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(Sydney Morning Herald)   *snicker* Introducing Iran's new *snert* advanced fighter jet *guffaw* the Qaher F313 *hehehe* or the Dominant F313. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA   (smh.com.au) divider line 27
    More: Fail, Qaher F313, Iran, Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, Fairfax Media  
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2013-02-07 06:41:22 AM  
Why do they use the F-### system to designate their aircraft? That's a pretty Western thing.
 
2013-02-07 06:41:26 AM  
modernkiddo.com
 
2013-02-07 06:42:19 AM  
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2013-02-07 06:43:16 AM  
It must be like the Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal  ... assuming if you can't see it, it can't see you. WTF is up with the cockpit glass?
 
2013-02-07 06:43:31 AM  
Quaher......translation: Big Wind.
 
2013-02-07 06:44:23 AM  
 
2013-02-07 06:46:19 AM  
I really admire the Iranian spirit here - the rest of the world are pissed that a major oil producer won't play ball the way the superpowers want, so Iran are going their own way and farking running a space program, a nuclear program, and now a modern self-made modern aerospace program.  They're following in the spirit of Al-Tusi and Al-Khwarizmi, two people who are probably the most important mathematical figures of the past 5000 years.
 
2013-02-07 06:47:20 AM  

taurusowner: Why do they use the F-### system to designate their aircraft? That's a pretty Western thing.


It's like when you were a kid and named your bike something like "The U.S.S. Ravager" or whatever. Sure, that designation has nothing to do with wheeled vehicles at all, but it sounds kinda cool, so you go with it. Same idea.
 
2013-02-07 06:47:44 AM  
It's the pinnacle of rubber band technology!
 
2013-02-07 06:50:13 AM  
Fresh from controversy over a suspicious space-faring monkey, Iran ...

...Aviation experts have questioned whether the jet shown can even fly as it was too small to accommodate a real pilot


Well, DOY, they designed it for space monkeys.
 
2013-02-07 06:50:32 AM  
"You'll shoot your eye out Iran"

www.thereisnoeinforman.com
 
2013-02-07 06:51:00 AM  
Notice how the pilots knees are bunched up? In other pictures of the cockpit you'll notice they didn't leave any room for legs in there. He has his feet pushed in as far as they will go.
 
2013-02-07 06:51:08 AM  
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2013-02-07 06:52:16 AM  
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2013-02-07 06:55:49 AM  

WhoopAssWayne: Notice how the pilots knees are bunched up? In other pictures of the cockpit you'll notice they didn't leave any room for legs in there. He has his feet pushed in as far as they will go.


The peddles take up a lot of room.
 
2013-02-07 06:55:59 AM  
How's that 787 Dreamline thing going at the moment, Iran? Oh wait...
 
2013-02-07 06:57:43 AM  

stucka: It must be like the Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal  ... assuming if you can't see it, it can't see you. WTF is up with the cockpit glass?


Translucent cockpit glass is the latest in aerospace technology, obviously.  It absorbs radar signals or something.
 
2013-02-07 06:58:02 AM  

Bored Horde: I really admire the Iranian spirit here - the rest of the world are pissed that a major oil producer won't play ball the way the superpowers want, so Iran are going their own way and farking running a space program, a nuclear program, and now a modern self-made modern aerospace program.  They're following in the spirit of Al-Tusi and Al-Khwarizmi, two people who are probably the most important mathematical figures of the past 5000 years.


And are controlled by a bunch of self deluded nutjobs who want to wipe a couple of countries off the face of the earth...
 
2013-02-07 06:59:28 AM  
images.smh.com.au

"You want me to take this heap up there?!?!?! I think not...........
 
2013-02-07 07:00:08 AM  
This is the same bunch that complained about US built cars with missing chassis.  Seems one flipped over in a wreck and some Iranian whiz kid noticed that there was no separate chassis.  (They had not gotten the memo about unibody construction...)<P>They are brighter than Democrats, tho.
 
2013-02-07 07:00:55 AM  
Yeah, we proved sooooo much by invading Afghanistan and Iraq that we need to pretend Iran is the next great threat to our freedumbs. I say we bring the troops home and leave the middle-east to the people who actually live there.
 
2013-02-07 07:06:41 AM  

SpdrJay: Yeah, we proved sooooo much by invading Afghanistan and Iraq that we need to pretend Iran is the next great threat to our freedumbs. I say we bring the troops home and leave the middle-east to the people who actually live there.


you FIGHT that power!
 
2013-02-07 07:08:44 AM  

BumpInTheNight: The peddles take up a lot of room.


LoL - here's a closeup picture of the cockpit - a greased midget couldn't fit comfortably in there. Also, check out the 'glass' in the canopy. Apparently, Iranian pilots are so skilled that a transparent cockpit was unnecessary - translucent was good enough for them.
 
2013-02-07 08:26:33 AM  

WhoopAssWayne: BumpInTheNight: The peddles take up a lot of room.

LoL - here's a closeup picture of the cockpit - a greased midget couldn't fit comfortably in there. Also, check out the 'glass' in the canopy. Apparently, Iranian pilots are so skilled that a transparent cockpit was unnecessary - translucent was good enough for them.


Wow, I some how overlooked the fact that you can't see through the cockpit glass....that's a pretty bad attempt at faking something.
 
2013-02-07 09:20:15 AM  
They have one of these at the Science Museum here that kids can sit in and pretend to fly, too! Isn't it cute!?
 
2013-02-07 10:29:54 AM  
"It looks like it might make a noise and vibrate if you put 20 cents in,"

I like that guy.
 
2013-02-07 07:17:42 PM  
Lol even the "Danger" signs are in English. I sure hope every single one of the ground crew knows how to read another country's alphabet.
 
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