jaylectricity: Can't he just sign his 1040 "under duress and coercion"?
Amos Quito: He's obviously trisexual.
Shadow Blasko: zombat: Confabulat: ciberido: But there's more than one version/translation and they don't all give the same number.Yeah i've heard 216 is the number based on "6 by 6 by 6" only once but i heard it/ read itI have it on very VERY good authority that the number of the beast is 10,314,424,798,490,535,546,171,949,056 (66)6
zombat: Confabulat: ciberido: But there's more than one version/translation and they don't all give the same number.Yeah i've heard 216 is the number based on "6 by 6 by 6" only once but i heard it/ read it
styckx: Bible belt problems
WHY MUST YOU CONTINUE TO BE SO GODDAMN STUPID, TENNESSEE!WHY?!?WHY MUST YOU REPRESENT THE RARE SANE TENNESSEEIAN IN SUCH A MANNER?!?
Chinchillazilla: Clearly, we should just go directly from 665 to 667. Like hotel floors going from 12 to 14 so psychos won't freak about being on the 13th floor.
KrispyKritter: KrispyKritter: i can't imagine how people figured out the math to put people on the moon and get them back again. as far as i'm concerned it may as well be witchcraft, my puny brain is mystified by some things.
SpdrJay: Uh, is this the same bible that makes it a sin to eat shellfish?
Mugato: . I've never picked up a Bible
Bob Falfa: That is farking pathetic. He's either looking to get fired or somebody in payroll is messing with him.At the rental car company where I used to work, I got an email from one of my managers asking if we could get rid of space #666. It took me several days to realize he was serious. No, I'm not re-striping the lot because some sad, pathetic customer didn't want the car from space #666. IT'S SATAN'S BUICK!!
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