apoptotic: FTA: "Past acts warrant the felony charge "Wait, what?
Artemus_Hackwell: "followed footprints through snow". When did it snow in Austin?
SH: Oh yes... the winds of change... a failed fart thread on Fark.Sad really.
Neondistraction: I'm guessing kicking someone in the head would only normally draw a misdemeanor charge, but since he already had a prior conviction for assault he gets bumped up to the big league.
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