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(USA Today)   Women are ugliest on Wednesdays at 3:30pm   (usatoday.com ) divider line
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2013-02-07 11:17:03 AM  
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2013-02-07 11:13:49 AM  
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I know, as a lady, that nothing in life matters more to me than how I look to my gay male columnist coworkers!  Especially ones who closely resemble slightly-spoiled baked potatoes in their carefully-posed and lighted headshots.  Clearly, we ladypeople can't help but booze it up all Sunday and come in hungover on Monday, then spend Wednesday eating CHOCOLATES! Like all women just love to do! We should put bags on our heads to save others the trouble of looking at us! But you know what cures our ugly faces? A good deep dickin'! Thanks, Craig!
2013-02-07 02:42:08 PM  
1 vote:
I'm 100 per cent certain I'm ugliest (and farking grumpiest) as soon as I wake up, but then perhaps the author has never seen a woman during this stage.
2013-02-07 12:09:10 PM  
1 vote:

Pincy: Craig Wilson is an award-winning columnist in the LIFE section of USA Today. Some readers even find him amusing.

So was this article a sample of his humorous writing?


I'm not even sure what that article was about, but the tone made me want to punch Craig Wilson in the face.
2013-02-07 11:35:49 AM  
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gerbilpox: Freudian_slipknot: I know, as a lady, that nothing in life matters more to me than how I look to my gay male columnist coworkers!  Especially ones who closely resemble slightly-spoiled baked potatoes in their carefully-posed and lighted headshots.  Clearly, we ladypeople can't help but booze it up all Sunday and come in hungover on Monday, then spend Wednesday eating CHOCOLATES! Like all women just love to do! We should put bags on our heads to save others the trouble of looking at us! But you know what cures our ugly faces? A good deep dickin'! Thanks, Craig!

You sound fat.


/ :-)


And ugly.  But not as ugly as I was yesterday at 330.  THANKS CHOCOLATES.
2013-02-07 11:21:13 AM  
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Freudian_slipknot: I know, as a lady, that nothing in life matters more to me than how I look to my gay male columnist coworkers!  Especially ones who closely resemble slightly-spoiled baked potatoes in their carefully-posed and lighted headshots.  Clearly, we ladypeople can't help but booze it up all Sunday and come in hungover on Monday, then spend Wednesday eating CHOCOLATES! Like all women just love to do! We should put bags on our heads to save others the trouble of looking at us! But you know what cures our ugly faces? A good deep dickin'! Thanks, Craig!


You sound fat.


/ :-)
2013-02-07 10:57:32 AM  
1 vote:
Conversely, that's the hour that my moobs are most attractive.
WGJ [TotalFark]
2013-02-07 10:54:54 AM  
1 vote:
Do you know why women wear makeup and use perfume?

Because they're ugly and they stink.
 
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