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(The Tennessean)   "All he wants is for his former employer to give him a new W-2 without a Satanic number on it. Otherwise, he said, he can't file his taxes"   (tennessean.com) divider line 33
    More: Asinine, Walter Slonopas, Book of Revelation, born-again christian, Clarksville, wrong number, employees, Jewish Studies, Proctor & Gamble  
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2013-02-07 06:55:02 AM  
4 votes:
i.walmartimages.com
2013-02-06 10:12:25 PM  
4 votes:
That is farking pathetic. He's either looking to get fired or somebody in payroll is messing with him.

At the rental car company where I used to work, I got an email from one of my managers asking if we could get rid of space #666. It took me several days to realize he was serious. No, I'm not re-striping the lot because some sad, pathetic customer didn't want the car from space #666. IT'S SATAN'S BUICK!!
2013-02-07 03:46:05 AM  
3 votes:
i.imgur.com
2013-02-07 03:43:15 AM  
3 votes:
If you kept getting 666 assigned to you in life despite your best efforts, maybe you should just shut up and focus on your duties as the anti-Christ, already.
2013-02-07 12:35:19 AM  
3 votes:

jaylectricity: Can't he just sign his 1040 "under duress and coercion"?



Amos Quito: He's obviously trisexual.



That, sir, was a Revelation.
2013-02-07 04:08:23 AM  
2 votes:
Is his new number potato?
2013-02-07 04:05:42 AM  
2 votes:

Shadow Blasko: zombat: Confabulat: ciberido: But there's more than one version/translation and they don't all give the same number.

Yeah i've heard 216 is the number based on "6 by 6 by 6" only once but i heard it/ read it

I have it on very VERY good authority that the number of the beast is 10,314,424,798,490,535,546,171,949,056


 (66)6


oh crap that's my PIN
2013-02-07 04:04:05 AM  
2 votes:

zombat: Confabulat: ciberido: But there's more than one version/translation and they don't all give the same number.

Yeah i've heard 216 is the number based on "6 by 6 by 6" only once but i heard it/ read it


I have it on very VERY good authority that the number of the beast is 10,314,424,798,490,535,546,171,949,056


 (66)6
2013-02-06 11:46:47 PM  
2 votes:
I had a client who had three consecutive sixes in his Social Security number. He had his number officially changed. His new number contained three consecutive nines. I'm pretty sure someone at the Social Security Administration had a sense of humorous and was farking with him.
2013-02-06 10:37:40 PM  
2 votes:
i used to live in a place where the telephone exchange was 666. i turned out evil. coincidence? i think not.

i264.photobucket.com
2013-02-07 01:32:04 PM  
1 votes:
If I had time and money to burn,  I'd publish a bible with 666 pages,  just for grins.
2013-02-07 09:49:07 AM  
1 votes:
encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com
Best Iron Maiden Album Ever!
2013-02-07 08:41:23 AM  
1 votes:

styckx: Bible belt problems


We need to start a blizzard of that hashtag on twitter.

Traffic jam. Will only be 1 hour early to church. Worried for my soul #biblebeltproblems

New neighbor's son has an earring. Satan is invading the neighborhood. Rapture is near #biblebeltproblems

Brown guy on bus didn't say "bless you" when I sneezed. Sharia law is taking over #biblebeltproblems
2013-02-07 07:45:45 AM  
1 votes:
reason.com
2013-02-07 04:48:38 AM  
1 votes:
WHY MUST YOU CONTINUE TO BE SO GODDAMN STUPID, TENNESSEE!

WHY?!?

WHY MUST YOU REPRESENT THE RARE SANE TENNESSEEIAN IN SUCH A MANNER?!?
2013-02-07 04:40:36 AM  
1 votes:

Chinchillazilla: Clearly, we should just go directly from 665 to 667. Like hotel floors going from 12 to 14 so psychos won't freak about being on the 13th floor.


They should change anything with 666 on it to 29A.
2013-02-07 04:09:06 AM  
1 votes:
You asked for a number

One was given to you

Now you must live with it

/demonic haiku
2013-02-07 04:02:23 AM  
1 votes:

KrispyKritter: KrispyKritter: i can't imagine how people figured out the math to put people on the moon and get them back again. as far as i'm concerned it may as well be witchcraft, my puny brain is mystified by some things.


You're ok with how magnets work though right?
2013-02-07 03:47:28 AM  
1 votes:
I went to get lunch at a Long John Silver's a long time ago, and the guy in front of me was told his order cost $6.66. He refused to pay it and insisted on changing his order to avoid falling to the clutches of Satan.
2013-02-07 03:40:17 AM  
1 votes:
Me so solly...

allisnow.com
2013-02-07 03:32:23 AM  
1 votes:

SpdrJay: Uh, is this the same bible that makes it a sin to eat shellfish?


We'll, I already trimmed my facial hair today, so I might as well complete my sin-wagon to Hell and have some shrimp scampi.
2013-02-07 03:30:57 AM  
1 votes:
Uh, is this the same bible that makes it a sin to eat shellfish?
2013-02-07 03:29:20 AM  
1 votes:
I had to RTFA just to see what amazing career he walked away from over this.

Even before I clicked I was pretty sure it wasn't going to be "Chief of Neurosurgery at Vanderbilt University Hospital" or "Physics Professor at the University of Tennessee."
2013-02-07 03:26:25 AM  
1 votes:
upload.wikimedia.org

I tore these out of your symbol and they turned into tax forms.
2013-02-07 01:00:10 AM  
1 votes:

Mugato: . I've never picked up a Bible


You aren't missing much. Despite its reputation, it's not a very good book.
2013-02-07 12:04:08 AM  
1 votes:
There is little to no excuse for this level of superstitious ignorance. He should either be killed, along with any descendants, or else admit that this is a mentally deranged ploy of some kind.

It isn't the dark ages anymore, dumbass.
2013-02-06 10:40:50 PM  
1 votes:

Bob Falfa: That is farking pathetic. He's either looking to get fired or somebody in payroll is messing with him.

At the rental car company where I used to work, I got an email from one of my managers asking if we could get rid of space #666. It took me several days to realize he was serious. No, I'm not re-striping the lot because some sad, pathetic customer didn't want the car from space #666. IT'S SATAN'S BUICK!!


It would make sense that Christine would come back as a rental car.
2013-02-06 10:34:48 PM  
1 votes:
Oh for heaven's sake.
2013-02-06 10:27:18 PM  
1 votes:
"$6.66?! Give me a pack of gum!"
2013-02-06 10:26:27 PM  
1 votes:
Please not my state please not my state please not my state...

FTA: "A Clarksville man said that he quit his job last week in order to save his soul. "

Goddamnitsomuch Tennessee....

Can we have one week without you making a spectacle of yourself. Judges snorting hydros sold by prostitutes, state politicians saying AIDs came from monkey buttsex, Bob Corker existing...

I hate this place sometimes...

/at least the mountains are pretty.
2013-02-06 10:18:35 PM  
1 votes:
cmsimg.tennessean.com

What a smug douchebag might look like.
ZAZ [TotalFark]
2013-02-06 10:08:53 PM  
1 votes:
By accepting W-2 form 666 you sell the IRS to the devil.
2013-02-06 10:06:27 PM  
1 votes:
Yeah, that'll hold up in court. Must admit it is a little weird that it keeps coming up... maybe somebody at work is messing with him?
 
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