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(Daily Mail)   German neurologist claims to have found the area of the brain where evil lurks in killers, rapists and robbers. This is not a movie plot   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 184
    More: Scary, German government, developmental disorder, genetic predisposition, antisocial behavior, completely normal, serotonin, rapists, personality disorders  
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2013-02-06 07:12:51 PM  
Beware, tfa is Godwinned.
 
2013-02-06 07:19:27 PM  
Kent Allard  is unimpressed.
 
2013-02-06 08:13:37 PM  
The next logical step: jabbing that area of the brain with a sharp stick.
 
2013-02-06 08:18:44 PM  
How'd I know he'd be German?
 
2013-02-06 08:23:13 PM  
i1079.photobucket.com
 
2013-02-06 08:27:16 PM  
While you are about that lobotomy, just cut that little piece out.

// Yes, it's a dark, dark matter.
 
2013-02-06 08:28:54 PM  
No mention of a peer-reviewed study, yet he asserts:

'But when I will look at young people, and I see there are developmental disorders in the lower forehead brain, I can say that there is a felon in the making with 66 per cent probability. "

I also admire the precision.
 
2013-02-06 08:30:04 PM  

Mugato: How'd I know he'd be German?



Maybe because the headline says "German neurologist claims to have found the area of the brain where evil lurks in killers, rapists and robbers"?


/Just a guess


;-)
 
2013-02-06 08:30:35 PM  

Mugato: How'd I know he'd be German?


That Doctor Krieger *is* incorrigible, isn't he?
 
2013-02-06 08:30:53 PM  
Nur der Schatten weiß
 
2013-02-06 08:32:18 PM  

grokca: Kent Allard  is unimpressed.


I'm impressed you know who Kent Allard is and not just Lamont Cranston.
 
2013-02-06 08:37:08 PM  

Amos Quito: Mugato: How'd I know he'd be German?


Maybe because the headline says "German neurologist claims to have found the area of the brain where evil lurks in killers, rapists and robbers"?


/Just a guess


;-)


Heh. I just scanned the headline while someone was talking to me. Missed it.
 
2013-02-06 08:43:03 PM  
Don't want to spoil it for you, but I saw this on Law&Order.  Turns out it's bullsh*t.
 
2013-02-06 08:53:26 PM  
The Shadow is farking useless here, as he was apparently only interest in people's hearts.
 
2013-02-06 08:54:13 PM  

The Muthaship: Don't want to spoil it for you, but I saw this on Law&Order.  Turns out it's bullsh*t.


The medical documentary Law&Order?
 
2013-02-06 09:05:05 PM  

Mugato: The Muthaship: Don't want to spoil it for you, but I saw this on Law&Order.  Turns out it's bullsh*t.

The medical documentary Law&Order?


Yep.  It's peer reviewed!

/they really did have this episode, though....
 
2013-02-06 09:10:42 PM  

AdolfOliverPanties: The Shadow is farking useless here, as he was apparently only interest in people's hearts.


i1079.photobucket.com
 
2013-02-06 09:14:18 PM  

Mugato: How'd I know he'd be German?


Yup, count on the Germans to identify evil.
 
2013-02-06 09:38:06 PM  

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: The next logical step: jabbing that area of the brain with a sharp stick.


Seems we've been down this road before.

Still, I would rather have s bottle in front of me than a frontal labotomy!
 
2013-02-06 09:41:34 PM  

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: The next logical step: jabbing that area of the brain with a sharp stick.




OK you go find a stick I'll go find a habitual criminal, maybe a redhead one since they don't have souls... Anyone know where Lohan is hiding out?
 
2013-02-06 09:54:46 PM  

Spiralmonkey: OK you go find a stick I'll go find a habitual criminal


Now THAT is a good assignment of duties!


Darth_Lukecash: Still, I would rather have s bottle in front of me than a frontal labotomy!


BA-DUM-CHA
 
2013-02-06 09:57:36 PM  
FTFA:"He says his researches have led him to believe that some criminals have a 'genetic predisposition' to violence."


No no NO...  That is absolutely dangerous to talk about, he should know better.  People will use it as an excuse to both commit violence and as a reason to punish the innocent.  

Who you are is not determined by your genes, it is your environment and experiences.  You can activate or deactivate the expression of genes by how you live your life.
 
2013-02-06 10:00:51 PM  
Can we DRILL IT OUT?
 
2013-02-06 10:03:33 PM  

rev. dave: FTFA:"He says his researches have led him to believe that some criminals have a 'genetic predisposition' to violence."


No no NO...  That is absolutely dangerous to talk about, he should know better.  People will use it as an excuse to both commit violence and as a reason to punish the innocent.  

Who you are is not determined by your genes, it is your environment and experiences.  You can activate or deactivate the expression of genes by how you live your life.


Some people really just get a thrill out of being naughty and they do it in varying extremes
 
2013-02-06 10:03:48 PM  
So, this is what happens when your humours are imbalanced?

Or just lunacy?

Did they just do PET scans and feed the subjects shots of Jack and tequila until one section lit up, because thats how I would do it.
 
2013-02-06 10:04:51 PM  

rev. dave: FTFA:"He says his researches have led him to believe that some criminals have a 'genetic predisposition' to violence."


No no NO...  That is absolutely dangerous to talk about, he should know better.  People will use it as an excuse to both commit violence and as a reason to punish the innocent.  

Who you are is not determined by your genes, it is your environment and experiences.  You can activate or deactivate the expression of genes by how you live your life.


Stating it is either completely black or white, one way or the other, sounds more like ideology than science.
 
2013-02-06 10:04:51 PM  
He found it with Apple Maps.
 
2013-02-06 10:04:57 PM  
I told you evil lurks in German brains, but would you listen? OOoooh no!
 
2013-02-06 10:05:18 PM  
Spoiler:  It's the ENTIRE BRAIN
 
2013-02-06 10:05:29 PM  

rev. dave: Who you are is not determined by your genes, it is your environment and experiences. You can activate or deactivate the expression of genes by how you live your life.


t1.gstatic.com

Could you have told me that before I shot my father?
 
2013-02-06 10:05:52 PM  

Mister Peejay: Spoiler:  It's the ENTIRE BRAIN


But enough about Soylent Green!
 
2013-02-06 10:05:58 PM  
Are we talking about Freud... which he basically founded the field of psycho-analysis, he was trained as a neurologist.
 
2013-02-06 10:05:59 PM  
Too much beer, AND socialist tendencies? What's his Fark handle?
 
2013-02-06 10:06:30 PM  
Please, please don't let this turn into the lobotomy of the 21st century.

Neuroscience along with quantum physics is one of the most mis-understood areas among laymen yet people treat it like magic.  Combine that with scientifically-illiterate legislators and you have a tragedy waiting to happen.
 
2013-02-06 10:07:21 PM  
Dear god don't let that scientist get near a pineal gland with a resonator device.
 
2013-02-06 10:07:35 PM  
ts4.mm.bing.net
 
2013-02-06 10:07:37 PM  
4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-02-06 10:09:05 PM  

rev. dave: You can activate or deactivate the expression of genes by how you live your life.


That's at about the  Daily Mail level of scientific precision and accuracy.
 
2013-02-06 10:09:30 PM  
What a Teutonic twat.
 
2013-02-06 10:09:46 PM  

scraping-fetus-off-the-wheel: Dear god don't let that scientist get near a pineal gland with a resonator device.


Ohhh.. but why not?

Brains are tasty... and if my assistants suddenly get all kinky and leathered up... who am I to complain?
 
2013-02-06 10:10:12 PM  
What they should have said is:  "Some people have a malfunctioning part of their brain that makes them overly aggressive and/or unable to exercise impulse control, and we can see when this part is not working properly with a brain scan"

...which is why most people are bored by science I guess.

The reasons people commit crimes are wide and varied... you cant just pinpoint that to one thing.
 
2013-02-06 10:10:19 PM  
The nerve of some Germans.
 
2013-02-06 10:10:35 PM  
finally a solution to end all evil
 
2013-02-06 10:14:06 PM  
Someone's got a nut for...

encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com
 
2013-02-06 10:20:15 PM  
Religion resides in the 'imagination' part of the brain.

/Incompetent republicans politicians still not being arrested for batshiaty imaginations making 'white god' the supreme ruler of the U.S.
 
2013-02-06 10:20:44 PM  

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: The next logical step: jabbing that area of the brain with a sharp stick.


No, you'll only anger it further!
 
2013-02-06 10:21:19 PM  

StoPPeRmobile: Someone's got a nut for...

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Are you saying that this research could cause a sort of Pre-Crime operation or that Tom Cruise would be pissed at this research because it's thetans that cause mental problems, not biology?
 
2013-02-06 10:22:10 PM  
Oh no, remember the last time the last time the Germans came for the mentally ill and we did nothing.
 
2013-02-06 10:25:41 PM  

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: Mister Peejay: Spoiler:  It's the ENTIRE BRAIN

But enough about Soylent Green!


What's your favorite color?

/Quite considerate they were.
//Doritos!
 
2013-02-06 10:28:59 PM  
How many Jewish brains did they have to fillet to come to this discovery?
 
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