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(Boulder Daily Camera)   Please don't feed the coyotes. Especially if it's fast food burritos   ( divider line
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2013-02-07 08:08:55 AM  
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taurusowner: SwiftFox: dittybopper: RobSeace: The city on Jan. 18 launched a focused program of hazing coyotes

You know what's really effective at hazing coyotes?  Bullets and arrows.

Oddly, those bullets have a habit of hazing people too if they accidentally pass through one. If one is happy with major hazards, I suppose imposing them to deal with less desired minor ones might make sense.

Well we use cars to deal with the minor inconvenience of walking and those kill exponentially more people than bullets or arrows.

They also work on coyotes.
2013-02-07 07:43:51 AM  
2 votes:
Feed them Big Mac and fries. Eventually they'll get fat and they'll sit on the couch the whole day. No more coyote sightings. Problem solved!
2013-02-07 07:40:42 AM  
2 votes:
You are in coyote country

I'm confused... Is this better or worse than bat country? Can we stop here??

The city on Jan. 18 launched a focused program of hazing coyotes

I fail to understand how making them dress in embarassing outfits and perform humiliating stunts and submit to spankings will help in any way!
2013-02-07 07:15:50 AM  
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2013-02-07 07:27:54 AM  
1 vote:
"Squirrels and birds are exempted."

That's racist!
2013-02-07 07:13:32 AM  
1 vote:
That's just stupid.

Coyotes prefer Quiznos.
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