I guess if I understood a single word of that or maybe if I knew how twitter works, it might have been funny...

Where's the rest of the article?

I appreciate the voice of Doctor Thaddeus Venture chiming in on the subject.

Article worthy, no doubt.

kab: Article worthy, no doubt.

Oh, TOTES.  It's "Real news. Real funny".  Y'know, like Drew's idols, the Half-Hour News Hour.

/It's either that or Drew's Bestest Friendship Partners resented being called out on being Not News.

I think that page has one advertisement for each word in the "article"

I kinda like him.  He has generally been well suited for the roles he has had.  I really hope someday there is a Director's Cut of Indy 4 where he actually gets to put on the Fedora but suddenly his eyes explode and his face melts off.

Shia Laboeuf must have made a deal with the devil for his roles is such high profile movies. Have you ever heard somebody say "hey, let's see this movie, it's got Shia Laboeuf in it" ?

Usually when something "exciting" happens on twitter, it's about as interesting as this comment

padraig: Shia Laboeuf must have made a deal with the devil for his roles is such high profile movies. Have you ever heard somebody say "hey, let's see this movie, it's got Shia Laboeuf in it" ?

I've never heard anyone say it, but I know who would.  He's such a nice boy.

 http://youtu.be/hvYuD6LZigU

padraig: Shia Laboeuf must have made a deal with the devil for his roles is such high profile movies. Have you ever heard somebody say "hey, let's see this movie, it's got Shia Laboeuf in it" ?

The only thing that makes sense is that he went the Keanu Reeves route to fame (or Stifler).

Is reading that article on Fark mobile preventing me from seeing the reason for the green light?

All I got was Shia lebeof had a twitter account for 24 hours. And I got that from the headline.

Old Man Winter

I kinda like him. He has generally been well suited for the roles he has had. I really hope someday there is a Director's Cut of Indy 4 where he actually gets to put on the Fedora but suddenly his eyes explode and his face melts off.

I had about that same reaction while watching the Red Letter Media review of IJ4 and heard them say they liked labeouf and think he's a great natural actor. o.O

If every celeb Twitter account had the life span of a fruit fly, the internet would be better off for it.....

Didn't he get famous from a movie that won a contest Ben Afleck put on that was supposed to be a drama, but was so bad they re-cut it into a comedy?

Did anyone see that reality show / movie and ever think "THIS KID'S GONNA GO PLACES!" ?

ModernLuddite: Didn't he get famous from a movie that won a contest Ben Afleck put on that was supposed to be a drama, but was so bad they re-cut it into a comedy?

Did anyone see that reality show / movie and ever think "THIS KID'S GONNA GO PLACES!" ?

Even Stevens was supposed to be a drama?

Perhaps in addition to 'NSFW' and 'Slideshow' we should start using a 'Content Free Article' qualifier.

Isn't that the chick from the Cosby show?

Shiat LePouffe is to acting as Stevie Wonder is to F1 racing.
(some things are best left to the experts)

I don't get the hate on this kid. He's not the best actor, sure. But he can definitely hold his own. Outside of Indiana Jones 4 and transformers 2, I've enjoyed Most of the movies I've seen him in.

Guess it's just kind of part of the Fark Hivemind of Hate.

chewy milk: I don't get the hate on this kid. He's not the best actor, sure. But he can definitely hold his own. Outside of Indiana Jones 4 and transformers 2, I've enjoyed Most of the movies I've seen him in.

Guess it's just kind of part of the Fark Hivemind of Hate.

Yep.  I don't care either way, but he sure seems to get a lot of attention around here.

Other Hits from The Hivemind of Hate

WWAAAAHHHH LUCAS

WAA-WAAAAAAA INDY 4

WA-WA-WHAAAAAA ST:ENT

WAAAAAAAA NERD MINSTREL SHOW

Hebjamn: Perhaps in addition to 'NSFW' and 'Slideshow' we should start using a 'Content Free Article' qualifier.

....it's about TWITTER.

If you can't put that together on your own we are taking away the sharp objects again.

Man - I took a major Shia LaBeouf this morning, I tell ya.
It bombed so badly that no amount of flushing will ever allow for a sequel!

chewy milk:
Guess it's just kind of part of the Fark Hivemind of Hate.

Welcome to my favorites.

padraig: Shia Laboeuf must have made a deal with the devil for his roles is such high profile movies. Have you ever heard somebody say "hey, let's see this movie, it's got Shia Laboeuf in it" ?

If he gets a role in the new Star Wars movies, he will have both lived and ruined all of my childhood dreams.
He will have got to pal around with Optimus Prime and found out he was Indiana Jones's son, unable portray even a third of the joy and excitement I and an entire generation of people would have been able to muster naturally.
If they trot him out as Han Solo's kid or a Jedi in Training, I might suddenly be against the assault weapons ban.

I loved that scene in Indy 4 where he plays a monkey....such a natural!

So this is apparently a story now.

Perhaps his twitter account is hiding in a lead-lined refrigerator...

http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x5qi9z_shia-labeouf-in-no-no-no-vide o -d_shortfilms

Just say NO