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(CNN)   "And he had stopped by Chick-fil-A to pick up 15 sandwiches, which he planned to smear in the dying faces of staffers he expected to kill"   (cnn.com ) divider line
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2013-02-06 08:16:58 PM  
9 votes:
And he got caught. You see Submitter, that's why I only choose:

i.imgur.com

to smear in the faces of my shooting rampage victims*

*not intended to be a factual statement
2013-02-06 08:54:47 PM  
8 votes:
That Chick-fil-A place will do ANYTHING for publicity, won't they?
2013-02-06 09:02:38 PM  
6 votes:
This wouldn't have happened if everyone was armed with Chick-Fil-A sandwiches.
2013-02-06 09:00:24 PM  
6 votes:
At least he has chicken.
2013-02-06 09:14:30 PM  
3 votes:
There once was a man from Nantucket

Who cried "grab a seat and a bucket"

Though his dick was not long but

His chicken-love strong

He grabbed a young leghorn and did fark it.
2013-02-06 09:06:17 PM  
3 votes:
James Holmes - liberal

Newtown shooting - liberal state, mentally deranged son of a liberal

this guy - gay liberal

How come liberals are shooting everyone and trying to get peoples firearms taken away??
2013-02-06 09:44:19 PM  
2 votes:

vudukungfu: See a gun? Rush the shooter. Take notes, people.


Such behaviour would likely result in my expulsion from the target range.
2013-02-06 09:33:26 PM  
2 votes:

MagicMissile: ** ( copied from various sources )


Otherwise known as the Re:re:re:re e-mail that came from nutty Uncle George.
2013-02-06 09:23:58 PM  
2 votes:

MagicMissile: "Ft Hood - Registered Democrat- Muslim

Columbine - Too young to vote - both families were registered democrats and progressive liberals

VA Tech - Wrote hate mail to Pres Bush and to his staff. Registered Democrat

Colorado Theater - Registered Democrat, staff worker on the Obama campaign, occupy wall street participant, progressive liberal

Arizona shooter-Jared Loughner , progressive liberal, communist manifesto his favorite book

Connecticut School Shooter - Registered Democrat, hated Christians "   **

** ( copied from various sources )


And many many more including this guy. So why are libtards taking guns and massacring people when they don't get their way? Why are the into communism and socialism? Why do they want to disarm the United States?


WHY DO YOU WANT TO PROVIDE MURDEROUS LIBERALS EASY ACCESS TO GUNS? WHY ARE YOU INTO TERRORISM?
2013-02-06 09:08:07 PM  
2 votes:
That is one libtard who is not clear on the concept of being a libtard.

/libtard
2013-02-06 09:03:21 PM  
2 votes:
So because he was mad that a chain wasn't pro gay, he bought a significant amount of product from them and then tried to shoot people?


[you're not helping.jpg]
2013-02-06 08:55:29 PM  
2 votes:
Anybody else read that as feces?
2013-02-06 08:49:36 PM  
2 votes:

Somacandra: And he got caught. You see Submitter, that's why I only choose:

to smear in the faces of my shooting rampage victims*

*not intended to be a factual statement


Church's can't hold a candle to Popeye's, which is much too good to waste on murder victims.
2013-02-07 07:38:59 AM  
1 vote:

tinyarena: [upload.wikimedia.org image 500x254]


Looks to me like the old U.S of A has a metric-ass-ton of guns...  If global averages are any indicator, I would say we are not enforcing the Second Amendment properly at this time.

It does say well regulated militia you know.  Does that map look "well regulated" to you?


We use the imperial system here, jackass. We have a .9842 ass-ton of guns.
2013-02-07 12:41:43 AM  
1 vote:
To all of the violent liberal retards in this world, and in this thread, I shed but one tear of pity and laughter for you.
This picture says it best:


i.dailymail.co.uk

/ more big bold words just to piss you off
2013-02-06 11:53:20 PM  
1 vote:

MagicMissile: you are a puppet: MagicMissile: "Ft Hood - Registered Democrat- Muslim

Columbine - Too young to vote - both families were registered democrats and progressive liberals

VA Tech - Wrote hate mail to Pres Bush and to his staff. Registered Democrat

Colorado Theater - Registered Democrat, staff worker on the Obama campaign, occupy wall street participant, progressive liberal

Arizona shooter-Jared Loughner , progressive liberal, communist manifesto his favorite book

Connecticut School Shooter - Registered Democrat, hated Christians "   **

** ( copied from various sources )


And many many more including this guy. So why are libtards taking guns and massacring people when they don't get their way? Why are the into communism and socialism? Why do they want to disarm the United States?

WHY DO YOU WANT TO PROVIDE MURDEROUS LIBERALS EASY ACCESS TO GUNS? WHY ARE YOU INTO TERRORISM?

I don't, I think registered liberals should be locked up into FEMA camps where they will each undergo a thorough psychological evaluation before they are released back into society.


caddisfly: MagicMissile: caddisfly: I was wondering how long it would take for a liberal person to do what has become a signature conservative-identifying activity.  OK City, abortion clinic bombings and doctor murders, Sikh Temple shootings . . . the list goes on and on.  I'm still waiting for the day that somebody bombs a KKK rally or Operation Rescue event.  Can anybody think of another mass murder, committed or attempted, for liberal causes?  The last I can think of was the University of Wisconsin Physics Building bombing in the 60's which injured 3 and killed 1.  I suppose the Earth Firsters and ALF target property, but it seems like only conservative cause-driven folk bomb and shoot en masse.

/it's an observation, not a judgment

Well you have your facts wrong, but I don't blame you because you are a libtard. You can't help it. The Sikh shooter was a registered democrat, so was Timothy McVeigh and the Unibomber.

I'm pretty sure I never even referenced political parties in my post, rather politically motivated atacks.  If you had a higher IQ you would be capable of discerning the difference.  Instead it's the usual "libtard" whaarggbbl.  Knock yourself out.  I'm sure if you try hard enough everyone in the thread will come around to your point of view.




Hey Magic, did you hear? They are building a new clubhouse in Idaho for you and all of your buddies. Sounds cool as heck. They let you have girlie magazines and everything. You even get to stockpile real life guns and stuff. You can have as much pop as you want and never have to eat vegetables. Swipe $208 from your mom or dad and you can be a Junior Badger tomorrow!
2013-02-06 11:07:22 PM  
1 vote:
I'd never have made it to the crime scene,

I'd be all like... "15 is a LOT of murder sandwiches, and I AM kinda peckish..."

Next red light, I'd be "you know, I didn't realize how hungry I was... I need to be at the top of my game, and I think we'll be able to do the job just fine with 13 murder sandwiches."

Then I'm like "I'm probably going to jail and won't be able to get a meal for some time..."

Then "come to think of it, I may never be able to get another Chick Fil-A again in my life, unless we do the whole 'execution' thing and call it in for my last meal..."

So there I am, stuffed with 4 Chick Fil-A's, down to only 11 left as murder sandwiches, and all I'm gonna do is pull over and take a really long nap.
2013-02-06 10:54:33 PM  
1 vote:

super_grass: What_do_you_want_now: super_grass: What_do_you_want_now: super_grass: What_do_you_want_now: super_grass: And no, your precious constitution does not give you the right to tell society to live in the dark ages

Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the Government for a redress of grievances.

Actually...it does.

/HOLEY SHIAT!

No it doesn't.

It is an outdated sheet if parchment written by dead, slave owning white men with in inherent meaning.  To allow voices like the Family Research Council to dehumanize people and advocate for the regression of society is what kills civlization in the first place. Intolerance should be not tolerated, and should be put down with whatever force required. Period.

The furthest extent that we should let people like them exist is to provide controlled opposition so that we can monitor and ridicule them. They provide no value to society and therefore society has no need for them.

So, anyone that doesn't agree with you should STFU and GBTW?

/because that's what you're saying


[24.media.tumblr.com image 469x316]

Exactly. Fascists should not be tolerated.

But....you're doing exactly that by saying that [viewpoint you don't like] should never be spoken in public.

/please be a troll, I'm begging you.


There is no right to spread hate, and we have a civil duty to stop its spread.

 [i4.bebo.com image 500x393]

Seriously, if the FRC was located anywhere in Europe, their offices would have been either tagged or firebombed by the anti fascists already. America is oddly tolerate of hate in this regard.


The First Amendment gives you the right to spread hate. And equal right to stop it.  Unless you spread hate with a bat or a sap.
2013-02-06 10:07:08 PM  
1 vote:

super_grass: Any self-proclaimed liberal who wants to use firearms to prove a political point is by definition not a true liberal.

INTELLECTUALCHECKMATE


Lenin and Mao were pretty clear that they were going to use non-violence until they got into power.  Then once they controlled things, would turn into raving mad authoritarian dickholes.
2013-02-06 10:04:21 PM  
1 vote:

MagicMissile: [rexcurry.net image 321x318]

Wait a minute here.... I knew there was a reason why all of these Liberals/Socialists are shooting everyone when they don't get their way!


Say what you will about the tenets of National Socialism, dude, at least it's a farking ethos.
2013-02-06 10:02:06 PM  
1 vote:
Usually trolling doesn't run the risk of an FBI visit. Advocating killing people who disagree on such a busy thread will probably raise red flags.
2013-02-06 09:59:32 PM  
1 vote:

red230: Remember kids, this guy is a main stream leftist. They all want to take our freedoms by violence if we let them. It's only by arming ourselves can we protect ourselves from these radicals.

Oh and the mass shooters that claim to be motivated by the right wing are all lone nuts that are secretly liberal.


That's why liberals want guns banned: we just can't resist the temptation to go shooting people at the drop of a hat.
2013-02-06 09:53:15 PM  
1 vote:

super_grass: If force has to be applied to create a tolerant society free of hate, then so be it.


Start with yourself. You seem to work tirelessly to find reasons to hate people.
2013-02-06 09:52:50 PM  
1 vote:

What_do_you_want_now: MagicMissile: What_do_you_want_now: MagicMissile: OscarTamerz: At least his mugshot looked FAAABUUULOOOUUSSS.

[i2.cdn.turner.com image 214x122]

The downside is he'll get locked up for 70 years.  The upside is that it will be with all them hot, sweaty MENS!!!

Actually under Obamas NDAA, he can be classified as a terrorist and detained indefinitely.


Account created:2012-08-10 21:10:23
It all makes sense now.

So many of you on here point to the date an account was created as if it means something. Are you saying that anyone who starts using this website is a troll? Even if it was created six months ago?

You really fail that hard at providing a counter argument that this is what you go after? Will you please stop licking the paint off the wall while you type?

Around the month of August during election years many political troll accounts are made, and usually last for maybe a year into the term of the election. Pointing out the date merely notifies the thread that you stand a really good chance of being a troll.

[themoreyouknow.jpg]



I guess you are just failing to grasp the stupidity of your own argument. Carry on libtard!
2013-02-06 09:52:23 PM  
1 vote:

super_grass: We have no obligation to tolerate intolerance, and those who are intolerant deserve no rights.

There's nothing hypocritical about stopping the fascists. If force has to be applied to create a tolerant society free of hate, then so be it.  We did it in the 40's, it's too bad that we didn't eradicate them completely.


My parents raised a polite individual, so in that tone, I would like to say goodbye. I no longer wish to associate with you or continue this discourse. Your ideas are not only reprehensible, but also counter-productive to your own agenda.

Goodbye.
2013-02-06 09:49:21 PM  
1 vote:

mbillips: OK, punched that straw man enough? Limbaugh is not a Republican mouthpiece. He's the most reasonable end of hate radio. Savage, Beck, and FAR darker voices stretch onward to the Stormfront end of the spectrum. Tim McVeigh didn't get his ideas from Republicans; he got them from the Turner Diaries, and the Christian Identity movement. Limbaugh doesn't endorse those people, but he sure feeds the "American government consists only of jackbooted thugs" meme, which ties directly into ZOG and all the other racist wingnut paranoid fantasies.


None of that changes how it was blamed on Limbaugh and other talk show hosts who are in his same style of politics.

Don't forget the real hate radio like Mike Malloy and Ed Shultz where they get giddy over the idea of dead Republicans.
2013-02-06 09:47:27 PM  
1 vote:

super_grass: There is no right to spread hate, and we have a civil duty to stop its spread.

Seriously, if the FRC was located anywhere in Europe, their offices would have been either tagged or firebombed by the anti fascists already. America is oddly tolerate of hate in this regard


You do realize the hypocrisy of your idea, right? Tell me you do, because the cognitive dissonance has to be almost unbearable.
2013-02-06 09:41:16 PM  
1 vote:

remus: Red Shirt Blues: At least he has chicken.

[www.awesomeoff.com image 400x300]


Is....is that the default UI? It's...been so long since I've seen it.
2013-02-06 09:39:44 PM  
1 vote:

caddisfly: I was wondering how long it would take for a liberal person to do what has become a signature conservative-identifying activity.   OK City, abortion clinic bombings and doctor murders, Sikh Temple shootings . . . the list goes on and on.  I'm still waiting for the day that somebody bombs a KKK rally or Operation Rescue event.  Can anybody think of another mass murder, committed or attempted, for liberal causes?  The last I can think of was the University of Wisconsin Physics Building bombing in the 60's which injured 3 and killed 1.  I suppose the Earth Firsters and ALF target property, but it seems like only conservative cause-driven folk bomb and shoot en masse.

/it's an observation, not a judgment


I think there's some part of the average Democrat that is distraught when they can't blame something on Republicans. The OKC bombings being one of them. An anti-gov't vet who voted Libertarian and who wanted to punish the gov't for an "illegal act" kills a lot of people and suddenly it's Rush Limbaugh's fault. OKC gave us the term "hate radio" because it was talked about relentlessly as being the cause for the OKC bombing. As if he'll go out and kill in the name of Republicans because of the radio but he won't even vote for the candidates?

Back then we didn't have an expansive internet to spread the debunking so for those next few years the Dems made sure to blame it on the Republicans. Kinda like the Giffords shooting was blamed on the tea party because it was a Dem targeted even though the shooter was described as an anti-gov't liberal by his classmates.
2013-02-06 09:36:08 PM  
1 vote:

super_grass: What_do_you_want_now: super_grass: And no, your precious constitution does not give you the right to tell society to live in the dark ages

Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the Government for a redress of grievances.

Actually...it does.

/HOLEY SHIAT!

No it doesn't.

It is an outdated sheet if parchment written by dead, slave owning white men with in inherent meaning.  To allow voices like the Family Research Council to dehumanize people and advocate for the regression of society is what kills civlization in the first place. Intolerance should be not tolerated, and should be put down with whatever force required. Period.

The furthest extent that we should let people like them exist is to provide controlled opposition so that we can monitor and ridicule them. They provide no value to society and therefore society has no need for them.




Do you even have a clue how much of a hypocrite you are? Just a glimmer?
2013-02-06 09:34:25 PM  
1 vote:
YOU SEE. NOW YOU SEE.

If he had only brought a properly equipped AR-15 variant with a few 30-round magazines, he would have been sooooo much more successful!! Instead he has to struggle with a backpack and shiatty pistol, and gets pwned by the janitor.

Oh wait, not a young white male? Never mind, he was probably mentally ill, nothing to do with gun culture or rightwing propaganda egging him on. Poor thing. Glad he's getting help.

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2013-02-06 09:34:01 PM  
1 vote:
It's obviously the chik-fil-a sandwiches causing violence, just like video games, rap music, metal, music videos, and the bible so we need to ban them for killing people!
2013-02-06 09:28:41 PM  
1 vote:

majestic: I periodically deliver shiat, I mean fast, food to my clients. They all love Popeye's and hate Church's. But they like both better than KFC. I'd like to deliver them something good, but they always ask for "combos for 20 people" and that's about it around here.

I delivered naked tenders from Popeye's once and nearly lost the account.


You write articulately. May I ask the college you attended where earned your BA?
2013-02-06 09:14:54 PM  
1 vote:
The only thing that stopped him was a good guy with a gun. Sure, it was the attacker's gun that got taken away from him, but the good guy was eventually armed and that is the important part.
2013-02-06 09:11:17 PM  
1 vote:

Lumber Jack Off: too bad he wasn't successful.

/guns don't kill people.


^^^   Another libtard waiting to snap. Are you guys all ticking time bombs? Maybe FEMA camps aren't a bad idea after all..
2013-02-06 09:10:54 PM  
1 vote:
The nut job was 28 and lived with his parents?

What's his FARK handle?
2013-02-06 09:08:56 PM  
1 vote:
They started the hate. He was just taking it to a whole new level!

/and he was going to spring for lunch ... that should take a few years off his sentence.
2013-02-06 09:04:18 PM  
1 vote:
i46.tinypic.com

Seriously, not helping at all...
2013-02-06 09:03:12 PM  
1 vote:

revrendjim: Somacandra: And he got caught. You see Submitter, that's why I only choose:

to smear in the faces of my shooting rampage victims*

*not intended to be a factual statement

Church's can't hold a candle to Popeye's, which is much too good to waste on murder victims.


There's a lot of topics we disagree on, this is not one. Love my Popeye's spicy chicken!
2013-02-06 09:02:23 PM  
1 vote:
Remember kids, this guy is a main stream leftist. They all want to take our freedoms by violence if we let them. It's only by arming ourselves can we protect ourselves from these radicals.

Oh and the mass shooters that claim to be motivated by the right wing are all lone nuts that are secretly liberal.
2013-02-06 09:00:37 PM  
1 vote:
What the hell is wrong with people???

/He doesn't have an xbox?
//What about booze??
2013-02-06 08:55:53 PM  
1 vote:
I hate religious chicken.
 
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