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(USA Today)   Women are ugliest on Wednesdays at 3:30pm   (usatoday.com) divider line 37
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WGJ
2013-02-07 10:54:54 AM
Do you know why women wear makeup and use perfume?

Because they're ugly and they stink.
 
2013-02-07 10:55:52 AM
Craig Wilson is an award-winning columnist in the LIFE section of USA Today. Some readers even find him amusing.

So was this article a sample of his humorous writing?
 
2013-02-07 10:57:32 AM
Conversely, that's the hour that my moobs are most attractive.
 
2013-02-07 10:59:07 AM
Really? I find them to be ugliest when I wake up on a Saturday morning.
 
2013-02-07 10:59:20 AM
From the linked article in TFA: The study, carried out by the tanning brand, St Tropez...was carried out to support the launch of St Tropez Gradual Tan Plus Anti-Ageing Face.

A crummy commercial?  Son of a biatch...
 
2013-02-07 11:00:27 AM
Note to self and tie some string on my finger
 
2013-02-07 11:00:57 AM
This guy is an asshole.
 
2013-02-07 11:01:14 AM
Which explains a lot about my drinking habits.
 
2013-02-07 11:02:43 AM
Might I suggest sporting a large pair of breasts to distract attention away from the face?
Trust me, ladies - this works.
 
2013-02-07 11:03:20 AM
I'd still bang them.
 
2013-02-07 11:06:13 AM
A man wrote this?

I fear for his Inbox tomorrow...
 
2013-02-07 11:12:43 AM
Coincidentally, that's when I start drinking and it all evens out.
 
2013-02-07 11:13:49 AM
I know, as a lady, that nothing in life matters more to me than how I look to my gay male columnist coworkers!  Especially ones who closely resemble slightly-spoiled baked potatoes in their carefully-posed and lighted headshots.  Clearly, we ladypeople can't help but booze it up all Sunday and come in hungover on Monday, then spend Wednesday eating CHOCOLATES! Like all women just love to do! We should put bags on our heads to save others the trouble of looking at us! But you know what cures our ugly faces? A good deep dickin'! Thanks, Craig!
 
2013-02-07 11:16:06 AM

tricycleracer: I'd still bang them.


Given the alternative, THIS.
 
2013-02-07 11:16:58 AM
Hump Day.  Who'd've thought?  I suppose if I woo a woman looking her worst on Wednesday, tell her she's beautiful, promise her everything, whisper sweet nothings...all I'm doing is banging an ugly chick?  It's just easier to meet her mother to gauge the bottom line.  And bang her mom.  Maybe a handy for dad.  I'm bored.
 
2013-02-07 11:17:03 AM
thereadersreview.org
 
2013-02-07 11:19:11 AM
The study says women look oldest then, not ugliest.

/MILFs FTW
//Or GILFs
///not picky
 
2013-02-07 11:21:13 AM

Freudian_slipknot: I know, as a lady, that nothing in life matters more to me than how I look to my gay male columnist coworkers!  Especially ones who closely resemble slightly-spoiled baked potatoes in their carefully-posed and lighted headshots.  Clearly, we ladypeople can't help but booze it up all Sunday and come in hungover on Monday, then spend Wednesday eating CHOCOLATES! Like all women just love to do! We should put bags on our heads to save others the trouble of looking at us! But you know what cures our ugly faces? A good deep dickin'! Thanks, Craig!


You sound fat.


/ :-)
 
2013-02-07 11:21:37 AM
Here comes the science........oh wait, he just pulled it out of his ass because he had a column due and it was Wednesday afternoon.
 
2013-02-07 11:35:49 AM

gerbilpox: Freudian_slipknot: I know, as a lady, that nothing in life matters more to me than how I look to my gay male columnist coworkers!  Especially ones who closely resemble slightly-spoiled baked potatoes in their carefully-posed and lighted headshots.  Clearly, we ladypeople can't help but booze it up all Sunday and come in hungover on Monday, then spend Wednesday eating CHOCOLATES! Like all women just love to do! We should put bags on our heads to save others the trouble of looking at us! But you know what cures our ugly faces? A good deep dickin'! Thanks, Craig!

You sound fat.


/ :-)


And ugly.  But not as ugly as I was yesterday at 330.  THANKS CHOCOLATES.
 
2013-02-07 12:09:10 PM

Pincy: Craig Wilson is an award-winning columnist in the LIFE section of USA Today. Some readers even find him amusing.

So was this article a sample of his humorous writing?


I'm not even sure what that article was about, but the tone made me want to punch Craig Wilson in the face.
 
2013-02-07 12:22:50 PM
What's the expression? Pants on head retarded? I think that applies here.
 
2013-02-07 12:52:50 PM
So what day are men the ugliest?
 
2013-02-07 12:59:25 PM
I looked exceptionally hot yesterday.
 
2013-02-07 01:53:35 PM

Freudian_slipknot: I know, as a lady, that nothing in life matters more to me than how I look to my gay male columnist coworkers!  Especially ones who closely resemble slightly-spoiled baked potatoes in their carefully-posed and lighted headshots.  Clearly, we ladypeople can't help but booze it up all Sunday and come in hungover on Monday, then spend Wednesday eating CHOCOLATES! Like all women just love to do! We should put bags on our heads to save others the trouble of looking at us! But you know what cures our ugly faces? A good deep dickin'! Thanks, Craig!


"Like all women "

He never said this.  Is something impeding your logic skills?
 
2013-02-07 02:14:16 PM
Maybe these women wouldn't look so terrible on Wednesdays if they took advantage of the term "hump day"...
 
2013-02-07 02:42:08 PM
I'm 100 per cent certain I'm ugliest (and farking grumpiest) as soon as I wake up, but then perhaps the author has never seen a woman during this stage.
 
2013-02-07 02:43:01 PM

Wangiss: He never said this. Is something impeding your logic skills?


Probably my ugly Wednesday face.

"Why? Because of what do they do next: They have a snack. Sugar, mostly, all in an effort to boost their energy. Is that Maria's hand in the candy jar over on Lorena's desk?"

In case you're confused, the "they" refers to women.
 
2013-02-07 03:13:11 PM

Freudian_slipknot: Wangiss: He never said this. Is something impeding your logic skills?

Probably my ugly Wednesday face.

"Why? Because of what do they do next: They have a snack. Sugar, mostly, all in an effort to boost their energy. Is that Maria's hand in the candy jar over on Lorena's desk?"

In case you're confused, the "they" refers to women.


All women.
 
2013-02-07 04:20:32 PM

Wangiss: Freudian_slipknot: Wangiss: He never said this. Is something impeding your logic skills?

Probably my ugly Wednesday face.

"Why? Because of what do they do next: They have a snack. Sugar, mostly, all in an effort to boost their energy. Is that Maria's hand in the candy jar over on Lorena's desk?"

In case you're confused, the "they" refers to women.

All women.


Wrong.  Only 20%.

"One in five admit they work through their lunch hour on Wednesdays. Not a good thing. Why? Because of what do they do next: They have a snack."
 
2013-02-07 04:22:12 PM
"The study reports that Thursday is the day women are most likely to have sex."

I knew there was a reason my husband picked Thursdays for date night.
 
2013-02-07 04:25:06 PM

BarkingUnicorn: Wangiss: Freudian_slipknot: Wangiss: He never said this. Is something impeding your logic skills?

Probably my ugly Wednesday face.

"Why? Because of what do they do next: They have a snack. Sugar, mostly, all in an effort to boost their energy. Is that Maria's hand in the candy jar over on Lorena's desk?"

In case you're confused, the "they" refers to women.

All women.

Wrong.  Only 20%.

"One in five admit they work through their lunch hour on Wednesdays. Not a good thing. Why? Because of what do they do next: They have a snack."


Thanks.  That reinforced my point.
 
2013-02-07 10:27:35 PM
Men are ugliest at 2:00 pm on Wednesdays, though.
 
2013-02-07 11:42:50 PM

abfalter: I fear for his Inbox tomorrow...


THIS
 
2013-02-08 01:17:14 AM
Drunken whores.
 
2013-02-08 01:29:34 AM

NotARocketScientist: So what day are men the ugliest?


Well, if my mirror is correct, it's "all of them".
 
2013-02-08 03:36:44 PM
The women all get prettier at closing time. But then you go to bed at 2 am with a woman who rates at a 10, and at 10 am she rates as a 2.
 
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