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2013-02-07 10:19:52 AM
It's not as bad as it sounds. He was only 16 when he knocked her up. Of course, she was only 8 at the time.
 
2013-02-07 10:20:14 AM
What's great about farking nine year olds?


There's NINE of them!
 
2013-02-07 10:20:15 AM
Is a nine-year-old's body even large enough to nurture and deliver a healthy baby?

Or was it more like a chestburster scene, except, you know, not in the chest.

/thoroughly squicked out and had to share
//poor kid
 
2013-02-07 10:20:41 AM
godammit.  why did i know it was mexico?

9 years old.  jeez.  that she's even biologically capable of getting pregnant.  ugh.
 
2013-02-07 10:20:47 AM
"I believe in making the world safe for our children, but not our children's children, because I don't think children should be having sex." - Jack Handey
 
2013-02-07 10:22:10 AM
How sick? If the girl is old enough to become pregnant, she's certainly old enough to feel sexual desire. Her precociousness is unusual, but there it is. She acted on her desire with a teenaged boy. Who else could she do it with? All the boys her age think she's an icky, stupid girl.
 
2013-02-07 10:22:54 AM
I'll make the torches, who has the pitchforks?
 
2013-02-07 10:22:58 AM
www.itusozluk.com

Too old by a year.
 
2013-02-07 10:24:08 AM

rickythepenguin: godammit.  why did i know it was mexico?

9 years old.  jeez.  that she's even biologically capable of getting pregnant.  ugh.


In the article, it says she was impregnated when she was eight! Poor kid. Can you imagine trying to explain it to her? I'd imagine the fact that the parents were likely both poor and Catholic had a lot to do with why she went to term, rather than having an abortion. It's miraculous that they both survived.
 
2013-02-07 10:24:25 AM
Good lord.  That poor girl.  I was still playing with Barbies at that age.
 
2013-02-07 10:24:25 AM
So anchor babies are making their own anchor babies now?  Thanks a lot Fartbongo!!!!!
 
2013-02-07 10:24:42 AM

JackieRabbit: How sick? If the girl is old enough to become pregnant, she's certainly old enough to feel sexual desire. Her precociousness is unusual, but there it is. She acted on her desire with a teenaged boy. Who else could she do it with? All the boys her age think she's an icky, stupid girl.



She could just not do at all because she is only NINE.
 
2013-02-07 10:25:20 AM
An 8 yearold dude.

/also, read the comments on TFA. Jesus.
 
2013-02-07 10:25:22 AM
He says that if the teenager's paternity is proven he could face child sex abuse charges.

Could?
 
2013-02-07 10:26:03 AM

give me doughnuts: JackieRabbit: How sick? If the girl is old enough to become pregnant, she's certainly old enough to feel sexual desire. Her precociousness is unusual, but there it is. She acted on her desire with a teenaged boy. Who else could she do it with? All the boys her age think she's an icky, stupid girl.


She could just not do at all because she is only NINE.


Don't do that. That's what he wants.
 
2013-02-07 10:26:14 AM

JackieRabbit: How sick? If the girl is old enough to become pregnant, she's certainly old enough to feel sexual desire. Her precociousness is unusual, but there it is. She acted on her desire with a teenaged boy. Who else could she do it with? All the boys her age think she's an icky, stupid girl.


She's nine. She probably doesn't feel sexual desire despite being pregnant because at the age her body is going through first stages of puberty. Her hormones are there but her mind set probably isn't. And it was most likely the 17 year old who did everything and she just went along because she looked up to him because he was older and more "mature" than the boys her own age.
 
2013-02-07 10:26:38 AM

NightOwl2255: It's not as bad as it sounds. He was only 16 when he knocked her up. Of course, she was only 8 at the time.


Given 16 only goes into 8 by half, they must have been playing "just the tip".
 
2013-02-07 10:27:02 AM
n/2+7

no problem
 
2013-02-07 10:27:20 AM
The best part of farking nine year olds?
Their tiny hands make my penis look HUGE!
 
2013-02-07 10:28:20 AM
Dafuq! Seriously...
 
2013-02-07 10:28:48 AM
There was a 9-year-old girl in Brazil a few years back that had to get an abortion because she was pregnant with twins and wasn't likely to survive the pregnancy.
The Vatican had her mother and doctor excommunicated.

The guy that raped her? Not so much. He's still cool as far as Pope Palpatine is concerned.
 
2013-02-07 10:28:55 AM

NightOwl2255: It's not as bad as it sounds. He was only 16 when he knocked her up. Of course, she was only 8 at the time.


Well at least he wasn't going after some girl who wasn't even in school.
 
2013-02-07 10:29:26 AM
FFS.. my daughter is 7 so this just makes me want to kick someone in the nuts.
 
2013-02-07 10:29:29 AM
God Damn.  What does it feel like to be 17 and have your 8 year old kid get pregnant.
 
2013-02-07 10:29:36 AM
The best part of farking a nine year old?
Hearing the pelvis crack.

The worst part?
Getting the blood out of the clown suit.
 
2013-02-07 10:30:23 AM
If they don't live together will he have to pay child support for both of them?
 
2013-02-07 10:31:42 AM
He though a girl his own age would be  an Ole'
 
2013-02-07 10:31:43 AM

Dahnkster: The best part of farking nine year olds?
Their tiny hands make my penis look HUGE!


Do you know what the worst part about farking a nine year old is???

....
...
...
...
...
Yeah, Neither do I.
 
2013-02-07 10:32:00 AM
Imagine being 19 and having a 10 year old daughter or son. Or being 49 and having a 40 year old daughter or son. Weird!
 
2013-02-07 10:32:01 AM
Hang 'em; and hang 'em high!
 
2013-02-07 10:32:16 AM

Repo Man: In the article, it says she was impregnated when she was eight! Poor kid. Can you imagine trying to explain it to her? I'd imagine the fact that the parents were likely both poor and Catholic had a lot to do with why she went to term, rather than having an abortion. It's miraculous that they both survived.


Yep, the Catholic church does not approve of 9 year old's getting an abortion, even to save her life.
 
2013-02-07 10:32:18 AM
Didn't Mexico have a 5 year old that gave birth ages back?
 
2013-02-07 10:33:25 AM
Maybe she was born in a leap year, and is actually in her 30s.  That would make more sense.
 
2013-02-07 10:33:29 AM

blatz514: Could?


It is Mexico, how much money does the family have?
 
2013-02-07 10:33:53 AM

Old Man Winter: Didn't Mexico have a 5 year old that gave birth ages back?


Peru...... Mexico...it's all the same.

http://www.todayifoundout.com/index.php/2011/10/the-youngest-person- to -ever-give-birth-was-only-5-years-old/
 
2013-02-07 10:34:02 AM

give me doughnuts: JackieRabbit: How sick? If the girl is old enough to become pregnant, she's certainly old enough to feel sexual desire. Her precociousness is unusual, but there it is. She acted on her desire with a teenaged boy. Who else could she do it with? All the boys her age think she's an icky, stupid girl.


She could just not do at all because she is only NINE.


The point is that she became pregnant at eight years of age. That means she is sexually mature. This is known as precocious puberty. Along with sexual maturity comes sexual desire. Think back at how horny you were after you went through puberty. So her being only nine is not the point. Chronologically she is only nine, but her body is much older. It's sad, but not really sick. It would be sick if she were a normal nine year old and was farked by a 30 year old.
 
2013-02-07 10:35:10 AM

Prof. Frink: NightOwl2255: It's not as bad as it sounds. He was only 16 when he knocked her up. Of course, she was only 8 at the time.

Given 16 only goes into 8 by half, they must have been playing "just the tip".


LOL
/I feel bad for laughing.
//laughing anyways.
 
2013-02-07 10:35:50 AM
For some reason, I got to thinking about centuries back younger people got together and married very young.  For instance, Romeo was 14.  Then I thought about how Corey Haim's 'Lucas' tried to justify his crush on Maggie despite his age by referencing Romeo's age.  Then I remembered how both Romeo and Corey Haim are dead.  It all makes sense now.
 
2013-02-07 10:35:50 AM
he told her "you may feel a little pressure when I first put it in" she then screamed "yeah the roof of my mouth get it out!"
 
2013-02-07 10:35:51 AM
Dude.
 
2013-02-07 10:36:16 AM

Old Man Winter: Didn't Mexico have a 5 year old that gave birth ages back?


I heard that in mexico when a baby girl is born the immediately give her a pregnancy test just to be safe.
 
2013-02-07 10:36:53 AM

ChipNASA: Dahnkster: The best part of farking nine year olds?
Their tiny hands make my penis look HUGE!

Do you know what the worst part about farking a nine year old is???

....
...
...
...
...
Yeah, Neither do I.


But the worst part is washing the blood off your clown suit.
 
hej
2013-02-07 10:37:40 AM
My favorite part is that the parents waited until she gave birth to the kid to call the cops.
 
2013-02-07 10:38:05 AM

JackieRabbit: give me doughnuts: JackieRabbit: How sick? If the girl is old enough to become pregnant, she's certainly old enough to feel sexual desire. Her precociousness is unusual, but there it is. She acted on her desire with a teenaged boy. Who else could she do it with? All the boys her age think she's an icky, stupid girl.


She could just not do at all because she is only NINE.

The point is that she became pregnant at eight years of age. That means she is sexually mature. This is known as precocious puberty. Along with sexual maturity comes sexual desire. Think back at how horny you were after you went through puberty. So her being only nine is not the point. Chronologically she is only nine, but her body is much older. It's sad, but not really sick. It would be sick if she were a normal nine year old and was farked by a 30 year old.


As I am not female, I don't think my recollections of puberty would be of any help. And it is still sick. She's only 9.

So how about it ladies? When you first started menstruating, did any of you want to go out and hump every dude in sight?
 
2013-02-07 10:40:02 AM
This is one of those cases where you find out your sister is your mother - and it's not Arkansas.
 
2013-02-07 10:40:41 AM
I know you're just trolling, but stop. Just stop.

A 9 year old might be able to conceive a child, but there's no farking way she has any understanding of what she's going through, or the effect of the hormones in her system on her emotional state. Saying she "has desire" and "is sexually mature" is stupid and totally wrong. A girl that age is nowhere mature enough to bear a child, physically, mentally or emotionally. She probably didn't even know what was happening to her after she became pregnant.
 
2013-02-07 10:41:32 AM
Was that the 16 y/o's first sexual experience?
 
2013-02-07 10:41:37 AM

give me doughnuts: JackieRabbit: How sick? If the girl is old enough to become pregnant, she's certainly old enough to feel sexual desire. Her precociousness is unusual, but there it is. She acted on her desire with a teenaged boy. Who else could she do it with? All the boys her age think she's an icky, stupid girl.


She could just not do at all because she is only NINE.


*beep* *beep* *beep*

That's the sound your sarcasm detector should have been making after you got through reading JackieRabbit's post.
 
2013-02-07 10:41:38 AM
Keep drinking BPAs and hormone stuffed chicken...we'll get the puberty age down to 6 in no time.
 
2013-02-07 10:41:51 AM
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