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(The Buzz Kill)   Would you get freaky with someone in a bath tub full of grape juice?   (thebuzzkillblog.com) divider line 31
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2013-02-07 12:34:27 AM
that sounds boring. i mean sure, if she wants us to pour grape juice on each other for 'hours and hours', i'm up for it. i'll try anything twice.

but i did always have a fantasy about pepto bismol. a tub full of pink, and her nude female form emerges from it, slowly standing up, the thick elixir slowly dripping off of her, sometimes in clumps falling off but never revealing her flesh, she has no flesh, she is the perfect woman, just a form emerging from the thick pink goo dedicated in satan's eternity to our stomachs, digesting this gooey pink defilation of the female form, perfect in it's falseness, the lies of the pink covering all imperfections...

anyway, grape juice is boring, but, whatever you're into, baby.
 
2013-02-07 12:37:25 AM

the801: that sounds boring. i mean sure, if she wants us to pour grape juice on each other for 'hours and hours', i'm up for it. i'll try anything twice.

but i did always have a fantasy about pepto bismol. a tub full of pink, and her nude female form emerges from it, slowly standing up, the thick elixir slowly dripping off of her, sometimes in clumps falling off but never revealing her flesh, she has no flesh, she is the perfect woman, just a form emerging from the thick pink goo dedicated in satan's eternity to our stomachs, digesting this gooey pink defilation of the female form, perfect in it's falseness, the lies of the pink covering all imperfections...

anyway, grape juice is boring, but, whatever you're into, baby.


Don't befoul this beautiful grape juice thread with your sick perversions.
 
2013-02-07 12:56:55 AM
No, because I'm allergic to grape juice.
 
2013-02-07 02:47:04 AM
My guess is someone was trolling to get someone to pour grape juice all over their body.  I've seen weirder things done to hookers on the internet.
 
2013-02-07 03:03:24 AM

the801: but i did always have a fantasy about pepto bismol. a tub full of pink, and her nude female form emerges from it, slowly standing up, the thick elixir slowly dripping off of her, sometimes in clumps falling off but never revealing her flesh, she has no flesh, she is the perfect woman, just a form emerging from the thick pink goo dedicated in satan's eternity to our stomachs, digesting this gooey pink defilation of the female form, perfect in it's falseness, the lies of the pink covering all imperfections...


go on....
 
2013-02-07 09:41:15 AM
Only if there's a bathtub full of cheetos right next to it...
 
2013-02-07 09:55:09 AM
Sounds like a grapeist.
 
2013-02-07 10:05:24 AM
Is the grape juice fermented?
 
2013-02-07 10:45:06 AM
Ah yes, the "highly educated" who can't spell "pour". Wonderful.
 
2013-02-07 10:50:15 AM

the801: but i did always have a fantasy about pepto bismol. a tub full of pink, and her nude female form emerges from it, slowly standing up, the thick elixir slowly dripping off of her, sometimes in clumps falling off but never revealing her flesh, she has no flesh, she is the perfect woman, just a form emerging from the thick pink goo dedicated in satan's eternity to our stomachs, digesting this gooey pink defilation of the female form, perfect in it's falseness, the lies of the pink covering all imperfections...


I ca....never mind.
 
2013-02-07 10:52:43 AM
Depends on who the other person is.
 
2013-02-07 11:09:14 AM
You sound like i haven't already done that.
 
2013-02-07 11:17:53 AM
Holy yeast infection, Batman.
 
2013-02-07 11:25:11 AM
Sigh... Let me go get my chest waders with the hole in the crotch...
 
2013-02-07 11:47:04 AM
Can I bring some Sriracha?
 
2013-02-07 12:29:22 PM
grape juice?  how unsophisticated!

/bathes in purple drank
//got nothing
 
2013-02-07 01:52:26 PM
Grape ape approves
 
2013-02-07 02:06:08 PM

the801: that sounds boring. i mean sure, if she wants us to pour grape juice on each other for 'hours and hours', i'm up for it. i'll try anything twice.

but i did always have a fantasy about pepto bismol. a tub full of pink, and her nude female form emerges from it, slowly standing up, the thick elixir slowly dripping off of her, sometimes in clumps falling off but never revealing her flesh, she has no flesh, she is the perfect woman, just a form emerging from the thick pink goo dedicated in satan's eternity to our stomachs, digesting this gooey pink defilation of the female form, perfect in it's falseness, the lies of the pink covering all imperfections...

anyway, grape juice is boring, but, whatever you're into, baby.


Does it also involve wearing sailor hats while clipping each others toenails and shaving each other's backs?

/obscure?
 
2013-02-07 03:13:48 PM
Have you priced grape juice lately? That would, indeed, be an expensive undertaking.
 
2013-02-07 03:52:32 PM
I assume champagne counts, since it's technically grape juice.  Been there, done that.
 
2013-02-07 04:03:12 PM
A bathtub full of grape juice?  It must be Thursday.  Ho, hum.  Wake me up on Mango Monday.
 
2013-02-07 04:37:34 PM
I once got busy in a Burger King bathroom, but bathtubs full of grape juice are a step too far.

/both how I'm living and my nose is large
 
2013-02-07 04:53:12 PM
Do you wanna get into a hot tub full of blackberry brandy with Cindy Crawford?

Ooooooooooohhhhh, yessssssssssssss.

JA JA JA!

/obscure?
 
2013-02-07 05:36:18 PM
Short answer: yes

Long answer: yeeeeessss

Although pain in the ass houseguest is near my work. It could be convenient.
 
2013-02-07 05:37:53 PM

lake_huron: Holy yeast infection, Batman.


THIS
 
2013-02-07 06:16:18 PM
You'd think an educated person would know the difference between "poor" and "pour". Or how punctuation works.
 
2013-02-07 06:18:49 PM

reimanr06: the801: that sounds boring. i mean sure, if she wants us to pour grape juice on each other for 'hours and hours', i'm up for it. i'll try anything twice.

but i did always have a fantasy about pepto bismol. a tub full of pink, and her nude female form emerges from it, slowly standing up, the thick elixir slowly dripping off of her, sometimes in clumps falling off but never revealing her flesh, she has no flesh, she is the perfect woman, just a form emerging from the thick pink goo dedicated in satan's eternity to our stomachs, digesting this gooey pink defilation of the female form, perfect in it's falseness, the lies of the pink covering all imperfections...

anyway, grape juice is boring, but, whatever you're into, baby.

Does it also involve wearing sailor hats while clipping each others toenails and shaving each other's backs?

/obscure?


giggsey.com


couldnt find a good picture of dave thomas
 
2013-02-07 07:45:05 PM
Agaiiiiiiiiiin?

Dang it, but okay.
 
2013-02-07 09:56:06 PM
Yes.
 
2013-02-08 12:21:51 AM

lake_huron: Holy yeast infection, Batman.


Bathtub wine?
 
2013-02-08 02:35:45 AM
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YOU GONNA GET GRAPED!
 
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