DownDaRiver: By that logic I shouldn't have lived long enough to have my heart broken by the most wonderful woman a man could ever love.Which of course caused me to drink even more, so there's no way in hell I should have made it this far.
R.I.P Farker Olddinosaur1947---1832obvious?
bingethinker: Did you know that every day you live brings you 24 hours closer to death?
pissjunkie: What happens if you die?
RodneyToady: Vodka Zombie: Or, undeath in some cases.Like Bela Lugosi?
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