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(Mother Nature Network)   In case you weren't aware, you will not be able to log onto Facebook on February 29, 30, and 31st   (mnn.com) divider line 47
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2013-02-07 06:46:52 AM  
So it'll be back in working order by the 1st of Smarch?
 
2013-02-07 07:36:11 AM  

miss diminutive: So it'll be back in working order by the 1st of Smarch?


Maybe.  I heard rumors that we'll have to wait until the 12th of Never.
 
2013-02-07 07:48:36 AM  
I demand my bill be adjusted for the days I'll miss!
 
2013-02-07 07:49:38 AM  
I love the article trying to act like this is some sort of scam. It's a joke that doesn't harm anyone, like texting people you can't find your cell phone so could they please call you back so you can listen for your phone ring.
 
2013-02-07 07:50:34 AM  
Good. Since I haven't used my FB in 4 years anyway.
 
2013-02-07 07:50:44 AM  
Sooo then for three days people would get back to getting shiat done?
 
2013-02-07 07:51:07 AM  

Grungehamster: I love the article trying to act like this is some sort of scam. It's a joke that doesn't harm anyone, like texting people you can't find your cell phone so could they please call you back so you can listen for your phone ring.


Well it is possible to text from the web, so could be legit.
 
2013-02-07 07:53:52 AM  
Thanks for the heads-up. I will postpone logging on to Facebook until the 5th of Vodak.
 
2013-02-07 07:53:59 AM  
I wasn't able to log in on November 31st. I guess there's something wrong with their servers...

breakroomstoriesdotcom.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-02-07 07:55:07 AM  
Feb 30th is my birthday. At least that's what I tell the office assistant who has to manage the office birthdays. I usually get "Aw, you only get to celebrate your birthday every four years." Yep. Sad. Sad 12 year old me.
 
2013-02-07 07:55:37 AM  
if you wish to file a complaint about loss of Facebook access on these days dial 867-5309 ask for Jenny.
 
2013-02-07 07:55:48 AM  
I don't get these emails. Either I have great filtering software or no friends.

I'm kidding, there's no speculation involved. I have no friends.
 
2013-02-07 08:03:22 AM  
But can I still not log into facebook today, tomorrow and every day before and after these three days?

/that's right. I became that guy.
 
2013-02-07 08:04:32 AM  

Grungehamster: I love the article trying to act like this is some sort of scam. It's a joke that doesn't harm anyone, like texting people you can't find your cell phone so could they please call you back so you can listen for your phone ring.


Now THAT I never thought of.
 
2013-02-07 08:07:07 AM  
BUT BUT, HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO TELL PEOPLE WHAT I AM DOING EVERY SECOND OF EVERY DAY!?!!?!?  TWITTER IS GOING TO BE UP RIGHT?!?!?!?
 
2013-02-07 08:08:04 AM  

sulco: Sooo then for three days people would get back to getting shiat done?


Fark's shutting down those days too?
 
2013-02-07 08:09:00 AM  

sulco: Sooo then for three days people would get back to getting shiat done?


cdn.overclock.net
 
2013-02-07 08:10:20 AM  
but facebook is gay, why would i want to use Facebook
 
2013-02-07 08:12:06 AM  

sulco: Sooo then for three days people would get back to getting shiat done?


I came into the thread to post that I refused to believe that anyone was stupid enough to fall for that. fark you for proving me wrong.
 
2013-02-07 08:14:52 AM  
But if you don't share the news with fifteen of your friends, Jesus will give AIDS to your dog.
 
2013-02-07 08:18:57 AM  
Also, dihydrogen monoxide.
 
2013-02-07 08:25:01 AM  

Grungehamster: I love the article trying to act like this is some sort of scam. It's a joke that doesn't harm anyone, like texting people you can't find your cell phone so could they please call you back so you can listen for your phone ring.


Or like calling AAA because you are locked inside your car with the keys in the ignition.
 
2013-02-07 08:25:44 AM  

Jon iz teh kewl: but facebook is gay, why would i want to use Facebook


Because it reaches your demographic.
 
2013-02-07 08:27:59 AM  

durbnpoisn: Grungehamster: I love the article trying to act like this is some sort of scam. It's a joke that doesn't harm anyone, like texting people you can't find your cell phone so could they please call you back so you can listen for your phone ring.

Or like calling AAA because you are locked inside your car with the keys in the ignition.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qrt2q6Mpeyc
 
2013-02-07 08:31:52 AM  

wambu: Jon iz teh kewl: but facebook is gay, why would i want to use Facebook

Because it reaches your demographic.


BUT MY DEMOGRAPHIC IS NAWT GAY!!!!!!


*burns in a sea of fire*!!
 
2013-02-07 08:37:09 AM  

Harry Freakstorm: Feb 30th is my birthday. At least that's what I tell the office assistant who has to manage the office birthdays. I usually get "Aw, you only get to celebrate your birthday every four years." Yep. Sad. Sad 12 year old me.


Dude... get back to your OWN alternate dimension before you rip the universe apart!
 
2013-02-07 08:45:39 AM  
What about the first of Octember?
 
2013-02-07 08:59:09 AM  

here to help: Harry Freakstorm: Feb 30th is my birthday. At least that's what I tell the office assistant who has to manage the office birthdays. I usually get "Aw, you only get to celebrate your birthday every four years." Yep. Sad. Sad 12 year old me.

Dude... get back to your OWN alternate dimension before you rip the universe apart!


Oprah Winfrey has her own alternate dimension now too? Jeebus that woman has alot of money.
 
2013-02-07 09:03:08 AM  
FTA:


The message is absolutely right. You can't use Facebook on those days, because those particular days don't exist in February this year.
so in other years we have Feb 30th?
 
2013-02-07 09:12:32 AM  
I had plans on February 31st!  How am I to post pictures of semi-naked women that day!
 
2013-02-07 09:15:40 AM  

zombat: FTA:


The message is absolutely right. You can't use Facebook on those days, because those particular days don't exist in February this year.
so in other years we have Feb 30th?


Youi just need to pick a different calendar.
 
2013-02-07 09:19:46 AM  

wambu: Jon iz teh kewl: but facebook is gay, why would i want to use Facebook

Because it reaches your demographic.


WINNER!
i651.photobucket.com
 
2013-02-07 09:49:30 AM  

Hawnkee: What about the first of Octember?


Just please try to remember.
 
2013-02-07 09:58:59 AM  

Shadowtag: Also, dihydrogen monoxide.


The most deadliest of poisons that has been linked to every death in history.

sulco: Sooo then for three days people would get back to getting shiat done?


Surely you're joking.
 
2013-02-07 10:14:08 AM  
I wish it would go dark for a few days. I know a few people that would absolutely lose their minds if they couldn't access fb for just a day even. It would be incredibly entertaining to watch.
 
2013-02-07 10:22:38 AM  
ok, get me a tree lean indicator so we'll know where it will fall when we cut it. Grab the left handed monkey wrench so we can tighten the chain on the saw. THEN we can go hunt those snipes.
 
2013-02-07 10:41:24 AM  

Cantankerous Gnome: Hawnkee: What about the first of Octember?

Just please try to remember.


A song in September?
 
2013-02-07 10:44:44 AM  

offmymeds: Cantankerous Gnome: Hawnkee: What about the first of Octember?

Just please try to remember.

A song in September?


Wait, wait, wait. That's not it. "A kind of September". That's it.
 
2013-02-07 11:00:17 AM  

durbnpoisn: Or like calling AAA because you are locked inside your car with the keys in the ignition.


One time I locked my keys in the trunk on a remote freeway rest stop, and I spent about half an hour trying to use wire to trigger the seat release switch inside the trunk, so I could get in though the back seat.

Until I realized I could just pull the trunk release lever.
 
2013-02-07 11:10:27 AM  
Langdon Alger


ok, get me a tree lean indicator so we'll know where it will fall when we cut it. Grab the left handed monkey wrench so we can tighten the chain on the saw. THEN we can go hunt those snipes.


Yeah. What about my paper stretcher, my 4 foot yard stick, my left handed hammer. Gonna go out and replace the muffler bearing on my car. Gotta buy a gallon of inert gas first.
 
2013-02-07 11:19:47 AM  

ga362: a gallon of inert gas


upload.wikimedia.org
 
2013-02-07 11:38:08 AM  
Rather than not passing that on, a better idea would be to pass it on then on March Boobies to Facebook openly mocking those those who took it seriously and explaining why they were stupid for doing so
 
2013-02-07 12:01:23 PM  
Thanks, Obama.
 
2013-02-07 01:33:23 PM  

ga362: Langdon Alger


ok, get me a tree lean indicator so we'll know where it will fall when we cut it. Grab the left handed monkey wrench so we can tighten the chain on the saw. THEN we can go hunt those snipes.

Yeah. What about my paper stretcher, my 4 foot yard stick, my left handed hammer. Gonna go out and replace the muffler bearing on my car. Gotta buy a gallon of inert gas first.


Be sure to check your blinker fluid and fill it to the proper level before leaving. You don't want to get pulled over.
 
2013-02-07 01:46:56 PM  

here to help: Harry Freakstorm: Feb 30th is my birthday. At least that's what I tell the office assistant who has to manage the office birthdays. I usually get "Aw, you only get to celebrate your birthday every four years." Yep. Sad. Sad 12 year old me.

Dude... get back to your OWN alternate dimension before you rip the universe apart!


THANK YOU
I was about to ask him about the joy of airship travel
 
2013-02-08 01:22:53 AM  
When is February this year?
 
2013-02-08 04:32:09 AM  

alfuso: When is February this year?


there is no February it's Febuary
 
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