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(Yahoo! health)   From the "we pulled this number out of our ass" association: Every alcoholic drink you have after the first one brings you 15 minutes closer to death   ( divider line
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2013-02-06 09:22:54 PM  
7 votes:
Did you know that every day you live brings you 24 hours closer to death?
2013-02-07 01:26:20 AM  
5 votes:
2013-02-06 09:35:58 PM  
3 votes:
Or, undeath in some cases.
2013-02-06 09:35:51 PM  
3 votes:
if i take 25 minutes per drink, and drink constantly when i'm awake, will i live forever? 'cause i'm goin there, baby. i'm goin there. to infinity and beyond!
2013-02-06 09:19:46 PM  
3 votes:
Well, it does take about fifteen minutes to finish off an alcoholic drink, so ...
2013-02-07 01:23:23 AM  
2 votes:
2013-02-07 12:27:05 AM  
2 votes:

DownDaRiver: By that logic I shouldn't have lived long enough to have my heart broken by the most wonderful woman a man could ever love.

Which of course caused me to drink even more, so there's no way in hell I should have made it this far.

You were going to live to 174. We were going to idolize you, canonize you, and just generally sodomize you after you lost your will to live.

Trust're better off.
2013-02-07 04:52:12 PM  
1 vote:

R.I.P Farker Olddinosaur


2013-02-07 03:10:33 PM  
1 vote:
Solution: Get a bigger first drink and only drink 1
2013-02-07 02:35:44 PM  
1 vote:

bingethinker: Did you know that every day you live brings you 24 hours closer to death?

mind = blown
2013-02-07 08:01:50 AM  
1 vote:

2013-02-07 07:12:16 AM  
1 vote:
Don't you get it?  We ARE the walking dead!
2013-02-07 03:00:33 AM  
1 vote:

pissjunkie: What happens if you die?

Ummm... everything but living?

/What happens when you cross rhinoceros with an elephant?
2013-02-07 02:49:31 AM  
1 vote:
I'm drunk right now
So I am really getting a kick out of these replies.
Sam f you guys are very good at makshg it sound like you knwno what you takling are about.
But trust but aha me.... You dont naw.
think you just want to amke yourself sound smart, when reality you dnt know what you talking about.
Thos is how bad info gers passed around If you dont know about
the topic
....Dont make urself sound like u dop.
Cuz sme Farkers belive anything thy hear.
2013-02-07 01:57:41 AM  
1 vote:
No one told me there was going to be math.

I'm too drunk for math.

Not drunk enought to quit writing an essay due probably two hours ago, but definitely too drunk for math.

Ha I originally wrote "for meth". No one is too drunk for meth. Do THAT math, Yahoo! health.
2013-02-07 01:45:04 AM  
1 vote:

I cried when Spock died too....
2013-02-07 01:34:32 AM  
1 vote:

It's true. I'm already sick of your bullshiat and I don't even know you.
2013-02-07 01:34:12 AM  
1 vote:

RodneyToady: Vodka Zombie: Or, undeath in some cases.

Like Bela Lugosi?

No, Bela Lugosi's Dead.
2013-02-07 01:24:44 AM  
1 vote:
OK, check my math here.  They say that if you have only ONE drink, it adds 30 minutes to your life.
So if I have ONE drink on Sunday, Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday evenings, I've added 2.5 hours onto my life.  If on Friday, I have my first drink (adding my total up to 3 hours), I can then have 12 more drinks that evening without altering my baseline lifespan.  Right?
2013-02-07 01:23:18 AM  
1 vote:
What if you are 14 minutes from death when you have the 15-minute second drink?

Some kinda time travel or singularity thing?
2013-02-07 01:18:04 AM  
1 vote:
If that were true I'd have never made it out of my twenties.
2013-02-07 12:18:03 AM  
1 vote:
First one ever, OR first one of the day? This could be a matter of YEARS people!!!
2013-02-07 12:00:48 AM  
1 vote:
So, David Crosby's a Highlander, then?
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