giggle. This dangerous idiot should do some serious time for assault.


^THIS^
 
2013-02-08 07:54:09 AM

Nasty Celt: Are people here actually supporting an adult assaulting a child in a park over being laughed at? What a sad bunch of gutless cowards you are. No wonder the US is so violent and you have one quarter of the world's prison population with only five percent of the world's population. Too many of you are terrified of your own shadows and your Weeners is overwhelming violence, even against small children who's only weapon is a giggle. This dangerous idiot should do some serious time for assault.


Yeah, the guy has some problems, I do not think anyone here is seriously applauding his actions.  However, I personally think the girl learned a valuable lesson - Continual taunting of someone may result in unpleasant results.  Perhaps she will think twice the next time she decides to taunt someone as it may result in someone snapping.
 
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