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(YouTube)   Forty years ago today, Mama Curtis birthed the man who'd bring together all of us attractive and successful people. Pour a vodak for Drew's 40th   (youtube.com) divider line 66
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2013-02-07 07:34:24 AM
haha sucka you old now!

...

Wait.

....

:(
 
2013-02-07 07:37:51 AM
Happy birthday Drew!

*hic!*
 
2013-02-07 07:52:21 AM
He don't look a day over 39.
 
2013-02-07 07:53:23 AM
I'll hoist a frosty beverage in your honor tonight fellow Aquarian.

/My 47th was the day before yesterday.
 
2013-02-07 07:53:36 AM

Pants full of macaroni!!: He don't look a day over 39.


I think he looks a youthful 38.5.
 
2013-02-07 07:54:11 AM
Happy Birthday Drew, the man that ruined the concept of workplace productivity for me. :-)
 
2013-02-07 07:57:20 AM
PARTY AT DREW'S HOUSE!

You're all invited!
 
2013-02-07 08:03:56 AM
Welcome to the 40 club, Drew. It's not as bad as people think...
 
2013-02-07 08:05:29 AM
kittysworld.zip.net

Go to hell you old bastard.

/happy birthday Drew!
//please don't have the Rolling Stones killed.
 
2013-02-07 08:10:25 AM
Who?

/happy B-Day
 
2013-02-07 08:11:51 AM
Where is the glitterpoop pic?

I was promised glitterpoop.
 
2013-02-07 08:21:32 AM

Shadow Blasko: Where is the glitterpoop pic?

I was promised glitterpoop.


To each his own...

i.imgur.com

Happy birthday, Drew.
 
2013-02-07 08:23:35 AM
40? Time to quit screwing around on the Internet and do something with his life.
 
2013-02-07 08:29:38 AM
happy birfday!
 
2013-02-07 08:52:08 AM
*tips hat* Well played Sir!
 
2013-02-07 08:52:57 AM
Happy birthday Oldy McOlderson...

www.ezpartyzone.com
 
2013-02-07 08:54:33 AM
Have a wonderful birthday, Drew!  (May you get plenty of upvotes on your Reddit submissions.)
 
2013-02-07 08:58:45 AM
Happy birthday Drew. Imagine all that the combined brains of all the Farkers in the world could have accomplished by now without your site existing.  THANKS!
 
2013-02-07 09:05:16 AM
Were they singing?  Or just letting words fall out of their mouths?
 
2013-02-07 09:06:13 AM
He's pretty buff for 40:
imageshack.us
 
2013-02-07 09:09:22 AM
Happy birthday Drew.  Duke sucks.
 
2013-02-07 09:14:33 AM
Happy Birthday Drew.  I'll buy you a TotalGawker account as soon as they offer one.  Because you know how awesome that would be. :)
 
2013-02-07 09:19:11 AM
Welcome to 40+.  No, the aches and pains do not go away.  Yes, that little peanut you feel when you sit down is your prostate and it won't get any smaller.  Don't ask what the doctor is doing with the rubber gloves behind you.  And yes, people younger than you are getting stupider and stupider.
 
2013-02-07 09:28:57 AM
Happy 40th, Drew. I have 3/4 of a bottle of Sauza Conmemorativo anejo at home.  I'll have a shot in your honor.

And then after lunch, I'll come back to work.
 
2013-02-07 09:31:00 AM
Happy Birthday!  Welcome to the 40-and-over club - it all falls apart from here on out.
 
2013-02-07 09:40:36 AM
I shall celebrate by getting LBJ a little extra liquored up tonight, because Drew's birthday should be commemorated with AWs and booze.
 
2013-02-07 09:49:32 AM

likefunbutnot: I shall celebrate by getting LBJ a little extra liquored up tonight, because Drew's birthday should be commemorated with AWs and booze.


LBJ?

Drew wasn't even born when Lyndon Johnson was president!

Although, by all accounts, he would have been a fun drunk.
 
2013-02-07 09:52:53 AM

Duelist: Welcome to 40+.  No, the aches and pains do not go away.  Yes, that little peanut you feel when you sit down is your prostate and it won't get any smaller.  Don't ask what the doctor is doing with the rubber gloves behind you.  And yes, people younger than you are getting stupider and stupider.


And when the Dr is doing the prostate check make sure that he doesn't have both hands on your shoulders..

/especially if your Dr is female
//unless you're into that
 
2013-02-07 09:55:21 AM

FirstNationalBastard: Although, by all accounts, he would have been a fun drunk.


So is the one I'm talking about.
 
2013-02-07 10:01:19 AM
farm4.staticflickr.com
Drew Curtis Is: The Fark Knight by FreeVerse Photography, on Flickr
Can anyone get this on a cake in time for the party?
(No clowns...they scare him)
 
2013-02-07 10:23:25 AM
Today is my 8th anniversary of joining Fark.

/this means something
//Happy birthday Drew
 
2013-02-07 10:28:46 AM
I was hoping for Curtis Mayfield.... oh well. Happy Birfisday there Drew
 
2013-02-07 10:42:14 AM
Happy birthday Drew, thanks for giving me a place to waste more time than anyone in my family can believe...

/worth it to me though
 
2013-02-07 10:45:00 AM
40 is the new 30.

Happy Birthday, Drew.
 
2013-02-07 10:53:57 AM
Happy Birthday you old coot!

Oh, wait, you're younger than me... guess I'M the old coot!

Happy Birthday you young whippersnapper! :-)
 
2013-02-07 11:03:08 AM
Happy Birthday Drew!! Cheers!
 
2013-02-07 11:27:58 AM
Happy Birthday!
I'l toast our eventual mid-life crises when I get home from my soul-crushing desk job!
 
2013-02-07 11:35:11 AM
Congrats.  Get a colonoscopy and a prostate exam.  Not necessarily in that order.  All the money and success in the world and you still have to put things in your butt.  Happy Birthday.
 
2013-02-07 11:37:09 AM
It's nice he dressed up for the occasion.

i.imgur.com
 
2013-02-07 11:56:00 AM
Wait, Drew's only a year older than I am? Man, I really need to get working on that thing that "really will make me a millionaire within 5 years, I swear" that I've been planning on working on for 20 years now.

Or, just go have a beer. One or the other.
 
2013-02-07 12:07:03 PM
Went on a river trip with the editor of the SL Trib. He's impressed with your model.

I'll buy you a beer or ten if you're in SLC. Drop me a note!
Brewery tours!
Happy B-day!
 
2013-02-07 12:22:05 PM
Is this the right Drew?
 
2013-02-07 12:25:54 PM
What?! Drew is only 40? Damn. He looks like he's not a day younger than 50.

Happy Birthday anyway!
 
2013-02-07 12:35:53 PM
Drew isn't 40 years old - he is 30 years old (with 10 years experience).
 
2013-02-07 01:20:33 PM
Haha, you're old.

Kentucky sucks.
 
2013-02-07 01:30:19 PM
i171.photobucket.com

Got nothin'.  Just wanted to post.  Happy birthday.
 
2013-02-07 01:35:21 PM
Happy Birfday, Drew! It's all down hill now !
 
2013-02-07 01:46:14 PM
Happy Birthday Drew!
 
2013-02-07 02:40:03 PM
Got nothing just wanted to say Happy Birthday Drew.
 
2013-02-07 02:58:52 PM
Happy Birthday!

When you come up to Toronto next time there's a lap dance on me!
 
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