Bob Falfa: That is farking pathetic. He's either looking to get fired or somebody in payroll is messing with him.At the rental car company where I used to work, I got an email from one of my managers asking if we could get rid of space #666. It took me several days to realize he was serious. No, I'm not re-striping the lot because some sad, pathetic customer didn't want the car from space #666. IT'S SATAN'S BUICK!!
Three Crooked Squirrels: I had a client who had three consecutive sixes in his Social Security number. He had his number officially changed. His new number contained three consecutive nines. I'm pretty sure someone at the Social Security Administration had a sense of humorous and was farking with him.
jaylectricity: Can't he just sign his 1040 "under duress and coercion"?
Amos Quito: He's obviously trisexual.
Mugato: I realize this isn't the point of the story but the 666 thing isn't even in the Bible, is it? That's what I heard anyway.
Confabulat: You can think it's weird, but it's definitely in there.
Mugato: . I've never picked up a Bible
Confabulat: When I was a kid, our phone number ended in -6668. My mom called and had it changed, much to my chagrin.
Confabulat: Mugato: . I've never picked up a BibleYou aren't missing much. Despite its reputation, it's not a very good book.
SpdrJay: Uh, is this the same bible that makes it a sin to eat shellfish?
Shadowknight: SpdrJay: Uh, is this the same bible that makes it a sin to eat shellfish?We'll, I already trimmed my facial hair today, so I might as well complete my sin-wagon to Hell and have some shrimp scampi.
Aulus: The whole thing is silly, especially when one finds out that some of the earliest MSS of Revelation have 616 instead of 666.
Sid_6.7: There is little to no excuse for this level of superstitious ignorance. He should either be killed, along with any descendants, or else admit that this is a mentally deranged ploy of some kind.It isn't the dark ages anymore, dumbass.
Rufus Lee King: Look, it's quite simple to anyone who understands numerology: 6+6+6=18. 1+8=9. "Number 9", when spoken backwards, says "Turn me on, dead man." This is a sign of pure evil.If you don't believe me, just look at this:
Confabulat: Mugato: I realize this isn't the point of the story but the 666 thing isn't even in the Bible, is it? That's what I heard anyway.Sure it is. Revelation 13:15-18:And he had power to give life unto the image of the beast, that the image of the beast should both speak, and cause that as many as would not worship the image of the beast should be killed.16And he causeth all, both small and great, rich and poor, free and bond, to receive a mark in their right hand, or in their foreheads:17and that no man might buy or sell, save he that had the mark, or the name of the beast, or the number of his name.18Here is wisdom. Let him that hath understanding count the number of the beast: for it is the number of a man; and his number is Six hundred threescore and six.You can think it's weird, but it's definitely in there.
Rufus Lee King: Clarksville? The poor man has apparently taken the last train.[images.wikia.com image 850x637]
ciberido: But there's more than one version/translation and they don't all give the same number.
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