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(Yahoo! health)   From the "we pulled this number out of our ass" association: Every alcoholic drink you have after the first one brings you 15 minutes closer to death   (health.yahoo.net) divider line 164
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2013-02-07 01:44:21 AM
Everything in moderation.
 
2013-02-07 01:45:04 AM
98.998er


I cried when Spock died too....
 
2013-02-07 01:45:22 AM
As a male who eats red meat, drinks heavily, smokes and watches a lot of TV I think this study is----ACK................
 
2013-02-07 01:46:08 AM

RodneyToady: Vodka Zombie: Or, undeath in some cases.

Like Bela Lugosi?


Bela Lugosi's dead.

But the chorus is "undead, undead, undead" so now I'm confused.....
 
2013-02-07 01:49:40 AM
From the we pulled this out of our ass association.

topnews.in

President of the WPTOOOA Association
 
2013-02-07 01:49:49 AM
Keith Richards must be a highlander or something I guess
 
2013-02-07 01:50:13 AM
You mean I coulda been 200 years old if I hadn't drank as much as I have?
 
2013-02-07 01:52:03 AM
i172.photobucket.com
 
2013-02-07 01:53:15 AM
Drinking eases the pain of being alive
-likely stolen from charlie bukowski
 
2013-02-07 01:55:02 AM
I am pretty good with numbers, so I am planning my demise around October 12th, 1994.
 
2013-02-07 01:55:15 AM
"alcoholic" is the wrong word.

An "alcoholic" drink is something like burbon with a little coffee in it.

At thesaurus.com  they list "spritous" under "alcoholic"   I don't think either of those terms are correct... should probably be "spiritous"
 
2013-02-07 01:56:06 AM
Thank goodness, maybe I can down 1 a minute and get this over with!
 
2013-02-07 01:57:20 AM

Repsej: Thank goodness, maybe I can down 1 a minute and get this over with!


Shots only take a few seconds
 
2013-02-07 01:57:24 AM
old age is over rated. your friends are all dead, your health is gone, you're bitter because of being stuck in a wheelchair after a heart attack, seizures or a stroke. be happy and drink yourself into an early grave.
 
2013-02-07 01:57:41 AM
No one told me there was going to be math.

I'm too drunk for math.

Not drunk enought to quit writing an essay due probably two hours ago, but definitely too drunk for math.

Ha I originally wrote "for meth". No one is too drunk for meth. Do THAT math, Yahoo! health.
 
2013-02-07 02:00:32 AM
That's okay, those are the 15 I didn't want.
 
2013-02-07 02:01:12 AM
Hell, by that rationale I've probably lapped my own mortality.
 
2013-02-07 02:02:06 AM
I think I'm in fairly good shape for someone who should have died during the Clinton administration.
 
2013-02-07 02:14:17 AM

Strongbeerrules: I think I'm in fairly good shape for someone who should have died during the Clinton administration.


Vince Foster would like to talk to you when the time is right.
 
2013-02-07 02:14:38 AM
fakeplus.com
 
2013-02-07 02:16:25 AM
It's amazing the stuff you can pull out of your dash.

i.huffpost.com
 
2013-02-07 02:21:25 AM
Fifteen glorious minutes of debauchery. It was worth it.
 
2013-02-07 02:21:42 AM
Who cares, it takes 15 minutes off your life at the end of it.

I don't really have a problem shaving a few years off the senile, immobile, adult-diapers, kids biatching about what you're leaving them in your will phase.
 
2013-02-07 02:23:30 AM
As with everything else... "If you do that you will shorten your life!"

Yeah... We know. Everyone is just choosing how they want to die, so just leave us to slowly murder ourselves in peace.
 
2013-02-07 02:25:26 AM
So what? Everytime a bus hits me, gives me 15 seconds more excitement of flying before my life ends.
 
2013-02-07 02:25:52 AM
"Every alcoholic drink you have after the first one brings you 15 minutes closer to death"

I disagree.
Everyone knows that when the bourbon goes in
the pain has to go somewhere.

/I figure if I drink enough, I'll be pain free and live FOREVER!
 
2013-02-07 02:26:45 AM

DarkSoulNoHope: So what? Everytime a bus hits me, gives me 15 seconds more excitement of flying before my life ends.


Do you get hit by buses often?
How's that workin' out for ya?
 
2013-02-07 02:27:50 AM

Baz the Spaz: DarkSoulNoHope: So what? Everytime a bus hits me, gives me 15 seconds more excitement of flying before my life ends.

Do you get hit by buses often?
How's that workin' out for ya?


They for some reason stop before they get to me, weird. It's all about timing though. I'll get it right eventually.
 
2013-02-07 02:28:43 AM
Okay, so 4 drinks= -1 hour

4000 drinks=-1000 hours

That's only what, 50 days off your life? Less than 2 months?

and 40, 000 drinks, which would be insane, wouldn't even be 2 years?


It's all about moderation people. Don't binge the Fark out of your liver, don't drink and drive. Enjoy!
 
2013-02-07 02:31:51 AM
Easy disproval. Give a drink to someone on death row. If they die 15 minutes before their execution, okay.OTHERWISE BS.
 
2013-02-07 02:34:34 AM
I don't really want those last years. I say these old people who are sick and mind wandering and I never really want to be that.

Besides drinking and smoking and sex and gambling make these years more biatchin
 
2013-02-07 02:35:42 AM

octopied: Okay, so 4 drinks= -1 hour


The first three are free. 7 drinks = -1 hour. But yeah.
 
2013-02-07 02:36:44 AM

FlippityFlap: 98.998er


I cried when Spock died too....


I don't know if you're man or woman, beautiful or hideous, but I'm in love with you, in a non-creepy, non-stalkerous way.

/much more interesting than "this," don't you think?
 
2013-02-07 02:46:52 AM
It's funny watching drunks get butraged.
 
2013-02-07 02:48:53 AM

bingethinker: Did you know that every day you live brings you 24 hours closer to death?


Living is the leading cause of death.

/Oh waitasecond.
//Shiat! Shouldn't have done that! Compromised my life a little bit.
 
2013-02-07 02:49:31 AM
I'm drunk right now
So I am really getting a kick out of these replies.
Sam f you guys are very good at makshg it sound like you knwno what you takling are about.
But trust but aha me.... You dont naw.
think you just want to amke yourself sound smart, when reality you dnt know what you talking about.
Thos is how bad info gers passed around If you dont know about
the topic
....Dont make urself sound like u dop.
Cuz sme Farkers belive anything thy hear.
 
2013-02-07 02:51:10 AM

XplodedSynapses: Living is the leading cause of death.


That's why I refuse to leave my mom's basement. She keeps telling me to go out and live my life, but I have other plans.
 
2013-02-07 02:51:34 AM

Godscrack: For every drink you want, but don't have, get's you 15 minutes added to life.


Where have you been? Or have i been in the wrong threads to see you?
 
2013-02-07 02:52:35 AM

LordOfThePings: XplodedSynapses: Living is the leading cause of death.

That's why I refuse to leave my mom's basement. She keeps telling me to go out and live my life, but I have other plans.


Living forever?

/Please tell me it can happen?
 
2013-02-07 02:53:47 AM

XplodedSynapses: LordOfThePings: XplodedSynapses: Living is the leading cause of death.

That's why I refuse to leave my mom's basement. She keeps telling me to go out and live my life, but I have other plans.

Living forever?


Or I'll die trying.
 
2013-02-07 02:54:50 AM

LordOfThePings: XplodedSynapses: LordOfThePings: XplodedSynapses: Living is the leading cause of death.

That's why I refuse to leave my mom's basement. She keeps telling me to go out and live my life, but I have other plans.

Living forever?

Or I'll die trying.


Me too.
 
2013-02-07 02:56:42 AM
Holds up a shot of Absolut and a chaser of Absolut. With a beer, of course.

/Cheers to all lovers of life!
//It ends.
///So be it!
 
2013-02-07 02:56:54 AM
There are 35,040 fifteen-minute periods in a 365 day year. At ten drinks a day, you'd shave off a year of life after 9.6 years of drinking.

By that math, binge-drinking every day for 38 years will only shorten your life by four years. That seems...conservative.
 
2013-02-07 02:58:38 AM
What happens if you die?
 
2013-02-07 02:58:52 AM

Albino Squid: There are 35,040 fifteen-minute periods in a 365 day year. At ten drinks a day, you'd shave off a year of life after 9.6 years of drinking.

By that math, binge-drinking every day for 38 years will only shorten your life by four years. That seems...conservative.

Not

reasonable?
 
2013-02-07 03:00:33 AM

pissjunkie: What happens if you die?


Ummm... everything but living?

/What happens when you cross rhinoceros with an elephant?
//Elephino!
 
2013-02-07 03:02:08 AM
It's not the drinking that will kill me, now it's the cirrhosis I was diagnosed with.
 
2013-02-07 03:03:01 AM
i've killed the thread. i am so sorry all.
 
2013-02-07 03:05:08 AM

XplodedSynapses: i've killed the thread. i am so sorry all.


Give the thread a carrot and an Irish coffee.
 
2013-02-07 03:07:38 AM

Badafuco: It's not the drinking that will kill me, now it's the cirrhosis I was diagnosed with.


Read your profile.
i am so sorry brotha'. No one deserves that malady at such a young age. i hope you get to a place that you find peace. Whether it's without a transplant or with one.
 
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