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(Yahoo! health)   From the "we pulled this number out of our ass" association: Every alcoholic drink you have after the first one brings you 15 minutes closer to death   (health.yahoo.net) divider line 20
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2013-02-06 09:19:46 PM  
7 votes:
Well, it does take about fifteen minutes to finish off an alcoholic drink, so ...
2013-02-06 09:22:54 PM  
5 votes:
Did you know that every day you live brings you 24 hours closer to death?
2013-02-07 01:26:20 AM  
4 votes:
25.media.tumblr.com
2013-02-07 02:21:42 AM  
2 votes:
Who cares, it takes 15 minutes off your life at the end of it.

I don't really have a problem shaving a few years off the senile, immobile, adult-diapers, kids biatching about what you're leaving them in your will phase.
2013-02-06 10:38:35 PM  
2 votes:
By that logic I shouldn't have lived long enough to have my heart broken by the most wonderful woman a man could ever love.

Which of course caused me to drink even more, so there's no way in hell I should have made it this far.
2013-02-06 09:35:51 PM  
2 votes:
if i take 25 minutes per drink, and drink constantly when i'm awake, will i live forever? 'cause i'm goin there, baby. i'm goin there. to infinity and beyond!
2013-02-07 07:12:16 AM  
1 votes:
Don't you get it?  We ARE the walking dead!
2013-02-07 06:14:59 AM  
1 votes:

ciberido: SpdrJay: What if you are 14 minutes from death when you have the 15-minute second drink?

Some kinda time travel or singularity thing?

Like that Nickleback song?


"The Uploader has not made this video available in your country".

He's doing me a favor here.
2013-02-07 02:56:54 AM  
1 votes:
There are 35,040 fifteen-minute periods in a 365 day year. At ten drinks a day, you'd shave off a year of life after 9.6 years of drinking.

By that math, binge-drinking every day for 38 years will only shorten your life by four years. That seems...conservative.
2013-02-07 02:28:43 AM  
1 votes:
Okay, so 4 drinks= -1 hour

4000 drinks=-1000 hours

That's only what, 50 days off your life? Less than 2 months?

and 40, 000 drinks, which would be insane, wouldn't even be 2 years?


It's all about moderation people. Don't binge the Fark out of your liver, don't drink and drive. Enjoy!
2013-02-07 02:14:38 AM  
1 votes:
fakeplus.com
2013-02-07 01:57:41 AM  
1 votes:
No one told me there was going to be math.

I'm too drunk for math.

Not drunk enought to quit writing an essay due probably two hours ago, but definitely too drunk for math.

Ha I originally wrote "for meth". No one is too drunk for meth. Do THAT math, Yahoo! health.
2013-02-07 01:34:32 AM  
1 votes:
Salsashark1

It's true. I'm already sick of your bullshiat and I don't even know you.
2013-02-07 01:26:40 AM  
1 votes:
I think that is a totally bullshiat claim.

/crawls back into his moss-covered crypt
2013-02-07 01:24:44 AM  
1 votes:
OK, check my math here.  They say that if you have only ONE drink, it adds 30 minutes to your life.
So if I have ONE drink on Sunday, Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday evenings, I've added 2.5 hours onto my life.  If on Friday, I have my first drink (adding my total up to 3 hours), I can then have 12 more drinks that evening without altering my baseline lifespan.  Right?
2013-02-07 01:18:55 AM  
1 votes:
Women in my family live to mid-to-late 90's. I have no interest in that, so apparently I need to start drinking.
2013-02-07 12:27:05 AM  
1 votes:

DownDaRiver: By that logic I shouldn't have lived long enough to have my heart broken by the most wonderful woman a man could ever love.

Which of course caused me to drink even more, so there's no way in hell I should have made it this far.


You were going to live to 174. We were going to idolize you, canonize you, and just generally sodomize you after you lost your will to live.

Trust me...you're better off.
2013-02-07 12:00:48 AM  
1 votes:
So, David Crosby's a Highlander, then?
2013-02-06 10:51:48 PM  
1 votes:

Godscrack: For every drink you want, but don't have, get's you 15 minutes added to life.


And those are the fifteen minutes where you really need a farking drink.
2013-02-06 10:36:29 PM  
1 votes:
For every drink you want, but don't have, get's you 15 minutes added to life.
 
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