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(Courier Mail)   PETA wishes supermarkets would stop making their raw, plucked chickens look so damn sexy   (couriermail.com.au) divider line 91
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2013-02-07 07:49:21 AM
Oh, come on now, PETA. They're just trying to attract Republican customers. ;)

/what they do with the sexy chicken corpses in the privacy of their own homes is none of your business
 
2013-02-07 08:41:13 AM
Dear peta: Send me women in cages.

NOW.
 
2013-02-07 08:43:51 AM
"Sexily displaying the corpse of a chicken who has been bred to grow so big, so quickly, that many collapse under their own weight, is just additionally offensive."

I think this says an awful lot more about the secret mindset of PETA members rather than anything else.
 
2013-02-07 08:43:55 AM
FTFA: PETA wants people to go vegan.

I may have to go buy a lot of chicken & fish just to spite them.

/delicious, grilled spite.
 
2013-02-07 08:45:33 AM
I prefer nicely trimmed over a total pluck. I don't want it to look like I'm stuffing a newly hatched chicken.
 
2013-02-07 08:46:03 AM
Mmmm, yes, sexy yummy chicken.  Oh look a sexy Steak!  And lets not leave you out Ms. Pork Chop, you little charmer you!  And How could I forget you Miss Bacon?!?!
 
2013-02-07 08:47:10 AM
Yesterday, my PETA idiot coworker asked me if I was doing anything special for Black History Month. I said "Just hanging out." whoosh. glasses.jpg
 
2013-02-07 08:47:14 AM

Bungles: "Sexily displaying the corpse of a chicken who has been bred to grow so big, so quickly, that many collapse under their own weight, is just additionally offensive."

I think this says an awful lot more about the secret mindset of PETA members rather than anything else.


i159.photobucket.com
 
2013-02-07 08:47:14 AM
Do members of PETA ever get invited to parties of non- PETA members, or do they just hang out with their own kind? I really can't imagine them talking about many things until it eventually winds up being about animal rights.
 
2013-02-07 08:47:36 AM
Are hallucinogens vegan?
 
2013-02-07 08:47:44 AM

Kristoph57: FTFA: PETA wants people to go vegan.

I may have to go buy a lot of chicken & fish just to spite them.

/delicious, grilled spite.


I've got a work dinner tonight, so I guess I'll have a rare to medium rare steak.  Fark peta - petatards can all happily spend their time blowing goats.  Douchenozzles.
 
2013-02-07 08:48:51 AM

Bungles: "Sexily displaying the corpse of a chicken who has been bred to grow so big, so quickly, that many collapse under their own weight, is just additionally offensive."

I think this says an awful lot more about the secret mindset of PETA members rather than anything else.


Tells me they reeeeeeeaaaaally miss fried chicken.
 
2013-02-07 08:49:39 AM
PETA should have an ad campaign featuring women hogtied, nude & drizzled in oil & rosemary.
 
2013-02-07 08:50:22 AM
Does PETA even take itself seriously anymore?
 
2013-02-07 08:52:27 AM
Hmm...no robot chicken?
 
2013-02-07 08:53:16 AM
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2013-02-07 08:55:58 AM
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2013-02-07 08:56:47 AM
Yah, okay.  Not so sure about keeping the chickens under wraps but...
www.mediapeta.com

..I'd certainly be willing to play a little "hide the salami" with this.
 
2013-02-07 08:57:08 AM
Sexy or not, they are delicious.
 
2013-02-07 08:57:42 AM
I have a binder full of naked chickens.

PETA or Westboro Baptist Church - I cannot decide which is more insane.
 
2013-02-07 08:57:45 AM

Broktun: [theworstpageintheuniverse.com image 350x282]


Thanks for the morning LOL sir!

/The monkey in the pot got me......
 
2013-02-07 08:57:50 AM
Really. Show some modesty, for God's sake.

i.myniceprofile.com
 
2013-02-07 08:58:39 AM
So lie right back, don't you cry.  If an egg can fit in there, why can't I?
 
2013-02-07 08:59:24 AM
A PETA spokesman said the organisation wants everyone to go vegan.

Sorry, but that is not going to happen.  Why not direct your energies to making farming sustainable, local and gentle to the animals?  The food chain is the food chain.  Humans can all go vegan, but they won't because there is millions of years of evolution at play.  And frankly, a nice freshly butchered chicken is delicious.
 
2013-02-07 08:59:29 AM

DubtodaIll: Are hallucinogens vegan?


That depends on what kind.  If you stick to plant-based ones like plants, and fungi, well, you're pretty much vegan.  The animal-based ones, however, no.
 
2013-02-07 08:59:43 AM
features.peta2.com
 
2013-02-07 09:00:21 AM

IrishBlunder: Yah, okay.  Not so sure about keeping the chickens under wraps but...
[www.mediapeta.com image 600x849]

..I'd certainly be willing to play a little "hide the salami" with this.


you'll love this then

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2013-02-07 09:02:21 AM
Sure there are problems with battery farming chickens, and it would be a good thing if we all learned a little more about where our food is coming from, but:

"We don't want to see any chickens on display, but instead want them to live natural, happy lives with their families."

Officially calling this as the stupidest thing I'm going to read all day, and it's only 9:00 a.m.
 
2013-02-07 09:04:08 AM
Stupid sexy chickens...
 
2013-02-07 09:06:16 AM
I think it's quite possible PETA is actually some kind of puppet organization for the industrial farming companies. Those farms are pretty damned gross but these looney tunes make it much harder for the sane pro animal folks to gain any headway against them.

Or they could just be insane.

I dated a hardcore vegan chick once and she spouted a lot of this kind of crap. She was a wicked dirty though so I tolerated it. One funny thing about her was she said she'd swallow instead of spit if I quit eating meat. It was tempting but I get really sick if I don't eat charred animal carcass... so sadly my man babby's didn't get to enjoy being murdered by stomach acid.
 
2013-02-07 09:07:41 AM
Wow. PETA really are chicken farkers.
 
2013-02-07 09:08:34 AM

Close2TheEdge: A PETA spokesman said the organisation wants everyone to go vegan.

Sorry, but that is not going to happen.  Why not direct your energies to making farming sustainable, local and gentle to the animals?  The food chain is the food chain.  Humans can all go vegan, but they won't because there is millions of years of evolution at play.  And frankly, a nice freshly butchered chicken is delicious.


I think PETA forgets that we use animals for more then just food...

www.foodiggity.com
And that is just cattle...

/wish I could find this image without the "No such thing as a vegan" line...
 
2013-02-07 09:08:59 AM
Peta wants the grocery stores to stop displaying "naked" chicken. I (and much of rest of humanity) want Peta to shut the up. We all have to live with disappointment.
 
2013-02-07 09:10:02 AM
So are we saying that Chicken Lover from South Park was a PETA member?
 
2013-02-07 09:13:21 AM
I promise to never eat another animal again if PETA promises to send me a scantily clad model everyday to "eat".
 
2013-02-07 09:13:25 AM
But nothing about the shameless nudity in the produce section?  Heck, grocery stores allow people to molest the corpses of fruit and vegetables openly, in front of other people!

*eye-roll*  PETA is great for its eye-candy members and as a vital source of laughter.  In most other instances, they're 100% ignorable.
 
2013-02-07 09:13:51 AM

skinink: Do members of PETA ever get invited to parties of non- PETA members, or do they just hang out with their own kind? I really can't imagine them talking about many things until it eventually winds up being about animal rights.


Are you asking if it's like Scientology? You're surrounded by people you only have two things in common with: you're all famous, and you're all into this group of weirdos.

Now figure your snacks have to be explained to you.

I'm amazed no one's died yet.
 
2013-02-07 09:17:00 AM

IrishBlunder: Yah, okay.  Not so sure about keeping the chickens under wraps but...
[www.mediapeta.com image 600x849]

..I'd certainly be willing to play a little "hide the salami" with this.


Show her your baby seal club?
 
2013-02-07 09:17:22 AM

stevarooni: But nothing about the shameless nudity in the produce section?  Heck, grocery stores allow people to molest the corpses of fruit and vegetables openly, in front of other people!


THIS. Why I saw a woman perform oral sex on a grape just yesterday -- IN FRONT OF CHILDREN! There's sickness and perversity all around us. None of us are safe.
 
2013-02-07 09:17:47 AM
The word "breast"... yet unmentoned?
 
2013-02-07 09:17:56 AM
What sexy chicken may look like....

cdn.foodbeast.com.s3.amazonaws.com

/got it for Christmas
//funny cookbook
///some good recipes
 
2013-02-07 09:18:24 AM
People
Eating
Tasty
Animals
 
2013-02-07 09:19:58 AM
The American founder of People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals, president Ingrid Newkirk, criticised a newspaper for running a picture of a raw chicken.

Phew. For a minute I was afraid she'd criticize slaughtering pets or exploiting lab animals.
 
2013-02-07 09:20:12 AM

eyeq360: DubtodaIll: Are hallucinogens vegan?

That depends on what kind.  If you stick to plant-based ones like plants, and fungi, well, you're pretty much vegan.  The animal-based ones, however, no.


There are hallucinogens that are derived from animal by-product?

Also I've always been curious as to the vegan stance on yeast, which is a fungi more on the animal side of it than the plant side.
 
2013-02-07 09:20:50 AM
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Does not approve.
 
2013-02-07 09:22:39 AM
Just remember that for every salad you eat, some farmer popped a cap in the ass of a cute little bunny to protect his crops.
 
2013-02-07 09:23:01 AM
Suddenly comes to mind the old Cosby Show.  The episode, later in the series, where the men(Bill included) got in trouble about checking out women then they had fried chicken for dinner.  The men started off wimping out by grabbing only wings until Theo grabs a thigh, then the argument really got started as Bill's son-in-law proudly declares he is having a breast.  Men loves their sexy chicken, well tasty chicken anyway.

/brings new meaning to funky chicken
 
2013-02-07 09:23:21 AM
Now I know why they are so damned crazy.  They just don't trust themselves around a hot sexy bird.
 
2013-02-07 09:23:25 AM

Burr: /wish I could find this image without the "No such thing as a vegan" line...


Here you go.

img29.imageshack.us

/lern2mspaint
 
2013-02-07 09:26:37 AM
That neckhole does kinda look a little like a vajayjay.
 
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